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Football or Lapdancers?

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One of our friends is a premiership football side season ticket holder. Worked out the other day that for the price he pays to get in, have a few drinks and maybe a bite to eat would pay for an afternoon session at a lapdancing club.
So, (mainly aimed at the men) which would you rather do? Watch highly attractive women take their clothes off while dancing seductively a few inches from your face. biggrin
OR
watch 22 sweaty men dressed in scimpy uniforms run around, occassionally stop to hug and kiss each other, then they all jump into a bath together!! :shock:
I'll watch the women. :D
John
depends... if it is arsenal... football every time....smile:):):):)
if it anyone else...... women, women women!!!!!!!!!
sean xxxxxxxxxxxx
p.s what is the best friend of a bloke in a lapdancing club????.....Scottish one pound notes!!!!!!.... makes it look like you are rich!!!!!! bolt
Football dunno it's a sport isn't it confused na it's never been my thing so I guess i'll have to settle for the lapdancers :twisted:
Neither dunno
I would much rather spend the money in Lush and La Senza rotflmao
Shireen
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Quote by mik69
Football dunno it's a sport isn't it confused na it's never been my thing so I guess i'll have to settle for the lapdancers :twisted:

I'm with Mik on this one sillyhwoar:
Lapdancers!! :twisted:
(but can I perve over the footballers thighs? :twisted: :twisted: )
Fee
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Mental note to self, remind kids to kick footballs at Miks shed :evil2:
As for the football or the lapdancing, hmm the cost of a match and a few pasties must equal about an hour with a lapdancer ...... so ive been told lol So the question is, beers, pasties, shouting with the lads for a couple of hours or paying a lady to wave her fish cake in my face for an hour when I already have a fishcake at home so therefore cant take advantage of it. Umm I'll take the football.
Mr Tweeky
Hardly a contest between the two is it?
This pervy bint will take the lapdancers every time lol
The REAL question is....daddy or chips?
The REAL question is....daddy or chips?
Quote by qwirtle2
The REAL question is....daddy or chips?

CHIPS :shock: :shock: :shock:
forget premiership football,have a nice pleasant day at ST1 in hanley(stoke-on-trent) then "potter" down to vale park to watch port vale and maybe see their new shareholder robbie williams. lol
Quote by robbie_rob
forget premiership football,have a nice pleasant day at ST1 in hanley(stoke-on-trent) then "potter" down to vale park to watch port vale and maybe see their new shareholder robbie williams. lol

*Rubs thighs in a sexual manner* :rascal:
Shireen
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someone explain "football" means nothing to me.
now bikes, cars or f1 and we'd be talking
if just football or lapdance, i'd take the lapdance and trade it for a ticket to see the british grand prix.
didnt realise there was vale fans in wolverhampton shireen wink :wink: lol
Quote by robbie_rob
didnt realise there was vale fans in wolverhampton shireen wink :wink: lol

:lol2: Not a vale fan a Robbie fan :wink:
Sparky..... British GP waaaayyyyyyy overpriced...... Better to spend the money on going to hillclimbs... Just as much excitement, you can meet the drivers, touch the cars and you can meet a far friendlier crowd innocent
Shireen
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i believe you shireen lol closet vale fan if ever there was one!!!
evry nice ad/profile btw
smackbottom Villa house this is I will have you know :lol2::
Oh and thank you redface
Shireen
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Quote by Shireen
didnt realise there was vale fans in wolverhampton shireen wink :wink: lol

:lol2: Not a vale fan a Robbie fan :wink:
Sparky..... British GP waaaayyyyyyy overpriced...... Better to spend the money on going to hillclimbs... Just as much excitement, you can meet the drivers, touch the cars and you can meet a far friendlier crowd innocent
Shireen
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the side car nutters are just as friendly shireen, just never except a lift on the chair
Since I have had a very sheltered life and have no clue how much either a football ticket or a lapdance cost, I'm going to have to ask for a little help.
How much is that in munches?
Quote by sparky230
someone explain "football" means nothing to me.
now bikes, cars or f1 and we'd be talking
if just football or lapdance, i'd take the lapdance and trade it for a ticket to see the british grand prix.

wot he said lol
can't wait for Sunday
Where you going on Sunday then Bazza??
Shireen
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biggrin Not going anywhere, first Grand Prix on :D
But then again if I had somewhere to go, wud have to be good mind, I'd tape the race, have to get priorities right :D
Quote by BazzaNW
biggrin Not going anywhere, first Grand Prix on :D
But then again if I had somewhere to go, wud have to be good mind, I'd tape the race, have to get priorities right :D

Anyone seen Lee Evans take on F1 ? .......................... sooooooooooo funny rotflmao
Bazza sweetie..... There is far better motor racing out there..... wink
Trust one who knows :lol2:
Shireen
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Hi Shireen
must admit F1 is not as good as it was in the Mansell days when there were a few excellent racers all at the same time instead of 1 or 2 like now.
Hopefully the new rules this year will change things for the better.
Wouldn't say British GP was overpriced at £90 for 3 day ticket, paid more just for race day years ago.
I'm also into bikes and rallies and occasionally off road days with my mate, never tried hill climbing tho. Get out of breath easy at my age biggrin
Barry xxx
Why do we have to choose - the answer's staring us all in the face ......
Get the lapdancers to play football !
(Where do I get a season ticket for that then ?)
:thumbup:
I'll be greedy...go to the football then have a night at the strip club. There ya go biggrin
Just let the guys watch the footie while we lapdance in front of the tv lol
Quote by hisandhers
Just let the guys watch the footie while we lapdance in front of the tv lol

OK, I'm sold on that idea, do you want to pop round for the next match ?
redface