for the guys....just how painful is a love tap in the balls?

13 Dec 2008

sorry to be brutal, but I was having this discussion with Mr B after I 'inadvertantly' gave his the merest graze and he nearly fainted. (wuss)
now in all seriousness guys, I would like to know is it really painful or are you just drama queens with low pain thresholds.
try and describe to a bollock free human being why its so bad and what the pain is like? cos i for one cant possibly understand how the tiniest hint of a tap can make a grown man cry!
and is it as painful as having a breast feeding baby with teeth biting on your already cracked nip?? dunno

13 Dec 2008

you do realise that any man who reads this will be wincing!!!! lol

:lol:
I feel 's Pain...... :shock: :shock:
never a good event to get one "in the 'nads"....... in fact...you just brought tears to my eyes!!!!

13 Dec 2008

Searing pain,
The overwhelming urge to vomit,
The feeling of both kidneys rupturing,
Backache for days after,
Losing the ability to both walk and form a coherent sentence.
Just about covers it.

13 Dec 2008

OMG... this place is an education at times! :shock:
Are we talking all the time it is that painful or just during sex?

13 Dec 2008

in fact let me describe what it is like....
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I think that about covers it...... wink

13 Dec 2008

Quote by Bonedigger
try and describe to a bollock free human being why its so bad and what the pain is like?

Ever had a kidney stone the size of Mount Rushmore?
Bollocks themselves feel very little pain, but when they are damaged the pain ends up spread over a fairly wide area depending on the severity of the blow, starting round about where your ovaries are going on a tour of the lower abdomen from there.

and is it as painful as having a breast feeding baby with teeth biting on your already cracked nip??

Don't know, I've never breast-fed a baby, but I've had my niplles bitten hard enough to draw blood and it's a breeze compared to a kick in the nuts.

13 Dec 2008

Mine just shrivelled and retracted from reading the thread title alone...
I have just realised that there is no SH emoticon that even comes close to conveying the pain and anguish of a gentle twat in the nads. .

13 Dec 2008

A 'love tap' on the bollocks? :shock:
Oooer... The very thought makes me wanna retch! :crazy:
I'd rather have my dick skewered with a titanium rod! blink

13 Dec 2008

Mrs C asked me this once. It took me a while to come up with a comparison. The nearest I could get was for her to imagine her eyeballs were pulled out with the nerves still attached, placed on a table, and whacked with a large book.
And even that doesn't come too close. :shock:

13 Dec 2008

Quote by redpantherman
A 'love tap' on the bollocks? :shock:
Oooer... The very thought makes me wanna retch! :crazy:
I'd rather have my dick skewered with a titanium rod!

would you be offering your self for a bit of sounding then?? :twisted: :twisted:
xxfem xxx

13 Dec 2008

Depends on how good the plumber is wink

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13 Dec 2008

Try anal sex without any lubricant, then imagine the pain around the front !

13 Dec 2008

Its like a mixture of being winded ,having extreme toothache and a spasm of cramp from the hips down.
The harder and more direct to the testicles the "blow" ... the more intense.

13 Dec 2008

Quote by JTS
Try anal sex without any lubricant, then imagine the pain around the front !

Pain?????

13 Dec 2008

Quote by Cubes
Mrs C asked me this once. It took me a while to come up with a comparison. The nearest I could get was for her to imagine her eyeballs were pulled out with the nerves still attached, placed on a table, and whacked with a large book.
And even that doesn't come too close. :shock:

Ahhhh... now I understand.
It's like period pain!!
rolleyes

13 Dec 2008

oh come on!!! it cant be that bad.
Is it as bad as sumping your little toe? or even knocking your funny bone?
come on is it :twisted:

13 Dec 2008

Alex used to wake me up this way. She used to flick my left bollock. I did write this up but no idea where it is located now. All I can say is that it was bloody painful.
Dave_Notts

13 Dec 2008

I already took cover when I read the title. Reading some of the comparisons makes me want to enroll for memory clearance. :shock:
It really is very painful and you should only consider doing this as 'an act of love' if you want your love to leave and find somebody else. wink

13 Dec 2008

I've seen a video of a guy strapped up to a frame and being kicked repeatedly in his jewels. It was vicious - lifted him off his feet a few times.
He seemed to be enjoying it.
bolt

13 Dec 2008

You know that somewhere, someone would pay a good amount of money for that kinda pain, fortunatly not us! lol

If your speaking of a flick/kick/accidently knock of the nads, then it can be painful for a short time. Infact, my godson hit me in the nads earlier, luckly, he hits like a girl so didnt hurt that much.
if your talking of a shaving nick, OUCH! *winces*

13 Dec 2008

I don't know.......
I have balls of steel............ rolleyes

13 Dec 2008

Quote by markz
I don't know.......
I have balls of steel............

Are they stainless?

13 Dec 2008

Quote by Stormwalker
I don't know.......
I have balls of steel............

Are they stainless?
I don't know as I've never been with a spitter...... :roll:

19 Dec 2008

Well It is describable. the pain that u feel isn't really in that area it seems to resonate into the pit of your stomach and up your spine, something simlar to period pain but coming from somewhere else. It is more of an achy pain that a sharp pain, There is a feeling of breathlessnes and a sickly feeling. The symptoms can last for anywhere between a minute and longer depending on the severity of the WHACK !!! also it can depend on weather the testicles are in the relaxed position or not. Just think period pain at its worst but not lasting 5 fucking days.

5 Jan 2009

Its obviouslly worse than child birth....
I've heard lots of women say they want another child.....
I've never heard a guy say he wants another kick in the Balls
:giveup: :giveup: :giveup:

5 Jan 2009

Quote by Mack-m
Its obviouslly worse than child birth....
I've heard lots of women say they want another child.....
I've never heard a guy say he wants another kick in the Balls
:giveup: :giveup: :giveup:

:laughabove:
I like that answer!