Fnarr Fnarr...double meanings that make you giggle.

29 Apr 2010

last weekend, I was visiting my nan (shes 85) with the baby and she had him on her knee, he was waving his hands around and caught her on the chin with a flailing mitt...'oooohhh hes just fisted me' she shouted....I couldnt move for laughing...and couldnt tell her why redface

and I got a 'hairy bikers' cookbook, and theres a recipe for spotted dick in it, my younger kids think thats hilarious...and chortled even more when i explained that Dick is actually a shortened version of richard, so they should be glad their name wasnt Richard Head...seeing the cogs grinding as they processed the info then hearing the laughing as the penny dropped...priceless!!
Of course any visitor to the house has had this merriment thrust upon them, as if the kids are the first ones ever to hear it!

29 Apr 2010

Put the willies up you.
When i was younger it meant to scare you, I said it to my daughter and her friend who thought it was so funny and then banned me from saying it!

29 Apr 2010

The mother of my children persists in referring to the cupboard under the stairs as the glory hole.

29 Apr 2010

Quote by Ben_welshminx
The mother of my children persists in referring to the cupboard under the stairs as the glory hole.

We have one of those as well, I think i commented on another thread refering to glory holes, its always been the room where you dump all the unused crap that you dont want to throw away

29 Apr 2010

In work I have several storage rooms, one with a good number lol

I often get repair men or inspectors arrive who ask for something. They always give me a funny look when I tell them its been put in Room 101 :lol:

29 Apr 2010

At work last Saturday, a middle-aged gent approached me for a Nintendo Wii console as a surprise present for his other half. I went through the pacakges and colour options like the professional that I am. He was most confused, however, by the stifled chucklings when he proclaimed 'the wife only wants it black, I'm just happy to sit back and watch'.

29 Apr 2010

i know its childish but on the james blunt song when he sings "hes got a semi by the sea" i cant help giggle. I had to stop refering to the junk by the back door as "a load of crap in my back passage that needed clearing out" lol x fem x

29 Apr 2010

Mum answered the phone and said I couldn't speak to dad cos he was "busy boning the chicken" :shock:
Christmas time my dad does the whole partridge inside a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey thing, bluddy lovely it is, but they really need to sort their wording out confused

:? :?

29 Apr 2010

Quote by Ben_welshminx
The mother of my children persists in referring to the cupboard under the stairs as the glory hole.

I was chatting about melting glass tonight to an artist and he was on about building a furnace, I said oh you mean a glory hole? I knew by the look on his face he knew a different meaning lol

:lol:

29 Apr 2010

Now this is strange but I have long been a glass crafter, I shall adopt the term.

30 Apr 2010

Quote by Missy
Mum answered the phone and said I couldn't speak to dad cos he was "busy boning the chicken" :shock:
Christmas time my dad does the whole partridge inside a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey thing, bluddy lovely it is, but they really need to sort their wording out :? :?

thats just made me laugh out loud...oh the images that conjures up :scared:

2 May 2010

Seeing a van go by with "Snap-On tools" emplazoned all over the side.
Simple minds eh?
Also, on the road to Stafford (A518 if you happen to be in the area) there is a sign in a field that simply reads "Farmer's own seed". God knows how he covered the whole field - must me the healthy country life.

2 May 2010

Quote by Missy
Mum answered the phone and said I couldn't speak to dad cos he was "busy boning the chicken" :shock:
Christmas time my dad does the whole partridge inside a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey thing, bluddy lovely it is, but they really need to sort their wording out :? :?

:laughabove:

2 May 2010

My late Mum went into a top class department store and proceeded to ask the very snobby doorman "where she could get felt" (carpet felt she was after) lol

2 May 2010

I remember when I was younger, my mum sitting outside at a family BBQ once with the cat on her knee anouncing 'she liked combing her pussy'. My grandad nearly fell of his chair into the fishpond at the time. I was about 10 and didn't really udnerstand.

2 May 2010

Quote by Ben_welshminx
Now this is strange but I have long been a glass crafter, I shall adopt the term.

Ooooooo you play with glass as well Ben biggrin

:D :D

3 May 2010

Made me chuckle when on a night out, Jewl's work supervisor announced she liked the Cock Inn. We also have the Organ Inn in town as well.

3 May 2010

That quaint American expression - the Fanny Pack to describe a bum bag.
Always results in a schoolboy snigger

3 May 2010

Quote by foxylady2209
Seeing a van go by with "Snap-On tools" emplazoned all over the side.
Simple minds eh?
Also, on the road to Stafford (A518 if you happen to be in the area) there is a sign in a field that simply reads "Farmer's own seed". God knows how he covered the whole field - must me the healthy country life.

snap on tools:giggle::giggle::giggle: gets me every time

3 May 2010

It was the evening before my brother's funeral, the whole family was in my parent's kitchen talking and the mood was very low. :sad:
As my brother was only young, my parents had bought a family grave and my Dad had just been to the cemetary to see where the plot was.
Then Mum said "It's funny isn't it .... not many people get to see their own hole!"
The mood soon lifted!! lol

4 May 2010

I was visiting a friend this weekend, she has just recently got a wii console... so there we were in tescos looking at the games... when I noticed one called WaterSports... well that was me.... total giggles..... The looks we were getting made it even funnier...

6 May 2010

Quote by Staggerlee_BB
Seeing a van go by with "Snap-On tools" emplazoned all over the side.
Simple minds eh?
Also, on the road to Stafford (A518 if you happen to be in the area) there is a sign in a field that simply reads "Farmer's own seed". God knows how he covered the whole field - must me the healthy country life.

snap on tools:giggle::giggle::giggle: gets me every time
i've also seen a van running round plymouth with "Happiness is a Ridgid Tool" painted on the side, i'd love to see the size of his torque wrench.

17 May 2010

When i was a lad of a mere 16yrs my first job was on a YTS as a butcher, this old dear came in and asked for a ham shank...I creased up laughing in the back of the shop as me and my mates would talk about the ham shanks we would have lol.

18 May 2010

when one of my lads watches the WWE american wrestling, one of the wrestlers has a move called the '5 knuckle shuffle' I often think of writing to them and telling them that it has a slightly different meaning here in the UK lol

19 May 2010

Quote by woohoo
My late Mum went into a top class department store and proceeded to ask the very snobby doorman "where she could get felt" (carpet felt she was after)

Good one, it reminds me of this:
Many years ago a colleague and I were touring pubs to try and find a venue with a suitable function room for the works sports and social club. We went into one charming establishment, but the building didn't seem to be very large. We were confronted by a very buxum bar maid - the whole place seemed to go quiet as my colleague asked "have you got a room upstairs?
Plim wink