Flirt with the former forumite for fun.

3 Nov 2006

JAS! He's all yours honey, he called me 'dear'
*shudders and legs it*

3 Nov 2006

Oops...

3 Nov 2006

Ooo, but the long hair still keeps me coming back to look and see if you replied! :rascal:
I'm not rightly sure I'm bothered about the state of your cock anymore! ;)
Can you cook? Iron? Clean? ;)

3 Nov 2006

I can and I've got my own apron (and have photographic proof as well ;) )
But forget the domestic chores we could always ....
**CENSORED! FAR TO DESCRIPTIVE FOR THE DELICATE TYPES ON THIS SITE**
..........and then have a ciggy if they're not too damp or crushed. :twisted: wink

3 Nov 2006

Quote by easy
I've got my own apron (and have photographic proof as well ;) )

I know, wonna come and 'clean' for me MrEasy :rascal:
blast

3 Nov 2006

OOooooo I get to slip in under Dawnie! :rascal:
I need some new crystal glasses, why don't you pop over to mine later!

3 Nov 2006

Would be my pleasure Kiss but I might need a hand getting the glass cutters ready :giggle:

3 Nov 2006

Quote by Dawnie
Would be my pleasure Kiss but I might need a hand getting the glass cutters ready :giggle:

I'll just get the ice cubes.... lol

IN EDIT: I've found the solution!

3 Nov 2006

Oooo look, the wife is right in front of me :rascal:

3 Nov 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Oooo look, the wife is right in front of me :rascal:

and you are right in front of me.... bend over....
splendid gets strap on ready....
:twisted:

3 Nov 2006

I have just had a splendid idea - and it was pure filth....
wanna try it out? wink

3 Nov 2006

Quote by splendid33
Oooo look, the wife is right in front of me :rascal:

and you are right in front of me.... bend over....
splendid gets strap on ready....
:twisted:
an im behind you hun :shock:
edit: redface

that killed this thread sorry surprised

ops:

3 Nov 2006

Quote by PoloLady
I have just had a splendid idea - and it was pure filth....
wanna try it out?

I'm game :twisted: - but have you got the nerves to actually try it... I hate timewasters rolleyes

3 Nov 2006

Then stop wasting time and get ya pants off!

3 Nov 2006

Quote by PoloLady
Then stop wasting time and get ya pants off!

they are off...... and I am waiting...
x

3 Nov 2006

Quote by PoloLady
Then stop wasting time and get ya pants off!

Err - you're not going to at least hint what this pure filth is??? :shock:
>Removes pants. Shaking slightly; due to a strange mix of fear and excitement<
Come on babe - do your worse :twisted:

3 Nov 2006

mmmmm nice bum....36 is my favourite number ya know wink

3 Nov 2006

My favourite number is 69 biggrin

3 Nov 2006

Quote by tina1
mmmmm nice bum....36 is my favourite number ya know

Now, ain't that lucky - my favourite is 1...
Well, it seem Polo has lost her nerve... bloody timewasters. mad

:wink:
Hey Tina - your hips are sooo sexy... cool

3 Nov 2006

hey you do know that flattery gets you everywhere lol

3 Nov 2006

Quote by tina1
hey you do know that flattery gets you everywhere

Flattery
Flattery
Flattery
Flattery
Flattery
Flattery
Flattery
Flattery...
Now what is your address? :twisted:

3 Nov 2006

69 Lickme Avenue
Strapon upon Avon
I expect ya in 1 hour for a qucikie

3 Nov 2006

I'll be there in 40 mins :twisted:

3 Nov 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'll be there in 40 mins :twisted:

Yippeee.......
Sassy as my tina fluffer.... what more could one ask biggrin

3 Nov 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'll be there in 40 mins :twisted:

mmmmmmmmm sassy those boots would look very nice on me
round me neck that is

3 Nov 2006

Quote by PoloLady
I'll be there in 40 mins :twisted:

Yippeee.......
Sassy as my tina fluffer.... what more could one ask biggrin

A Polo/Tina sandwich???
Fuck calories :twisted:

3 Nov 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
A Polo/Tina sandwich???
Fuck calories :twisted:

Hi - I'm calories. :twisted:
Great stockings - may I touch.. :rascal:

3 Nov 2006

shave ya pubes and get your arse round here lol

3 Nov 2006

Hi LondonPlaything (puts sexy voice on)
Can I stroke your arm and give you my "look" on Saturday 11th babe?
pinky x
in edit: bugger sorry I thougyht page 2 was the end of the thread...whoops!
Sorry Tina, shall i say the same to you - .nice arse btw

3 Nov 2006

nice dress pink.....it would look better on my bedroom floor though..