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Something that came thru at work the other day, apologies if you've already seen it redface
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weighlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing".
2. Dressage commentator: "This is a really lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball annoucer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them...Oh My God, what have I just said?".
ccr xxx
Nice one to brighten a dull Friday morning, I remember a similar line from a UK commentator some years back.......
"If the ball had gone in the back of the net it would've been a goal"...........
If you want to hear stuff like that just listen to John Motsen commentate on a football game
Sorry hope its ok to put this here!! It is funny ( I think anyway!!)
Was gonna put it in the "My Mum" thread but damn by the time i got there it was locked!! Anyway here it is!! Gave me a giggle!
ooh, thx Fruity! She's just... um... lovely?
alex higgins lines up the shot he is going for the yellow ball (if you are watching in black and white the yellow ball is behind the blue ball)
probably the best one ever
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Sorry hope its ok to put this here!! It is funny ( I think anyway!!)
Was gonna put it in the "My Mum" thread but damn by the time i got there it was locked!! Anyway here it is!! Gave me a giggle!

Did you have to post that????? Put me off my tea. confused
Steve
Lol. She seems to be carrying just a wee bit of weight... ;)
maybe its "milkshake" retention?? lol