Apparently my deep subconcious is closer to the surface than I thought
Tell me I'm not alone with these Freudian near misses?
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Sex God
You're definitely not alone. I thought it was probably just me - or at least only a bloke thing. Be reassured you're just a perfectly normal, seced up human being.
Will
*checks map to see how far away Serendipity is*
Will
*checks map to see how far away Serendipity is*
Sexlightened
I once referred to the Bond character "Odd-job" as "Blow Job" in front of an ex's parents
Oopsy :shock: :shock:
Oopsy :shock: :shock:
Sex God
I'd be more than happy to slip you one in a Freudian style, Miss Drippy Knickers :rascal:
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I once referred to the Bond character "Odd-job" as "Blow Job" in front of an ex's parents
Oopsy :shock: :shock:
:giggle: Excellent!!
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I'd be more than happy to slip you one in a Freudian style, Miss Drippy Knickers :rascal:
Just lay back on your couch and relax, eh Meatster?
Sex God
I keep calling that film Bare-back Mountain. My son tuts a lot when I do. Not sure what he is objecting to - I hope it is the concept of going bare-back, I hope I brought him up to be sensible about his personal health. 
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My ex gf was on holiday once and her face got very badly sun burnt.
She was talking to her mum about how bad it was peeling and she said it was that bad she peeled her whole foreskin right off.:eeek:
Think she meant forehead, and yep she was blond
She was talking to her mum about how bad it was peeling and she said it was that bad she peeled her whole foreskin right off.:eeek:
Think she meant forehead, and yep she was blond
I once typed out a memo (ahhhh memos that shows my age) and put "to all shit personnel" instead of "shift" and NO I am NOT into anything kinky in the toilet scheme of things, before anyone says with regard to freudiant slips
I also told a friend once what a lovely botanical relationship someone had, instead of platonic!!
Yep you can call me Bridget Jones, I can take it :lol:
Tils x
I also told a friend once what a lovely botanical relationship someone had, instead of platonic!!
Yep you can call me Bridget Jones, I can take it :lol:
Tils x
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Quote by Tillie
I can take it
Tils x
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Whereas you never do
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Quote by Tillie
Whereas you never do
Anything bigger than a french fry I do, you will be ok bwahahha.
Hmmmm now was that a freudian slip :doh:
It's not the size of it that counts, so I have been told, but it will be the best 2secs of your life believe me :lol:
Many years ago, I was working in a marketing department, and my boss had to write a letter to the whole customer base (60,000 letters) explaining about the UK warehouse changing location.
My boss typed the letter in an early version of microsoft word. And introduced Mr X, the new warehouse manager. The problem was, he wrote 'wharehouse' which the auto spell check converted to 'whorehouse'.
So..... 60,000 letters told our customer base that Mr X was our whorehouse manager.
My boss typed the letter in an early version of microsoft word. And introduced Mr X, the new warehouse manager. The problem was, he wrote 'wharehouse' which the auto spell check converted to 'whorehouse'.
So..... 60,000 letters told our customer base that Mr X was our whorehouse manager.
Quote by Ian
Many years ago, I was working in a marketing department, and my boss had to write a letter to the whole customer base (60,000 letters) explaining about the UK warehouse changing location.
My boss typed the letter in an early version of microsoft word. And introduced Mr X, the new warehouse manager. The problem was, he wrote 'wharehouse' which the auto spell check converted to 'whorehouse'.
So..... 60,000 letters told our customer base that Mr X was our whorehouse manager.
At times you gotta love Bill Gates :lol:
Sex God
I was recently teaching infection control. I gave the definition of cross infection as:
'The transfer of micro-orgasms from person to person, animal to person or object to person'
It took me a minute to work out why everyone was giggling.
'The transfer of micro-orgasms from person to person, animal to person or object to person'
It took me a minute to work out why everyone was giggling.
Quote by Funlovers2009
I was recently teaching infection control. I gave the definition of cross infection as:
'The transfer of micro-orgasms from person to person, animal to person or object to person'
It took me a minute to work out why everyone was giggling.
I have also had a few of them in my time :crazy:
Quote by Tillie
I was recently teaching infection control. I gave the definition of cross infection as:
'The transfer of micro-orgasms from person to person, animal to person or object to person'
It took me a minute to work out why everyone was giggling.
I have also had a few of them in my time :crazy:
Ah... but did you get them from a person, animal, or object? :giggle:
Quote by Cubes
I was recently teaching infection control. I gave the definition of cross infection as:
'The transfer of micro-orgasms from person to person, animal to person or object to person'
It took me a minute to work out why everyone was giggling.
I have also had a few of them in my time :crazy:
Ah... but did you get them from a person, animal, or object? :giggle:
Im now worried about animal, vegetable or mineral :bolt:
Quote by Tillie
I was recently teaching infection control. I gave the definition of cross infection as:
'The transfer of micro-orgasms from person to person, animal to person or object to person'
It took me a minute to work out why everyone was giggling.
I have also had a few of them in my time :crazy:
Ah... but did you get them from a person, animal, or object? :giggle:
Im now worried about animal, vegetable or mineral :bolt:
what category does the duracell bunny fall into
Quote by Ian
I was recently teaching infection control. I gave the definition of cross infection as:
'The transfer of micro-orgasms from person to person, animal to person or object to person'
It took me a minute to work out why everyone was giggling.
I have also had a few of them in my time :crazy:
Ah... but did you get them from a person, animal, or object? :giggle:
Im now worried about animal, vegetable or mineral :bolt:
what category does the duracell bunny fall into
"Staying power" :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by Ian
Many years ago, I was working in a marketing department, and my boss had to write a letter to the whole customer base (60,000 letters) explaining about the UK warehouse changing location.
My boss typed the letter in an early version of microsoft word. And introduced Mr X, the new warehouse manager. The problem was, he wrote 'wharehouse' which the auto spell check converted to 'whorehouse'.
So..... 60,000 letters told our customer base that Mr X was our whorehouse manager.
I did this exactly the same :lol: Only I sent out CV's at age 17 saying I would like to work in a Factory, shop or Whorehouse
We were on holiday this week and we got some swimming stuff for the kids
We were inflating them and Mrs Tweeky had the arm bands so seeing as she had another item left to do I innocently asked "Would you like me to blow up your ring"
Think first!
Sex God
It's been a while... but reading this thread made me chuckle!
