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Found....... one rather large toad........ would the owner please describe and then collect him as he was sitting in the garden this afternoon looking rather sorry for himself......
Alternatively, he could be useful to any witches, hags or similar.... along with the eye of newt recovered last week.......lol
Please apply in the first instance to SH Towers..... Lost and Found Dept.,
equi-princess xxx
Kiss it and see what happens lol
Quote by Phoenix
Kiss it and see what happens lol

You have got to be joking..... toads are covered with a caustic substance.... i'd have no face left.... lol
equi-princess xxx
does it look a bit like this?
Quote by davej
does it look a bit like this?

The similarity is quite frightening...... lol..... i shall call it Prescott until it tells me otherwise....
equi-princess xxx
Quote by equi-princess
Kiss it and see what happens lol

You have got to be joking..... toads are covered with a caustic substance.... i'd have no face left.... lol
equi-princess xxx
Well, frogs can turn into a prince, so maybe a toad turns into a .......
You could always use a dental dam :idea:
Have you been licking said toad by any chance?
:lol2:
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Have you been licking said toad by any chance?
:lol2:

Are you trying to say i am caustic of tone or inference?????????? lol
equi-princess xxx
Just stick it in yer Land Rover............... it can keep that spider company :grin:
Quote by equi-princess
Have you been licking said toad by any chance?
:lol2:

Are you trying to say i am caustic of tone or inference?????????? lol
equi-princess xxx
think postie is talking about the south american toad wich has very interesting results when licked :shock: biggrin :shock:
when ya had a lick pass it round :shock:

Damn........it must have escaped from my cauldron....... confused
Please ask Postie if he will deliver it on his next round..... Thank you!
wink
Quote by sorts
Have you been licking said toad by any chance?
:lol2:

Are you trying to say i am caustic of tone or inference?????????? lol
equi-princess xxx
think postie is talking about the south american toad wich has very interesting results when licked :shock: biggrin :shock:
when ya had a lick pass it round :shock:
spot on! :thumbup:
Quote by postie
Have you been licking said toad by any chance?
:lol2:

Are you trying to say i am caustic of tone or inference?????????? lol
equi-princess xxx
think postie is talking about the south american toad wich has very interesting results when licked :shock: biggrin :shock:
when ya had a lick pass it round :shock:
spot on! :thumbup:
There are lots of things,other than toads, that give interesting results when licked.
Quote by Him'nHer
Just stick it in yer Land Rover............... it can keep that spider company :grin:

Ooohhh H&H I have a lovely story about the spider from last week.... But if I repeat it Equi will kill me :giggle: :giggle:
Shireen
xxx
Quote by palmerr00
Have you been licking said toad by any chance?
:lol2:

Are you trying to say i am caustic of tone or inference?????????? lol
equi-princess xxx
think postie is talking about the south american toad wich has very interesting results when licked :shock: biggrin :shock:
when ya had a lick pass it round :shock:
spot on! :thumbup:
There are lots of things,other than toads, that give interesting results when licked.
Especially if you pass them round for other people to lick as well!
Quote by Shireen_Mids
Just stick it in yer Land Rover............... it can keep that spider company :grin:

Ooohhh H&H I have a lovely story about the spider from last week.... But if I repeat it Equi will kill me :giggle: :giggle:
Shireen
xxx
Oh go on Shireen, go on tell us ........... she won't know go on hun :grin: wink :twisted:
Lets put it like this H&H..... She wouldnt let me kill it.... wink
Shireen
xxx
hehehe rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: