Forgivable or disgusting.

30 Nov 2005

As number 2 seems to be a reluctant topic of discussion at the moment, combined with childhood memories-Where did you come from, (gooseberry bush). A very dark secret from long ago surfaced from my murky mind.
I have only ever shared this dirty deed with the thread of my life S. Well here we go, excuse the excuses.
I was young, it was dark, I was scared, the toilet was outside, there were spiders, I was ill, I shat the bed. My dad was big, very big, an eastend docker, in his world there were no mistakes!! Everybody feared his temper, and I do mean everybody. mad

I was panicking, what could I do? There was only one solution. Just how or why my little mind resolved my dilemma in this way, I have no idea.(No-I didn't attempt eating it) :shock:
I carefully picked up my no.2, sneaked over to my brothers bed, gently lifted his blankets and tossed it in with him. bolt

No more
Well there you have it. Being young helps me to forgive myself (only 18 lol) I was 5/6.
So whats your childhood secret, we know you have one. redface

S&K.......

30 Nov 2005

So, you didn't find it back in bed with you when you woke up then? I think I'd rather meet yer brother! wink

1 Dec 2005

not really chilhood, but when i was at college (16YO) i went down south to notts for my training, it was a very mixed class, we were all put up in a hotel,
anyways this guys was REALLY pissing me off, being a bit racial (i dont apprecitae being called a sweaty sock btw) there was more to it than that but on with the story
there was 2 shower cubicles between 16 young lads, i was missing my partner at the time, and was feeling a bit frisky, i thought i could maybe releive myself in the shower as it was a lockable cucble, all were engaged sad

what should become the 1st one free? the guy that was pissing me off, i went in and discovered he'd left his shampoo behind
i was still frisky
anyways 15 mins of vigorous thrapping later, i added to his shampoo bottle, i couldnt look him in the eye without laughing that whole week,
im not a nasty person, but he DID deserve it, and to this day there is only 1 other person but me that knows about it (well and you guys but you dont know his name:P )
cheers
binnie

1 Dec 2005

:shock:
and i thought shagging my womble was bad................... :twisted: