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football chant !!!

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Do yer take it, do yer take it, do yer take it up the arse? Do yer take it up the arse?
Your bit tits are unbelievable!
Up yer arse, up yer arse, I'm the famous Brighton Geezer and I'm going up yer arse.
What the fuckin, what the fuckin, what the fuckin hell was that? (for you ladies).
We're all a load of wankers.
Cock in every hole, you'll get a cock in every hole!
If I had the wings of a sparrow, a cock like a bloody great horse, I would fly round your houses tomorrow, and I'd have sexual intercourse!
Well I'm a Scunthorpe fan, and no way am I singing "Any old iron" in a swinging situation!
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Well I'm a Scunthorpe fan!

So............. Youre the Scunthorpe fan?? lol
Grin when yer swingin u only grin when yer swingin
Quote by woohoo

Well I'm a Scunthorpe fan!

So............. Youre the Scunthorpe fan?? lol
Yeah, guilty as charged!
Still at least you didn't ask the usual, "who put the **** in s****horpe!!! I wish I had a pound for every time I heard that old pony...
come and have a go if you think your man enough?dunno
boot the ball and dribble on me instead???
My teams fans anthem is Delilah by Tom Jones,
One line goes "I put my dick in her hand
And she laughed no more" lol
how about.....shouting
You ate the pies...you ate the pies...you fat B*****d , you ate the pies.....there again..probably not adviseable if you want a shag !!! lol
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how about.....shouting
You ate the pies...you ate the pies...you fat B*****d , you ate the pies.....there again..probably not adviseable if you want a shag !!! lol

I was at an away match once and as I queued for my half time pie the opposing fans were singing that, along with don't buy em all don't buy em all . I remember giving em the one fingered salute then getting a bollocking off the stewards for mooning em
Wankers, lol.
Still we won the match! :0)
What about "cum on if you think your 'ard enuff" wink
The trouble with football chants will be that some yobbos will show up wanting to give someone a good fisting. How about taking a leaf out of rugby unions book and observe a total silence while someone orgasms followed by polite applause.