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FREE prize draw!
YES FREE!
You could win a fabulous prize!
No Purchase Necessary.
All you have to do to enter this amazing FREE prize draw is complete the entry form below*.
*You must be over the age of 18 to enter. The prize draw organiser may wish to contact you on an unrelated matter to the prize draw. By submitting your prize draw entry you will be deemed to have given consent for such contact to be date for entries is 1st March 2005
Prize Draw Entry Form:All sections must be completed for your entry to be valid.
Age
Location
Gender
Sexual Preference
Height
Best feature
Worst feature
Tiebreaker:
In no more than 20 words describe how you would satisfy two horny women.
The prize draw will be held within 28 days of the closing date and winners will be contacted shortly after.
Quote by PoloLady
FREE prize draw!
YES FREE!
You could win a fabulous prize!
No Purchase Necessary.
All you have to do to enter this amazing FREE prize draw is complete the entry form below*.
*You must be over the age of 18 to enter. The prize draw organiser may wish to contact you on an unrelated matter to the prize draw. By submitting your prize draw entry you will be deemed to have given consent for such contact to be date for entries is 1st March 2005
Prize Draw Entry Form: All sections must be completed for your entry to be valid.
Age: 32
Location: Midlands
Gender: Male
Sexual Preference: Frequent and varied
Height: Just about groin height when kneeling
Best feature: Uncanny ability to satisfy two horny women on demand
Worst feature: Premonitions
Tiebreaker:
In no more than 20 words describe how you would satisfy two horny women.
Wow, that's uncanny! That's my best feature!

Failing that I'd use a dehorning crate
Women dehorned painlessly.... bolt Vegetarianism anyone?
graphic picture here, might make you want to consider going veggie!!!
The prize draw will be held within 28 days of the closing date and winners will be contacted shortly after.
Don't want to be a kill joy, but that pic upset me sad
Maybe it's too early in the morning after a *very* late night last night confused
Tracy-Jayne
Sorry TJ, edited it out just for you... is that better?
Quote by marmalaid
Sorry TJ, edited it out just for you... is that better?

Yes, thanks Chris kiss
Pity you didn't do that in the first place evil wink
Although you know I would still have clicked to view anyway rolleyes :grin:
T-J
Quote by RedHot
Sorry TJ, edited it out just for you... is that better?

Yes, thanks Chris kiss
Pity you didn't do that in the first place evil wink
Although you know I would still have clicked to view anyway rolleyes :grin:
T-J
I've obviously been reading too much...
Chris
FREE prize draw!
YES FREE!
You could win a fabulous prize!
No Purchase Necessary.
All you have to do to enter this amazing FREE prize draw is complete the entry form below*.
*You must be over the age of 18 to enter. The prize draw organiser may wish to contact you on an unrelated matter to the prize draw. By submitting your prize draw entry you will be deemed to have given consent for such contact to be date for entries is 1st March 2005
Prize Draw Entry Form: All sections must be completed for your entry to be valid.
Age 51
Location south bucks
Gender F
Sexual Preference I want to try everything at least once
Height Any height you want me at
Best feature willingness to learn quickly
Worst feature worrying about prize draw never know wot you are going to get or if you'll want it when you do or if indeed you are going to get lucky...oh bugger it..worse feature..waffling!
Tiebreaker:
In no more than 20 words describe how you would satisfy two horny women.
how the f... should I know, never had the opportunity or luck to find out !! But willing to try very very hard...where's me toy box ?
Lydia xx
Quote by RedHot
Don't want to be a kill joy, but that pic upset me sad
Maybe it's too early in the morning after a *very* late night last night confused
Tracy-Jayne


It looks nasty, but the single major cause of bruising on cattle is sustained by the horns on other cattle. It should have been done when the animal was younger or ideally eliminated by breeding poll cattle
Quote by dragonlly
Tiebreaker:
In no more than 20 words describe how you would satisfy two horny women.
how the f... should I know, never had the opportunity or luck to find out !! But willing to try very very hard...where's me toy box ?
Lydia xx

That's me beat then! Can I get second prize and watch then? cool
Ooooh, I forgot to say,
Tiebreaker:
In no more than 20 words describe how you would satisfy two horny women.
references available on request wink
Chris
Quote by spideyuk
Don't want to be a kill joy, but that pic upset me sad
Maybe it's too early in the morning after a *very* late night last night confused
Tracy-Jayne


It looks nasty, but the single major cause of bruising on cattle is sustained by the horns on other cattle. It should have been done when the animal was younger or ideally eliminated by breeding poll cattle

I have a better solution, stop breeding cattle for food and milk, we need neither! How's that?
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Tiebreaker:
In no more than 20 words describe how you would satisfy two horny women.
references available on request
Chris
_________________
Can I see yer references then Chris ?
Need all the tips I can get confused:
Quote by PoloLady
FREE prize draw!
YES FREE!
You could win a fabulous prize!
No Purchase Necessary.
All you have to do to enter this amazing FREE prize draw is complete the entry form below*.
*You must be over the age of 18 to enter. The prize draw organiser may wish to contact you on an unrelated matter to the prize draw. By submitting your prize draw entry you will be deemed to have given consent for such contact to be date for entries is 1st March 2005
Prize Draw Entry Form: All sections must be completed for your entry to be valid.
Age 31
Location leicester
Gender ts
Sexual Preference oh, cant i just like all of them
Height 5' 11"
Best feature gimmie a break lord dont make me choose
Worst feature gimmie a break lord dont make me answer
Tiebreaker:
In no more than 20 words describe how you would satisfy two horny women
give me two horny women turn the key in my back and watch me go
The prize draw will be held within 28 days of the closing date and winners will be contacted shortly after.
Quote by PoloLady
Age: Old enough to know better than to enter spoof prize draws
Location: On my knees . Just for a change.....
Gender: I'm all woman
Sexual Preference: Not fussed long as you don't smell of piss (but OK - I choose MAN)
Height: Taller in my fuck-me boots
Best feature: Oh god, do I really have to choose?
Worst feature: My incorrigible sarcasm
Tiebreaker:
In no more than 20 words describe how you would satisfy two horny women.
on top (both of them...I'm only diddy), have a few thrusts interspersed with grunts and the odd 'yeah baby' and then climb off. Thats what the boys do isn't it?
The prize draw will be held within 28 days of the closing date and winners will be contacted shortly after.
Quote by PoloLady
FREE prize draw!
YES FREE!
You could win a fabulous prize!
No Purchase Necessary.
All you have to do to enter this amazing FREE prize draw is complete the entry form below*.
*You must be over the age of 18 to enter. The prize draw organiser may wish to contact you on an unrelated matter to the prize draw. By submitting your prize draw entry you will be deemed to have given consent for such contact to be date for entries is 1st March 2005
Prize Draw Entry Form: All sections must be completed for your entry to be valid.
Age39
Location midds
Gender all man
Sexual Preference doggy, liein down, standin up, wheelbarrow.
Height 5"8
Best feature shoulders
Worst feature pickin best features
Tiebreaker:
In no more than 20 words describe how you would satisfy two horny women.
take them for a ride on me bike
The prize draw will be held within 28 days of the closing date and winners will be contacted shortly after.
Quote by dragonlly
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Tiebreaker:
In no more than 20 words describe how you would satisfy two horny women.
references available on request
Chris
_________________
Can I see yer references then Chris ?
Need all the tips I can get confused:

You my have the attributes required to BE a reference wink
Quote by PoloLady
FREE prize draw!
YES FREE!
You could win a fabulous prize!
No Purchase Necessary.
All you have to do to enter this amazing FREE prize draw is complete the entry form below*.
*You must be over the age of 18 to enter. The prize draw organiser may wish to contact you on an unrelated matter to the prize draw. By submitting your prize draw entry you will be deemed to have given consent for such contact to be date for entries is 1st March 2005
Prize Draw Entry Form: All sections must be completed for your entry to be valid.
Age 43
Location on my knees in front of you smile
Gender male
Sexual Preference well ladies excite me, but there is this guy............
Height mouth at desired height for needed reaction
Best feature love to leave people satisfied
Worst feature hate to leave a job half done
Tiebreaker:
In no more than 20 words describe how you would satisfy two horny women.
tongues, fingers, cocks...plural cuz I am smart enough to go get my twin brother to help
The prize draw will be held within 28 days of the closing date and winners will be contacted shortly after.

note... I do not have a twin brother .........itwould just feel like it :)
Quote by SunBunny

Age: Old enough to know better than to enter spoof prize draws
Location: On my knees . Just for a change.....
Gender: I'm all woman
Sexual Preference: Not fussed long as you don't smell of piss (but OK - I choose MAN)
Height: Taller in my fuck-me boots
Best feature: Oh god, do I really have to choose?
Worst feature: My incorrigible sarcasm
Tiebreaker:
In no more than 20 words describe how you would satisfy two horny women.
on top (both of them...I'm only diddy), have a few thrusts interspersed with grunts and the odd 'yeah baby' and then climb off. Thats what the boys do isn't it?
You have had the misfortune of a few poor examples haven't you?
The prize draw will be held within 28 days of the closing date and winners will be contacted shortly after.

There is only one problem with your entry into the prize draw..... we will be one woman short under the grunting if you are taking the spot on top! wink
FREE prize draw!
YES FREE!
You could win a fabulous prize!
No Purchase Necessary.
All you have to do to enter this amazing FREE prize draw is complete the entry form below*.
*You must be over the age of 18 to enter. The prize draw organiser may wish to contact you on an unrelated matter to the prize draw. By submitting your prize draw entry you will be deemed to have given consent for such contact to be date for entries is 1st March 2005
Prize Draw Entry Form: All sections must be completed for your entry to be valid.
Age What year is it?
Location Sitting down
Gender Bloke
Sexual Preference Lots of it
Height Does it matter when horizontal?
Best feature I can be a male 'dizzy blonde'
Worst feature I can be a male 'dizzy blonde'
Tiebreaker:
In no more than 20 words describe how you would satisfy two horny women.
Hands, tongue, feathers, whips, creams, cuffs............ After as while I'd join in too
The prize draw will be held within 28 days of the closing date and winners will be contacted shortly after.
Tiebreaker:
In no more than 20 words describe how you would satisfy two horny women.
on top (both of them...I'm only diddy), have a few thrusts interspersed with grunts and the odd 'yeah baby' and then climb off. Thats what the boys do isn't it?
You have had the misfortune of a few poor examples haven't you?
rolleyes I may have......
There is only one problem with your entry into the prize draw..... we will be one woman short under the grunting if you are taking the spot on top! wink
The noise I make it'll sound like there's two of me.
Well SunBunny, what do you think to the entries so far? confused
Well Polo Lady it all depends on what the prize is.
If it's something I like, then I should win, cos I'm a cheeky fucker and the only female willing to take on two as-horny women as me.
If its something I dont like, Rachel should win, cos she keeps scaring all the blokes off in the Partner for Clubs thread....
HOWEVER.
There may be more to come. .... so I won't thrust my boobs out ready for that winner's sash just yet. .. wink
b bu bub but im really nice dont be scared guys im harmless my head is full of toys magic and jiggery pokery honest it is biggrin
There is only one problem with your entry into the prize draw..... we will be one woman short under the grunting if you are taking the spot on top! wink
rotflmao
Gotcha Polo Lady. I will withdraw my entry and sit on the judging panel. :wink:
(and I think I have figured out what the prize is)
Quote by PoloLady
FREE prize draw!
YES FREE!
You could win a fabulous prize!
No Purchase Necessary.
All you have to do to enter this amazing FREE prize draw is complete the entry form below*.
*You must be over the age of 18 to enter. The prize draw organiser may wish to contact you on an unrelated matter to the prize draw. By submitting your prize draw entry you will be deemed to have given consent for such contact to be date for entries is 1st March 2005
Prize Draw Entry Form: All sections must be completed for your entry to be valid.
Age 48
Location Near M1/M6
Gender Male
Sexual Preference Quality rather than quantity
Height Not on top of the wardrobe again, I've just had the stitches out.
Best feature Casablanca
Worst feature Plan 9 From Outer Space
Tiebreaker:
In no more than 20 words describe how you would satisfy two horny women.
Chocolate, massage oil, red wine, soft lights, music, silk ties, blindfolds, kisses, strokes, nibbles, licks, fingers, tongue, hands, ice cubes,
The prize draw will be held within 28 days of the closing date and winners will be contacted shortly after.
We need more enties rolleyes
What's the matter?

Am I too spicy for ya?
Quote by marmalaid
What's the matter?


Am I too spicy for ya?

We have your entry in a safe place babe wink
Quote by PoloLady
FREE prize draw!
YES FREE!
You could win a fabulous prize!
No Purchase Necessary.
All you have to do to enter this amazing FREE prize draw is complete the entry form below*.
*You must be over the age of 18 to enter. The prize draw organiser may wish to contact you on an unrelated matter to the prize draw. By submitting your prize draw entry you will be deemed to have given consent for such contact to be date for entries is 1st March 2005
Prize Draw Entry Form: All sections must be completed for your entry to be valid.
Age over 18
Location close
Gender male
Sex ual Preference yes please
Height 5 10
Best feature tanktop collection
Worst feature body
Tiebreaker:
In no more than 20 words describe how you would satisfy two horny women.
Give Mal and Marms Reese and Tim (aka Badly Drawn Boy) a call
Ill make the Tea and Scones
The prize draw will be held within 28 days of the closing date and winners will be contacted shortly after.
Quote by warwick
In no more than 20 words describe how you would satisfy two horny women.
Give Mal and Marms Reese and Tim (aka Badly Drawn Boy) a call
Ill make the Tea and Scones

I like where you are coming from Warwick, just don't forget Vix and Jas (to do the rollups afterwards)
I think Warwick might be on to a winner here lol