>Subject: Joke
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>Mike and Maureen landed on Mars. They met a Martian couple and
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>were talking about all sorts of things. Finally Maureen brought
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>up the subject of sex.
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>"Just how do you guys do it?" asked Maureen.
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>The male Martian responded, "Pretty much the way you do." A
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>discussion ensued and finally the couples decided to swap
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>partners for the night.
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>Maureen and the male Martian went off to a bedroom where the
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>Martian stripped. Maureen was disappointed to find that he had
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>a very small member no more than half-an-inch long and just
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>a quarter-inch thick.
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>"I don't think this is going to work," said Maureen.
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>"Why?" he asked. "What's the matter?"
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>"Well," she replied, "it's just not long enough to reach me!"
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>"No problem," he said and proceeded to slap his forehead with
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>his palm. With each slap, his member grew until it was
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>impressively long.
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>"Well," she said. "That's quite impressive, but it's still
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>pretty narrow."
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>"No problem," he said and started pulling his ears. With each
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>pull his member grew wider and wider.
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>"Wow!" she exclaimed.
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>They fell into bed and made mad passionate love. The next day
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>the couples joined their normal partners. As they walked along,
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>Mike asked, "Well, was it any good?"
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>"I hate to say it," said Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful.
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>How about you?"
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>"It was horrible," he replied. "All I got was a headache. She
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>kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears!"
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Orgasminator
