From the Office of Pointless Information

23 May 2005

Did you know that if all the people in China were to stand on each others' shoulders, the one at the bottom would get very short?

23 May 2005

How high is a chinaman?

23 May 2005

At the top or bottom?

23 May 2005

Quote by Mac69
Did you know that if all the people in China were to stand on each others' shoulders, the one at the bottom would get very short?

Mind you, being Chinese, he's likely to be very short to start with.

23 May 2005

Quote by Mac69
At the top or bottom?

No! How high is a chinaman?

23 May 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
At the top or bottom?

No! How high is a chinaman?
Yes - How high isa china man. He's married to foo kincow

23 May 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
How high is a chinaman?

I know his brother Lo Hi... lol

23 May 2005

Quote by dambuster
At the top or bottom?

No! How high is a chinaman?
Yes - How high isa china man. He's married to foo kincow
No, he is Japanese and has an itchyfanny motorbike!

23 May 2005

Quote by gemini16
How high is a chinaman?

I know his brother Lo Hi... lol

And his cousin - Hi-Lo

23 May 2005

Quote by dambuster
How high is a chinaman?

I know his brother Lo Hi... lol

And his cousin - Hi-Lo
Any relation to Li-Lo?

23 May 2005

And his other cousin - Well Hung Low!! confused

:? :? :? lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

23 May 2005

Quote by freckledbird
How high is a chinaman?

I know his brother Lo Hi... lol

And his cousin - Hi-Lo
Any relation to Li-Lo?
Is Li-Lo not a Wincobank tart named Lil ? wink

23 May 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
And his other cousin - Well Hung Low!! :? :? :? :lol: :lol: :lol:

And his brother One Hung Low

23 May 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
And his other cousin - Well Hung Low!! :? :? :? :lol: :lol: :lol:

And his brother One Hung Low
And his seven cousins with the pointy hats - Hi Ho...

23 May 2005

Mind you, I am more than a part Irish - I wouldnt have oral sex with the wife for years in case I caught Mao Tse Tung

23 May 2005

Quote by Mac69
Did you know that if all the people in China were to stand on each others' shoulders, the one at the bottom would get very short?

- and not forgetting the one at the bottom ............ Nee Hi

23 May 2005

Quote by NLondonJohn
- and not forgetting the one at the bottom ............ Nee Hi

To a glasshopper?

23 May 2005

Quote by NLondonJohn
Did you know that if all the people in China were to stand on each others' shoulders, the one at the bottom would get very short?

- and not forgetting the one at the bottom ............ Nee Hi

:rotflmao:

23 May 2005

Quote by Mac69
Did you know that if all the people in China were to stand on each others' shoulders, the one at the bottom would get very short?

Oh Mac

fantastic useless information there :worship:
That is exactly the sort of rubbish my head is full of confused

So thanks for that bit extra to cram in there :? and the next time I forget an appointment I shall blame you mad

Revenge time, take this ya git :twisted: ............... did you know an aircraft carrier does 6 inches to the gallon? cool

or
Whilst in bed you can protect yourself from vampires and werewolves by hiding under the covers
8-) 8-) 8-)

23 May 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Revenge time, take this ya git :twisted: ............... did you know an aircraft carrier does 6 inches to the gallon?
-)

Hello Missy. Where've you been?
So - fancy a gallon then??
You just knew someone would have to - didn't ya wink

23 May 2005

Or this one that I inflicted on somebody the other day -
If the car had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce today would cost Â£100, get a million miles to the gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside

23 May 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Whilst in bed you can protect yourself from vampires and werewolves by hiding under the covers

But what about the snakes and spiders that are already under the covers?? confused

:? :?
.......and don't say "They'll be protected too" because you know that's not what I mean!! rolleyes

:lol: :lol: :lol:

23 May 2005

Apparently they were Man Utd footballers, but I thought -
Lou Macari was an Italian toilet
And
Gerry Daly was a German newspaper

23 May 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
More! More!
Revenge time, take this ya git :twisted: ............... did you know an aircraft carrier does 6 inches to the gallon?

I saw my doctor today who told me I was suffering from Hermes. I said "Don't you mean herpes?" and he replied,
....
....
.....
....
"No. you're only a carrier"!

23 May 2005

Quote by dambuster
How high is a chinaman?

I know his brother Lo Hi... lol

And his cousin - Hi-Lo
Any relation to Li-Lo?
Is Li-Lo not a Wincobank tart named Lil ? wink

I wouldn't know, I'm from Firth Park - Wincobank is where posh gits live and I'm definitely not posh dear.

23 May 2005

Quote by Mac69

More! More!
Revenge time, take this ya git :twisted: ............... did you know an aircraft carrier does 6 inches to the gallon?

I saw my doctor today who told me I was suffering from Hermes. I said "Don't you mean herpes?" and he replied,
....
....
.....
....
"No. you're only a carrier"!
I know what you mean. I went to the doctor and told him that I thought I was a moth.
He said: "You dont need a doctor, you need a Psychiatrist!"
I said:
"I know, but your light was on!"

23 May 2005

Does the fuel compsumption of an aircraft carrier depend upon the number of seaman on board?
As for the hieght of oriental persons, do you mean people for China or or China men? I have some lovely china men about 12" high that would do great in the Antiques Road Show.

23 May 2005

Very Pointless Information:
This post should have taken my daily average to a record-breaking 0.1 for the first time in over 2 years!

23 May 2005

Quote by freckledbird
I wouldn't know, I'm from Firth Park - Wincobank is where posh gits live and I'm definitely not posh dear.

Wincobank ??? Posh ????
Have you ever been to the Flower Estate?????????????????

23 May 2005

Quote by NLondonJohn
Very Pointless Information:
This post should have taken my daily average to a record-breaking 0.1 for the first time in over 2 years!

Bugger!

:( :(
Maybe this one!