flash in the pan

10 May 2005

hi to all u sh chums im afraid my recent succsess in the moist tufted regions was a mere hiccup sad

since then ihavent been able to get past her bomb proof pyjamas lol
so it looks like its back to the old routine thanks for reading post ps it was the best 10 seconds shes ever had ppss (that includes foreplay) :shock: cya smogs

10 May 2005

Quote by smoggie
hi to all u sh chums im afraid my recent succsess in the moist tufted regions was a mere hiccup since then ihavent been able to get past her bomb proof pyjamas lol
so it looks like its back to the old routine thanks for reading post ps it was the best 10 seconds shes ever had ppss (that includes foreplay) :shock: cya smogs

What happened to spam curtains?

10 May 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
hi to all u sh chums im afraid my recent succsess in the moist tufted regions was a mere hiccup since then ihavent been able to get past her bomb proof pyjamas lol
so it looks like its back to the old routine thanks for reading post ps it was the best 10 seconds shes ever had ppss (that includes foreplay) :shock: cya smogs

What happened to spam curtains?
does anyone care?

10 May 2005

smoggie what a stayer

10 May 2005

hi happy cats im afraid the spam curtains seemto be tightly shut despite all my efforts to coax them apart( once a months more than enough for any man) sad

so it looks like the old hand shandys for me for a while cya smogs smile

10 May 2005

get an au pair

10 May 2005

I'm lost again.... Think I'm gonna lie down and then find a smoggie-english dictionary, or maybe just a smoggie-bigDewi one.

10 May 2005

might have to have a poll about him ,dewi ,now quite worried
hijack thread taking please
what size are your breasts dewi ?

10 May 2005

Quote by SXBOY
might have to have a poll about him ,dewi ,now quite worried
hijack thread taking please
what size are your breasts dewi ?

I have no idea, all I know is it takes a regiment to fold me bra at night lol

Hijack over.
Smoggie, for those of us in the dark, could you please explain to us what you're on about?

10 May 2005

bra is light bransons hot air balloon ( NOT BRANSTONS )
fly this thread to beirut or the welsh wonderbra gets it
christ dewi ...what is he on ??????????

10 May 2005

Dunno what he's on but is this thread not called " flash in the pan"
Can I ask ?
Would that cover the explosion that followed last night's vindaloo ?
My ears are still recovering !

10 May 2005

that would explain the closing of the spam curtains

10 May 2005

Hells Bells! I thought I talked some bollox, but wtf is all this about?
Forgive me, I shall try and communicate with you people in your own language:
Spam parachute! My regimental curtains are exploding... I blame the curry that Steve_Lincs ate three hot air balloons ago.

10 May 2005