Wife's on her period and we've got family staying so no sex and no porn either. What a way to spend saturday night!
How bad can it get?
Its not that bad mate, cheer up, go have a little play with yourself, it could be worse, imagine you are a simese twin and you have just found out that your simese twin brother is gay, you have one arse hole between you and his boyfriend is on his way.
Now that is what you call having a bad day.
Mark and Linda
LOL- that just made my day...put everything in perspective