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Quote by PlymstockSteve
I think the only sports I'm interested in are ones that involve engines.

ffs not a train spotter? rolleyes
beat me to it
wink
Bit Freudian praps lol
Trains and tunnels :lol:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I think the only sports I'm interested in are ones that involve engines.

ffs not a train spotter? rolleyes
They do train races :shock: Tell me, where, where!!!!! Must find train races!!!!!!! rotflmao :lol2: lol
No no no, stuff like Moto GP, Touring Cars, superbikes etc....
Quote by MadAtGravity
I think the only sports I'm interested in are ones that involve engines.

ffs not a train spotter? rolleyes
They do train races :shock: Tell me, where, where!!!!! Must find train races!!!!!!! rotflmao :lol2: lol
No no no, stuff like Moto GP, Touring Cars, superbikesetc....
Yes Yes Yes, gimme gimmee
I had great time once driving a formula 3 car around Brands Hatch biggrin
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I think the only sports I'm interested in are ones that involve engines.

ffs not a train spotter? rolleyes
beat me to it
wink
You must have nimble fingers!
Quote by MadAtGravity
I think the only sports I'm interested in are ones that involve engines.

ffs not a train spotter? rolleyes
They do train races :shock: Tell me, where, where!!!!! Must find train races!!!!!!! rotflmao :lol2: lol
No no no, stuff like Moto GP, Touring Cars, superbikes etc....
never lol
yeah they go train racers, the virgin one racers thro Tipton ever hour lol
Footie everytime..it's reliable smile
Quote by girlyspur
Footie everytime..it's reliable smile

You mean you know it is going to last at least 90 minutes wink
Indeed..and it's there all the time come rain or shine..and it guarantees a smile or the hump..
Quote by girlyspur
Footie everytime..it's reliable smile

I did however, when I was in my footie phase, support Spurs. Still check up on them from time to time. They're doing quite well at the moment aren't they?
Quote by girlyspur
Indeed..and it's there all the time come rain or shine..and it guarantees a smile or the hump..

Prefer the humping.I presume you're a Tottenham fan then?
Quote by girlyspur
Indeed..and it's there all the time come rain or shine..and it guarantees a smile or the hump..

I prefer a hump, then a smile :P
Quote by Phoenix
Indeed..and it's there all the time come rain or shine..and it guarantees a smile or the hump..

I prefer a hump, then a smile :P
Isn't that what Esmerelda said when she came face to face with Quasimodo?
Taxi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sex in the footy ground!!! biggrin
or
sex wearing just our footy tops!!!! :D
or
as previously quoted doggy watching MOTD
or
sitting astride both watching the footy
me like Sex and Football? who'd have guessed it!!!
Sex first footy a very close second...well most of the time anyway.....except when the match is on telly..... biggrin
lol :lol: :lol:
Both i have excellent ball control.
lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by girlyspur
Indeed..and it's there all the time come rain or shine..and it guarantees a smile or the hump..

Being a fellow Spurs fan, I'd have to choose sex every time!
I pretty sure that having sex this afternoon would be much more exciting than watching the England match!
Sex please.
Don't do ball games redface :P
There is nothing like a woman in the Blue and White stripes smile Even though I would love to do anal on a Palace fan lol
sex every time you always score that way, anyway i support nottingham forest and they never score
Good Gods! You english really like football, don't you. Personally I've never understood the obsession with a game most people I know think is only for kids.
For the record, to unconfuse those confused; I only live in Scotland (where they're not nearly as obsessed with football), with my Scots missus. I'm actually welsh.
Now, rugby or sex, that's a whole different question. Kinda like Sex or Violence (which if Pontypridd playing it usually is!!). Think I'd have to argue sex. Unless it's Wales vs england, and we're winning.
Football. For me it lasts longer.
Sadly sad
yeah i agree on the rugby thing.....
but then it makes it more complicated....by the time youve pondered on going for whatever sport on TV then the moment has passed and he falls asleep biggrin
Quote by scotsbicouple
Good Gods! ...Think I'd have to argue sex. Unless it's Wales vs england, and we're winning.

You will be having lots of sex then lol
I rarely watch television, so thankfully I miss most football matches. I only tend to hear about the games when friends and colleagues discuss them. :sleeping:
I prefer the intimate company of a lovely lady any day (or evening!).
He's a footy fanatic so sadly for him it's footy if the home team are playing . . .but never mind. . .I tend to get a good long session if they win and quick frantic one if they lose . . . so I'm the winner all round really! biggrin
I can soon persuade his eye off the tv if the house is empty . . .
Sex every time and from a scouser. Sex and footy dont mix... I was playing five a side two weeks ago and managed to rip one of my quads...taken to hospital..whole nine yards type of thing...Have you ever tried to have sex with a ripped muscle? Bloody awful the pain....and that just taking your clothes off!
Quote by pleasureseeker
Good Gods! ...Think I'd have to argue sex. Unless it's Wales vs england, and we're winning.

You will be having lots of sex then lol
Strange thing is,earlier this year, the missus was coming on to me whilst I was watching the rugby, and I was like "Nah, get tae fuck, I'm watching Wales ANNIHILATE england, and WIN the 6 nations..."
Strange, isn't it?
Sex before the match,at half time and straight after :twisted:
Sex...............
sorry can't go with the football, as have never agreed that footballers seem to not understand what a foul is ! mad
It's meant to be a man's game, but if you're not bleeding, broken or left with an almighty bruise, it's not a foul................so get up,,,,,dust off you're brylcreamed hair and get on with it :x
right off with the tele, back to bed :twisted: