Dear Woman,
1. During June and until July 9th, if you wish to participate in any conversation with me, you need to read the sports papers and any other sport source on a daily basis
2. Throughout the World Cup the TV is mine during all time with no exceptions!
3. I don't mind that during a game you'll go by the TV as long as you'll do
it crawling without getting my attention. If you decide to stand naked
infront of the TV, don't, since you'll be sick or freeze to death and I will
NOT have time to take you to the doctor.
4. During the games I am blind, deaf, mute and/or dead - unless I need
something to drink/eat
5. You are insane if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer
the phone, or pick up the baby after falling from the 2nd floor. It's not
going to happen!
6. It will be most kind if you can take care of two full six-pack beers in
the refrigerator at any point of time during the world cup. Also some
munches please.
7. Pretty please, when my team is losing DO NOT try to say stuff like: "It's
only a game" or "Don't worry next time they'll win". If you do say such it
will only make me more mad and make me not love you. Always remember you
will never know more than me about football and your "encouragement" words
will only lead to divorce
8. You are welcome to sit next to me during one game and even talk to me but
only during half time and on commercials break AS LONG AS I am happy with
the score. Pay attention that I said "ONE" game. Don't use the world cup as
a pathetic excuse for having quality time with me.
9. The goals replays are very important. I don't care if I saw them already;
I want to see them again and again as many times as possible.
10. Please ask your friends NOT to ever bring children during the World Cup
OR arrange a social event which needs my attention because: I won't go, I
won't go and I will not go.
11. The TV shows that summarize the games are important as the games
themselves. Don't even try to say "But you already saw it…Why don't you put
something we can all see?" The answer will be "Read rule #2".
:smug: :smug: :happy:
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