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What do you do when you feel one brewing?

Try to hold it in.
Rush off to "powder your nose"
Pretend you have cramp and make a lot of noise to cover it.
Blame it on the dog.
Try to let it out gently and hope they don't notice.
Let rip, it's perfectly natural.
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essex34m
Sex God
Looked at the title, and thought "yep, done both"
Calista
Sex God
I blame Dawnie :giggle:
Goose35
Warming the Bed
I try and hold it in since the time i was recieving a bj and let one go lol
Not the best idea i ever had but on that occasion i couldnt help it :lol:
Mack_m
Warming the Bed
Quote by Goose35
I try and hold it in since the time i was recieving a bj and let one go lol
Not the best idea i ever had but on that occasion i couldnt help it :lol:

Just b thankfull you didn't follow thru
Unknown User
Where er you be let your wind go free
Its better to fart and stink a little
Than twist your bowels and be a cripple.
Let it rip
Unknown User
I try to hold it in but I'd rather do a bottom burp than a fanny fart redface
Unknown User
CLENCH! :shock:
Don't want to follow through redface
Tan____Kinky
Sex God
Depends if I have had sex with them before :giggle:
I just let rip with dek
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Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Calista
I blame Dawnie :giggle:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You'd be right too Callie redface
:giggle:
Calista
Sex God
Quote by Dawnie
I blame Dawnie :giggle:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You'd be right too Callie redface
:giggle:
LOL Well I thought you should get the blame for something you do do!
markz
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I try to hold it in but I'd rather do a bottom burp than a fanny fart redface

is that because one smell's worse than the other............... rolleyes
Unknown User
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I try to hold it in but I'd rather do a bottom burp than a fanny fart redface

But in the throes of approaching orgasm I couldn't hold in the former and fanny farts just make me laugh!
midsprincess
Orgasminator
I'd just say "Well you made me orgasm so strong that all my muscles squeezed so tight it just came out. Aren't you so wonderful darling to make me do that "
Toshuk
Master of Sex
I do remember talking with a young American woman on a perfectly straight message board a while back. She confessed to having a fart fetish.
Nothing wrong with fanny farts, just an occasion for a giggle.
Firelizard
Sex God
Talking about flatulence and this is'nt exactly about sex....but is'nt it annoying for the ladies when you're wearing fairly tight jeans and you do a little bottom burp and it travels forward and straight up into your foo foo blink You just get rid of it from one hole and it shoots straight into another :undecided:
No confused:
Oh..it must just be me then redface