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Quote by brucie
i had to blow out a fuck buddy this afternoon as i had work i had to do.
what is the world coming to when brucie cant swan in and out as he pleases.
i blame gordon brown.
Ohh Gordon Brown, The Chancellor that brought in tax credits in line with Tony Blairs promotion of family life before work. The Chancellor who now puts money in a post office for me each week enough for me and the Mrs to work part time. Im done by 12 noon on my latest day.
Cheers Gordon, Cheers Tony :cheers:
Quote by brucie
i had to blow out a fuck buddy this afternoon as i had work i had to do.
what is the world coming to when brucie cant swan in and out as he pleases.
i blame gordon brown.
You ever thought about meeting someone in the evening?
I know that sounds sensible but it seems to work for some people quite well 
:lol: oh Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown
Youve made our Brucie wear a frown
This lovely, yet outspoken chappie,
Really isnt the last bit happy.
Today he was plum out of luck
And had to work instead of fuck
Now thats not nice, and its not fair
To bind him to his office chair
To earn a crust if he is lucky
Why cant you pay people for having nookie?
you make him work and graft and toil
Instead of frolicking with baby oil
no shag no wank, no slow BJ
can be his during a working day.
Now Gordon, its cruel, you must agree
to do this to poor old Brucie
he must work to earn his meagre pay
and wait till its all done before his play
But wait, I just thought, while hes grafting
Hes already receiving a shafting
And for now thats the only 'fun' hes getting
but hes not smiling, Im betting
to raise morale, on you is the onus
why not give all swingers a big tax bonus
for naughty fun in work or bed, it
could be called the 'working shags credit'.
come on Gordy dont be a berk
Let us shag instead of work!
:giggle:
Youve made our Brucie wear a frown
This lovely, yet outspoken chappie,
Really isnt the last bit happy.
Today he was plum out of luck
And had to work instead of fuck
Now thats not nice, and its not fair
To bind him to his office chair
To earn a crust if he is lucky
Why cant you pay people for having nookie?
you make him work and graft and toil
Instead of frolicking with baby oil
no shag no wank, no slow BJ
can be his during a working day.
Now Gordon, its cruel, you must agree
to do this to poor old Brucie
he must work to earn his meagre pay
and wait till its all done before his play
But wait, I just thought, while hes grafting
Hes already receiving a shafting
And for now thats the only 'fun' hes getting
but hes not smiling, Im betting
to raise morale, on you is the onus
why not give all swingers a big tax bonus
for naughty fun in work or bed, it
could be called the 'working shags credit'.
come on Gordy dont be a berk
Let us shag instead of work!
:giggle:
