frustrated hubby seeking advice

6 May 2005

hi thanks for reading my posti would appreciate any adviceon howtoget some trouser activity lol (wife wont play) its ages since i delved into the moist tufted regions and my nuts are about to burst .hope u peep can helpme out im early 40,s fit gsoh etc hope you peeps can steer me in the wright direction thanks smogs redface

6 May 2005

Why wont your wife play?

6 May 2005

Quote by Scandal
This is a wind up right? :? :?

scandal..... breathe in ... and relax...... i am sure the sarcastic people will be in soon to rip it to pieces......
but i think my answer would be this when said nuts are loosened..... blast

probably followed by this..... :sticky:

6 May 2005

Quote by smoggie
hope you peeps can steer me in the wright direction thanks

Try that way ----------->

6 May 2005

Quote by fabio grooverider
scandal..... breathe in ... and relax...... i am sure the sarcastic people will be in soon to rip it to pieces......
:

Did somebody call?

6 May 2005

Why dont you speak to her about it?, is she not aware of your needs? what about what she wants

6 May 2005

Quote by Scandal
This is a wind up right? :? :?

Awww Scandal he did redface

at the end, perhaps he's really 'genuine'
wink

Cathy x

6 May 2005

Quote by Red(RHG)
This is a wind up right? :? :?

Awww Scandal he did redface

at the end, perhaps he's really 'genuine'
wink

Cathy x

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6 May 2005

Quote by Red(RHG)
This is a wind up right? :? :?

Awww Scandal he did redface

at the end, perhaps he's really 'genuine'
wink

Cathy x
Genuinely hoping to get an offer of a leg-over rolleyes

6 May 2005

So does your mrs know you're about to play away?
If she does I can see big welcomes all round. If not, be prepared to be handed your arse in a sandwich.

6 May 2005

Just have a wank......problem solved!

6 May 2005

Quote by da69ve
Just have a wank......problem solved!

Thanks mate....... :wanker:
Not quite sure how this solves my money problems though confused

:? :?
Oh I'm supposed to have the web-cam ON while I'm doing it. :doh: lol

6 May 2005

Quote by easy
Oh I'm supposed to have the web-cam ON while I'm doing it. :doh:

We have friends who do this and earn good money out of it !!!! Mainly americans and japanese so it's not as daft as it sounds ............
hang on ...........
apologies I forgot it's easy rolleyes

as you were mate :thumbup:
bolt

C x

6 May 2005

Quote by smoggie
any adviceon howtoget some trouser activity lol (wife wont play) its ages since i delved into the moist tufted regions and my nuts are about to burst

Yeah - sure. Your nearest red light district will surely be open to help you out.

6 May 2005

Quote by smoggie
hi thanks for reading my posti would appreciate any adviceon howtoget some trouser activity lol (wife wont play) its ages since i delved into the moist tufted regions:

mmm have you checked her pulse

6 May 2005

Devils advocate?
Is this post really different from the other post I just responded to where a guy was getting too much and was asking for advice on how to calm his wife down? If you read the post (and I know it not the best worded I ever seen) he is after advice, not a shag. Advice on starting his wifes fires up again?
Now properly worded (we do ask people to put about themselves in first posts after all) this would have I assume got a better response. Maybe our friend here could think on the quality / wording of his post. The question after all is actually a fair one, and had this been a woman I assume she would have got a totally different response (male rights hat off ;) )
In answering you mate, if your wife not interested there can be a number of causes, obviously the first thing to look at is your relationship. If that is on the rocks sort it out first. Assuming that ok talk with her, is she just not interested in sex at all, or is it somthing about you that you could change? Mrs TnH went off sex for over a year once, many things can affect sex drive in males and females and some of them have medical causes.
So if it really not working but everything else relationship wise checks out, I think a visit to the GP may be in order.

6 May 2005

Quote by
hi thanks for reading my posti would appreciate any adviceon howtoget some trouser activity lol (wife wont play) its ages since i delved into the moist tufted regions and my nuts are about to burst .hope u peep can helpme out im early 40,s fit gsoh etc hope you peeps can steer me in the wright direction thanks smogs

Hi Smoggie, I loved reading your posti and I can really sympathise with you. I am also in my early 40's and you're right - hmph! - women eh? First they give you the come on and then they go all coy when you ask for sex every 10 minutes. FFS it's not like they've got anything better to do is it? Except the ironing and cleaning and stuff. I especially liked your description of female genitalia (moist tufted region indeed ! - you are a card!) and I am sure that there are lots of lovely ladies here on SH who would love to help you with your nuts. Listen! I can hear them putting on their 12" stillettos right now (probably planning to come over to your house right now to help you empty your "nuts") How could they resist when you are obviously so charming, mature and considerate.
Keep posting good quality threads like this Smogs, you old charmer and you'll be upto your arm-pits in moist tufts before long.

P.S. Any tips for us other less fortunate blokes here on SH to help us pull the bitches and be up to OUR nuts in moist tufted regions, because I bet you've already got loads of offers.
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
I must admit, I also envy Smogs and his technique - please tell us more.

6 May 2005

Quote by tallnhairy
Devils advocate?
Is this post really different from the other post I just responded to where a guy was getting too much and was asking for advice on how to calm his wife down? If you read the post (and I know it not the best worded I ever seen) he is after advice, not a shag. Advice on starting his wifes fires up again?
Now properly worded (we do ask people to put about themselves in first posts after all) this would have I assume got a better response. Maybe our friend here could think on the quality / wording of his post. The question after all is actually a fair one, and had this been a woman I assume she would have got a totally different response (male rights hat off ;) )
.

He's asking for a shag if you read his other posts, TNH - without his wife - so it doesn't look like he's too concerned about why her fire isn't lit.

6 May 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Devils advocate?
Is this post really different from the other post I just responded to where a guy was getting too much and was asking for advice on how to calm his wife down? If you read the post (and I know it not the best worded I ever seen) he is after advice, not a shag. Advice on starting his wifes fires up again?
Now properly worded (we do ask people to put about themselves in first posts after all) this would have I assume got a better response. Maybe our friend here could think on the quality / wording of his post. The question after all is actually a fair one, and had this been a woman I assume she would have got a totally different response (male rights hat off ;) )
.

He's asking for a shag if you read his other posts, TNH - without his wife - so it doesn't look like he's too concerned about why her fire isn't lit.
Must admit to have not looked at his other threads, see your point. Still advice still stands on lack of sex from a partner smile

6 May 2005

Quote by smoggie
hi thanks for reading my posti would appreciate any adviceon howtoget some trouser activity lol (wife wont play) its ages since i delved into the moist tufted regions and my nuts are about to burst .hope u peep can helpme out im early 40,s fit gsoh etc hope you peeps can steer me in the wright direction thanks smogs

I was asked this same question some years ago, and I will give you the same advice : If she won't have it : make her have it. lol

6 May 2005

Quote by O. K.
hi thanks for reading my posti would appreciate any adviceon howtoget some trouser activity lol (wife wont play) its ages since i delved into the moist tufted regions and my nuts are about to burst .hope u peep can helpme out im early 40,s fit gsoh etc hope you peeps can steer me in the wright direction thanks smogs

I was asked this same question some years ago, and I will give you the same advice : If she won't have it : make her have it. lol

And did she kick you in the bollocks when you did?

6 May 2005

Quote by O. K.
hi thanks for reading my posti would appreciate any adviceon howtoget some trouser activity lol (wife wont play) its ages since i delved into the moist tufted regions and my nuts are about to burst .hope u peep can helpme out im early 40,s fit gsoh etc hope you peeps can steer me in the wright direction thanks smogs

I was asked this same question some years ago, and I will give you the same advice : If she won't have it : make her have it. lol

Just read this - WHAT?

7 May 2005

Quote by O. K.
I was asked this same question some years ago, and I will give you the same advice : If she won't have it : make her have it.

Wanted to reply to this but quite honestly words fail me, mad

:x :x Are you for real??

7 May 2005

I sincerely hope that OK wrote that bit wrong.
mad

:x :x :x

7 May 2005

's post :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: biggrin

7 May 2005

Quote by O. K.
hi thanks for reading my posti would appreciate any adviceon howtoget some trouser activity lol (wife wont play) its ages since i delved into the moist tufted regions and my nuts are about to burst .hope u peep can helpme out im early 40,s fit gsoh etc hope you peeps can steer me in the wright direction thanks smogs

I was asked this same question some years ago, and I will give you the same advice : If she won't have it : make her have it. lol

Why do I have a feeling O.K. won't be swinging with anyoneon this site dunno

:x :x
I can't believe you wrote that O.K. I really can't :eeek:

7 May 2005

Quote by smoggie
hi thanks for reading my posti would appreciate any adviceon howtoget some trouser activity lol (wife wont play) its ages since i delved into the moist tufted regions and my nuts are about to burst .hope u peep can helpme out im early 40,s fit gsoh etc hope you peeps can steer me in the wright direction thanks smogs

Maybe it's a literacy thing confused

7 May 2005

Quote by O. K.
hi thanks for reading my posti would appreciate any adviceon howtoget some trouser activity lol (wife wont play) its ages since i delved into the moist tufted regions and my nuts are about to burst .hope u peep can helpme out im early 40,s fit gsoh etc hope you peeps can steer me in the wright direction thanks smogs

I was asked this same question some years ago, and I will give you the same advice : If she won't have it : make her have it. lol

I really hope that this wasn't intended as it reads! If it was then it was pretty thoughtless to encourage ..... I really do despair of some men if this is the case.
mad

:x :x :x :x :x :x
Mr CC

7 May 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Devils advocate?
Is this post really different from the other post I just responded to where a guy was getting too much and was asking for advice on how to calm his wife down? If you read the post (and I know it not the best worded I ever seen) he is after advice, not a shag. Advice on starting his wifes fires up again?
Now properly worded (we do ask people to put about themselves in first posts after all) this would have I assume got a better response. Maybe our friend here could think on the quality / wording of his post. The question after all is actually a fair one, and had this been a woman I assume she would have got a totally different response (male rights hat off ;) )
.

He's asking for a shag if you read his other posts, TNH - without his wife - so it doesn't look like he's too concerned about why her fire isn't lit.
I fail to see how giving his wife 3rd degree burns is going to help his sex life dunno

Personally I don't let any men play with matches in bed :shock: