Do yer take it, do yer take it, do yer take it up the arse? Do yer take it up the arse?
Your bit tits are unbelievable!
Up yer arse, up yer arse, I'm the famous Brighton Geezer and I'm going up yer arse.
What the fuckin, what the fuckin, what the fuckin hell was that? (for you ladies).
We're all a load of wankers.
Cock in every hole, you'll get a cock in every hole!
If I had the wings of a sparrow, a cock like a bloody great horse, I would fly round your houses tomorrow, and I'd have sexual intercourse!
Well I'm a Scunthorpe fan, and no way am I singing "Any old iron" in a swinging situation!