FREE THE SH 13 !!!!

29 May 2005

ok Freedom fighters..........
We need your help !!!!
Have been trying to break out the folks in the SwingingHeaven Big Brother house........... and have just realised why all attempts have failed..............
1. Little Brother can see everything.... so this thread is secret. You can only read it if you know the password and Little Brother doesnt know it....I have pm'd every member of SH with the password (except Little Brother)
2. Not enough people on the escape committee
3. Dont have ladders, rope or stuff to get us in !
4. Keep getting arrested
5. Eagerslut9 doesnt want to be rescued...... !!!!!
So..... We need your help...............
Does anyone have a cunning plan ?
ESCAPE COMMITTEE MEMBERS......... SO FAR !
McCloggie...............................................Chairman
x-man0223.............................................Treasurer
getcarter............................................... .Financial advisor
SlydeWHOOSH..................................... .Fluff donator
Jiggle (dont tell Little Brother).................Defector
Dino........................................................Trojan Horse Donator
Postie......................................................Has a cunning plan
Sexyscotcarol........................................ ????? not sure
Blonde....................................................Blonde !!!!

29 May 2005

pssst.....cant i ask what on earth you are talking about ?? promise i wont let anyone else know

29 May 2005

Quote by x-man0223
we can make some wings out of wood wax and feathers swoop down hook them one at a time with are feet and fly them out of there we could code name the mission
Daedalus and Icarus
just dont fly close to the sun!!!!!!

lol...... now there's an idea !!!
so I will add you to the rescue committee !

29 May 2005

' Daedalus and Icarus`..........bet after reading that Chelsea will try to sign em for next season

29 May 2005

Quote by getcarter
pssst.....cant i ask what on earth you are talking about ?? promise i wont let anyone else know

R U blonde too ?
See the post called "Swinging Heavens Big Brother house"
Everything is explained in there.....................
Can I add you to the commitee or should I wait until you have read the original post ?

29 May 2005

Quote by x-man0223
yes please
and i figure if we do it at night then that sorts out the prob with the sun!!!!!!

Good idea.... I would never have thought of that !

29 May 2005

just wanted to join something that had you as a member...so, yes please sign me up...whatever its for

29 May 2005

Psssst,
Hey blonde, I have a contact who can get us a few shovels (just don't stand them against a wall & ask an irishman to take his pick!!!!).
Maybe we can dig a tunnel & get them out that way.
If we fail then at least they can have a very nice sunken fish pond wink

The WHOOSH Manâ„¢

29 May 2005

Quote by getcarter
just wanted to join something that had you as a member...so, yes please sign me up...whatever its for

Babe...... I feel all loved up now........ thanx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

29 May 2005

Quote by blonde
ok Freedom fighters..........
We need your help !!!!
Have been trying to break out the folks in the SwingingHeaven Big Brother house........... and have just realised why all attempts have failed..............
1. Little Brother can see everything.... so this thread is secret. You can only read it if you know the password and Little Brother doesnt know it....I have pm'd every member of SH with the password (except Little Brother)
2. Not enough people on the escape committee
3. Dont have ladders, rope or stuff to get us in !
4. Keep getting arrested
So..... We need your help...............
Does anyone have a cunning plan ?
ESCAPE COMMITTEE MEMBERS......... SO FAR !
McCloggie
x-man0223
but for a price
getcarter

Blonde ... Blonde .. Your blondeness always sceases to amamze me!.. you have sent me all the Passwords!.. i think you was meant to forgerr one member when sending the PM "to everyone"..
wink

i may be willing to help :wink:

29 May 2005

I,ve got an old pair of x-ray specs i bought from an american comic a few years back, i could bring those if it would be of any help....although i would ask that blonde stands behind me or it will just be to distracting

29 May 2005

Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
Psssst,
Hey blonde, I have a contact who can get us a few shovels (just don't stand them against a wall & ask an irishman to take his pick!!!!).
Maybe we can dig a tunnel & get them out that way.
If we fail then at least they can have a very nice sunken fish pond
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢

Good Idea ! But I believe the house is built on concrete.... so shovels wont work....... we need those......... shakey......... noisey things..... and I dont mean the Mods or Ops...........lol

29 May 2005

Quote by x-man0223
X-RAY specs yes
i have just watched eric the viking this morning(could not sleep) we could use his cloak of invisability!!!!!!!!!!!

We now have a few on the committee ..... will the cloak cover us all????

29 May 2005

Quote by blonde
Psssst,
Hey blonde, I have a contact who can get us a few shovels (just don't stand them against a wall & ask an irishman to take his pick!!!!).
Maybe we can dig a tunnel & get them out that way.
If we fail then at least they can have a very nice sunken fish pond
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢

Good Idea ! But I believe the house is built on concrete.... so shovels wont work....... we need those......... shakey......... noisey things..... and I dont mean the Mods or Ops...........lol
Ooops forgot about the concrete,
Ok I have talked to the contact he can provide us with a JCB digger (including mufflers to reduce the noise), black paint so BB can't see it at night time & a skip to throw all the concrete in.
But these things wont come cheap :cry:
He has had a look around & like's Sarge's PJ's & is wondering if we can get him a set.... anyone know a contact who can supply??
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢

29 May 2005

went to a club last night......must have been wearing that clock of invisability by mistake..ahhhhhh

29 May 2005

Just had a great idea....why not pretend that we are Asylum Seekers......then we can get in anywhere !!!!

29 May 2005

Quote by x-man0223
i am not sure if one will cover us all so if we all chip in for train fare we can send someone into hogwarts and they can aquire potter boy's one

R u doing the collection then ?........ there's my pound and u r now the treasurer !

29 May 2005

does the committee give loans to long standing members ???

29 May 2005

Quote by getcarter
does the committee give loans to long standing members ???

NO

29 May 2005

So we are now having to pay to get them out confused

:
Oh well..... scrabbles about in his pocket & hands the treasurer .....
1 sixpence
1 Partly sucked boiled sweet
1 small bit of trouser fluff
1 used handkerchief
Hope that helps
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢

29 May 2005

i only wanted the money to buy blonde something on behalf of the commitee for all her hard work.....

29 May 2005

We dont have enough members........ please phone a friend !

29 May 2005

Morning secret escape committee!! Nice to see the new members.
Blonde - what happened last night - I thought we were arrested at some stage?
Well as my cunning plan did not work last night I will see what the rest of you come up with.
Mind you though, here is a thought.
Listen carefully.....
Davej has secured access to the house disguised as a bit of bacon and is taking eggs and other breakfast items in with him. Could we disguise ourselves as toast, cereal etc. and sneak in with him? Or maybe wait till lunch time and go as the sunday roast?

29 May 2005

Did someone say Sunday Roast ??? or was that Spit !!!!!!!.............................lol
We were arrested but we must have been released coz I am at home now !

29 May 2005

That may be the way to smuggle them out un-noticed Blonde!!!!!

29 May 2005

Have just watched the house on the camera's...................... and apparently eagerslut9 doesn't want to be rescued !!!

29 May 2005

'EagerSlut 9` !!!!....you mean that when she wanted to use the name EagerSlut there were 8 other EagerSluts ahead of her !!!.....Do all the EagerSluts get together for a meeting ?? and if so, WHERE ???????

29 May 2005

sorry...... I dont know..... U will have to ask him..(Eagerslut) !

29 May 2005

Quote by getcarter
'EagerSlut 9` !!!!....you mean that when she wanted to use the name EagerSlut there were 8 other EagerSluts ahead of her !!!.....Do all the EagerSluts get together for a meeting ?? and if so, WHERE ???????

Oi!!
Sorry to disappoint you but the "she" is a "he" (click the naughty pic link in my signature for the proof).
So take one of these smackbottom

:lol:

29 May 2005

just by coincidence ive been building a replica trojan horse in my spare time , wondered if you secret special escape committee people could put it to some use :idea: