(Need to imagine the accents)
2 Irish guys decide to emigrate to Oz.....
They are stopped while going through immigration and Paddy is interviewed first.
'So Mr Paddy, what are your reasons for visiting Australia?'
'Oi wanna em-igrate here and get a job' .... Paddy mumbles ....
'Oh yes ..... and what is your profession?' the smug civil servant says ...... smuggly ....
'Oi'm a poilit', Paddy responds ....
Surprised, the now brown tonguing official welcomes his advanced skills into the country saying, 'we need qualified professionals like you ...'
Next is Murphy ...... 'So Mr Murphy, what are your reasons for visiting Australia?'
Murphy replies, 'Oi wanna emi-grate here and get a job'
Again, the response is questioning ..... 'and what is your profession Mr Murphy?'
'Oi'm a peat digger ....'
The over paid civil servant laughs and says, 'a peat digger in Australia .... what do we need one of them for?'
Murphy angrily says, 'well you let me mate in!', pointing at Paddy.
'He's a pilot!' Bruce shouts ...
and Murphy says .....
'Well if I don't dig it .... he can't pile it!!!!!'
(ok, i'm ready....................................lock me)
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