Football or Lapdancers?

6 Mar 2006

One of our friends is a premiership football side season ticket holder. Worked out the other day that for the price he pays to get in, have a few drinks and maybe a bite to eat would pay for an afternoon session at a lapdancing club.
So, (mainly aimed at the men) which would you rather do? Watch highly attractive women take their clothes off while dancing seductively a few inches from your face. biggrin

OR
watch 22 sweaty men dressed in scimpy uniforms run around, occassionally stop to hug and kiss each other, then they all jump into a bath together!! :shock:
I'll watch the women. :D
John

6 Mar 2006

depends... if it is arsenal... football every time.... smile

:):):):)
if it anyone else...... women, women women!!!!!!!!!
sean xxxxxxxxxxxx
p.s what is the best friend of a bloke in a lapdancing club????.....Scottish one pound notes!!!!!!.... makes it look like you are rich!!!!!! bolt

6 Mar 2006

Football

it's a sport isn't it confused

na it's never been my thing so I guess i'll have to settle for the lapdancers :twisted:

6 Mar 2006

Neither

I would much rather spend the money in Lush and La Senza rotflmao

Shireen
xxx

6 Mar 2006

Quote by mik69
Football it's a sport isn't it na it's never been my thing so I guess i'll have to settle for the lapdancers :twisted:

I'm with Mik on this one silly

hwoar:

6 Mar 2006

Lapdancers!! :twisted:
(but can I perve over the footballers thighs? :twisted: :twisted: )
Fee
XX

6 Mar 2006

Mental note to self, remind kids to kick footballs at Miks shed :evil2:
As for the football or the lapdancing, hmm the cost of a match and a few pasties must equal about an hour with a lapdancer ...... so ive been told lol

So the question is, beers, pasties, shouting with the lads for a couple of hours or paying a lady to wave her fish cake in my face for an hour when I already have a fishcake at home so therefore cant take advantage of it. Umm I'll take the football.
Mr Tweeky

6 Mar 2006

Hardly a contest between the two is it?
This pervy bint will take the lapdancers every time lol

6 Mar 2006

The REAL question is....daddy or chips?

6 Mar 2006

The REAL question is....daddy or chips?

6 Mar 2006

Quote by qwirtle2
The REAL question is....daddy or chips?

CHIPS :shock: :shock: :shock:

6 Mar 2006

forget premiership football,have a nice pleasant day at ST1 in hanley(stoke-on-trent) then "potter" down to vale park to watch port vale and maybe see their new shareholder robbie williams. lol

6 Mar 2006

Quote by robbie_rob
forget premiership football,have a nice pleasant day at ST1 in hanley(stoke-on-trent) then "potter" down to vale park to watch port vale and maybe see their new shareholder robbie williams.

*Rubs thighs in a sexual manner* :rascal:
Shireen
xxx

6 Mar 2006

someone explain "football" means nothing to me.
now bikes, cars or f1 and we'd be talking
if just football or lapdance, i'd take the lapdance and trade it for a ticket to see the british grand prix.

6 Mar 2006

didnt realise there was vale fans in wolverhampton shireen wink

:wink:

6 Mar 2006

Quote by robbie_rob
didnt realise there was vale fans in wolverhampton shireen :wink:

:lol2: Not a vale fan a Robbie fan :wink:
Sparky..... British GP waaaayyyyyyy overpriced...... Better to spend the money on going to hillclimbs... Just as much excitement, you can meet the drivers, touch the cars and you can meet a far friendlier crowd innocent

Shireen
xxx

6 Mar 2006

i believe you shireen lol

closet vale fan if ever there was one!!!
evry nice ad/profile btw

6 Mar 2006

Villa house this is I will have you know :lol2::
Oh and thank you redface

Shireen
xxx

7 Mar 2006

Quote by Shireen
didnt realise there was vale fans in wolverhampton shireen :wink:

:lol2: Not a vale fan a Robbie fan :wink:
Sparky..... British GP waaaayyyyyyy overpriced...... Better to spend the money on going to hillclimbs... Just as much excitement, you can meet the drivers, touch the cars and you can meet a far friendlier crowd innocent

Shireen
xxx
the side car nutters are just as friendly shireen, just never except a lift on the chair

7 Mar 2006

Since I have had a very sheltered life and have no clue how much either a football ticket or a lapdance cost, I'm going to have to ask for a little help.
How much is that in munches?

7 Mar 2006

Quote by sparky230
someone explain "football" means nothing to me.
now bikes, cars or f1 and we'd be talking
if just football or lapdance, i'd take the lapdance and trade it for a ticket to see the british grand prix.

wot he said lol

can't wait for Sunday

7 Mar 2006

Where you going on Sunday then Bazza??
Shireen
xxx

7 Mar 2006

Not going anywhere, first Grand Prix on :D
But then again if I had somewhere to go, wud have to be good mind, I'd tape the race, have to get priorities right :D

7 Mar 2006

Quote by BazzaNW
Not going anywhere, first Grand Prix on :D
But then again if I had somewhere to go, wud have to be good mind, I'd tape the race, have to get priorities right :D

Anyone seen Lee Evans take on F1 ? .......................... sooooooooooo funny rotflmao

7 Mar 2006

Bazza sweetie..... There is far better motor racing out there..... wink

Trust one who knows :lol2:
Shireen
xxx

7 Mar 2006

Hi Shireen
must admit F1 is not as good as it was in the Mansell days when there were a few excellent racers all at the same time instead of 1 or 2 like now.
Hopefully the new rules this year will change things for the better.
Wouldn't say British GP was overpriced at Â£90 for 3 day ticket, paid more just for race day years ago.
I'm also into bikes and rallies and occasionally off road days with my mate, never tried hill climbing tho. Get out of breath easy at my age biggrin

Barry xxx

7 Mar 2006

Why do we have to choose - the answer's staring us all in the face ......
Get the lapdancers to play football !
(Where do I get a season ticket for that then ?)
:thumbup:

7 Mar 2006

I'll be greedy...go to the football then have a night at the strip club. There ya go biggrin

7 Mar 2006

Just let the guys watch the footie while we lapdance in front of the tv lol

7 Mar 2006

Quote by hisandhers
Just let the guys watch the footie while we lapdance in front of the tv

OK, I'm sold on that idea, do you want to pop round for the next match ?
redface