Flaming Cheek!

9 Apr 2005

As some of you know, I'm selling my house at the mo. A couple have just been round to view it. It ws all going well til I took them up to the attic. Then they were met with a line of Satin's kinky shoes and boots, and a selection of leather straps, cuffs, etc hanging up on the wall. The woman just laughed and said she liked the kinky boots, but was then distracted by the trekkie stuff and, being a trekkie, changed the subject....... the bloke however (in all seriousness), asked me if I was on the game

The flaming cheek of it though........ they're not even my boots! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Do you think they'd recognise the house if they logged on here and saw the party pics :haha:

9 Apr 2005

Quote by bluexxx
As some of you know, I'm selling my house at the mo. A couple have just been round to view it. It ws all going well til I took them up to the attic. Then they were met with a line of Satin's kinky shoes and boots, and a selection of leather straps, cuffs, etc hanging up on the wall. The woman just laughed and said she liked the kinky boots, but was then distracted by the trekkie stuff and, being a trekkie, changed the subject....... the bloke however (in all seriousness), asked me if I was on the game
The flaming cheek of it though........ they're not even my boots! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Do you think they'd recognise the house if they logged on here and saw the party pics :haha:

Did you invite them to the next (house-warming) party on condition that they bought the house?
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9 Apr 2005

oh dear lol - hope they are stilll interested in the house! have u ever watched those programmes where they show you how to present your house for viewing? i dont think ive seen kinky gear in them lol

(joke no offence meant redface

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9 Apr 2005

Cue Lloyd Grossman and his awful drawl
"Who lives in a house like this"
PMSL sorry Blue had to say it!

9 Apr 2005

I once viewed a house - in the days when I hadn't completely come to terms with my own sexuality - and over the double bed was a H-U-G-E erotic painting. I was put off because I felt there's no way I will ever be that sexual/sensual therefore it is not the home for me. Illogical maybe but I suggest putting your gear in storage and doing the fresh-flowers-real coffee-home-baked-cakes-thing.
Jezzay.

9 Apr 2005

Bluexxx & Satin .... excellent smile

9 Apr 2005

I reckon that it would grab peoples attention at least. Half for the good, ha;f for the bad.
As an Estate Agentr, by trade, as long as you have them remembering the place, it doesn't matter why. You all know how they all 'blur into one' once you have seen more than three.

9 Apr 2005

yeah when yer house hunting its always good to stand out . When they get home and go through the bundles and bundles of house descriptions they wont remember half of them but they'll always remember the tart with the big feets house ! :P

9 Apr 2005

Quote by jezzay
I once viewed a house - in the days when I hadn't completely come to terms with my own sexuality - and over the double bed was a H-U-G-E erotic painting. I was put off because I felt there's no way I will ever be that sexual/sensual therefore it is not the home for me. Illogical maybe but I suggest putting your gear in storage and doing the fresh-flowers-real coffee-home-baked-cakes-thing.
Jezzay.

That reminds me of a time when I went house viewing with a friend who wanted a second opinion on a place he was thinking of buying. In the living room was a huge painting of a naked man... complete with raging hard on :shock: .... I couldn't help but notice it - well you couldn't miss it to be honest. The man of the house saw me looking so I had to say something...." Errr", I said, thinking madly of something intelligent to say confused

So, jokingly I said " Is that you???" Yes, he said, the wife painted it :shock:
Pride of place in the living room though..... :shock:
I assumed that he takes it down when his mother in law comes to tea :shock: :shock: :shock:

9 Apr 2005

what ever you do, dont invite that house doctor woman round. she,ll either have a heart attack or become a bloody scary Domme lol

9 Apr 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
what ever you do, dont invite that house doctor woman round. she,ll either have a heart attack or become a bloody scary Domme lol

LOL and what's wrong with being a scary Domme?

9 Apr 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
what ever you do, dont invite that house doctor woman round. she,ll either have a heart attack or become a bloody scary Domme lol

Oh god that would be so worth it for the look on her face rotflmao

9 Apr 2005

Quote by Lil_Bunny
what ever you do, dont invite that house doctor woman round. she,ll either have a heart attack or become a bloody scary Domme lol

LOL and what's wrong with being a scary Domme?
oh nothing at all, in fact i think she,d be quite sadistic....just what i need actually :twisted: although id much prefere kim from how clean is your house , oh shes lovely. she would be perfect, if she switched the marigolds for abit of black rubber lmao

9 Apr 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
what ever you do, dont invite that house doctor woman round. she,ll either have a heart attack or become a bloody scary Domme lol

LOL and what's wrong with being a scary Domme?
oh nothing at all, in fact i think she,d be quite sadistic....just what i need actually :twisted: although id much prefere kim from how clean is your house , oh shes lovely. she would be perfect, if she switched the marigolds for abit of black rubber lmao
LOL I can do the Domme bit (and sadistic at times) but not the rubber, have a latex allergy you see sad

9 Apr 2005

Quote by Lil_Bunny
what ever you do, dont invite that house doctor woman round. she,ll either have a heart attack or become a bloody scary Domme lol

LOL and what's wrong with being a scary Domme?
oh nothing at all, in fact i think she,d be quite sadistic....just what i need actually :twisted: although id much prefere kim from how clean is your house , oh shes lovely. she would be perfect, if she switched the marigolds for abit of black rubber lmao
LOL I can do the Domme bit (and sadistic at times) but not the rubber, have a latex allergy you see sad

ill have to bring some nice wollen mits wrapped in barbed wire bunny for blue and satins next party wink

which is when again ??? hehehhe :P

9 Apr 2005

Lol Blue, maybe he was so interesed by the boots and toys he was thinking about coming back to 'engage your services' lol!
Well at least they'll remember the house and you!

9 Apr 2005

Quote by bluexxx
... In the living room was a huge painting of a naked man... complete with raging hard on :shock:
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Pride of place in the living room though..... :shock:
I assumed that he takes it down when his mother in law comes to tea :shock: :shock: :shock:

:lol:
Perhaps not, he might have wanted to scare her away or advertise what she was missing confused

One wonders how much artistic licence his wife took! I mean, those ads that ask for a cock shot, would any one really believe it if they received a photo of 'a painting my wife did' ?!!