fuming mad!!!

5 Sep 2005

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
postie ask eagerslut for a lesson on how to put on a duvet cover
hes expert on it lmao

:shock: :shock: redface

ops: :oops: :oops:
You have to climb inside the cover, taking the duvet with you. You need four people (one to hold each corner of the cover) then, from the inside, you give each of them a corner of the duvet to hold. You climb out and "esta"............it's done (all bar the doing up the poppers! ) innocent

:whistling:
Believe me it really works and its fun! :bounce: :bounce: Ask voddy, venusnmars or Kitty, they'll tell you! wink

:wink:

5 Sep 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Sunday Drivers
Grass Growing
snip
Bendy Roads
Dog poo
Pop Corn

What about Hotels being too close? rotflmao

:lol2:

5 Sep 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Sunday Drivers
Grass Growing
Can openers
Hangovers
Hoovering
Sandy Sandwiches
Nazis
Commies
Celebrity chefs
Adverts
Fishing
Wind ??????????????????????explain
Mending fences
Cooking
Teenagers
Rats
B.O
Weeds on your patio
Robbie Savage
Bullies
Computers
Nagging
Moles
Headaches
Queues
Pixies
Spam
Pot holes
Cucumbers ???????????????????????explain
Marmite
Christmas
Big knickers
Cardies

Wasps
Sea Water
Smelly toilets
Nettles
Flying
Hurricanes
Bendy Roads
Dog poo
Pop Corn

See

i told you so :fuckinghell: and this is probably the first list of many rolleyes

And he calls himselfHappy cats .

5 Sep 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Sunday Drivers
Grass Growing
Can openers
Hangovers
Hoovering
Sandy Sandwiches
Nazis
Commies
Celebrity chefs
Adverts
Fishing
Wind
Mending fences
Cooking
Teenagers
Rats
B.O
Weeds on your patio
Robbie Savage
Bullies
Computers
Nagging
Moles
Headaches
Queues
Pixies
Spam
Pot holes
Cucumbers
Marmite
Christmas
Big knickers
Cardies

Wasps
Sea Water
Smelly toilets
Nettles
Flying
Hurricanes
Bendy Roads
Dog poo
Pop Corn

Nothing much left now, so I'll go and check the other Posts.
Unless Alexandra would like to run through that Duvet thing again, as my cover is now on the floor and the duvet is under the bed.
John
wink

5 Sep 2005

That fookin woman that says,,,
"Your call has been placed in a queue and will be answered as soon as one of our operators becomes available bla bla. Your queue number is 5`000 000 036" :shock: :shock: mad

:x ,,,, Bastards ! :x
And coat hangers.
All my coat hangers become completely tangled up with each other when ever i try and pick one up :x so i end up fighting with 20 or 30 of the bastards for 20 to 30 minutes just to hang a soddin tee shirt up confused

:?
AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH ! ! :x :x :x

5 Sep 2005

Running to pick up the phone before the answering service gets it - only to be greeted with "I'm calling on behalf of T mobile. Do you use a mobile phone?" Night after bloody night!!!
Yes I have learn't my lesson, I no longer answer the phone call. And yes I am registered with the TPS.
Grrrr evil

5 Sep 2005

Quote by Dino.
That fookin woman that says,,,
"Your call has been placed in a queue and will be answered as soon as one of our operators becomes available bla bla. Your queue number is 5`000 000 036" :shock: :shock: :x ,,,, Bastards ! :x

and that music they play that sounds like Rolf fecking Harris on his stylofone

Quote by Horous
as my cover is now on the floor and the duvet is under the bed.
John

my bedroom looks like that most days :shock:

5 Sep 2005

Quote by Dino.
And coat hangers.
All my coat hangers become completely tangled up with each other when ever i try and pick one up so i end up fighting with 20 or 30 of the bastards for 20 to 30 minutes just to hang a soddin tee shirt up :?
AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH ! ! :x :x :x

you have too many coathangers and 'fold' your T-shirts :roll:

5 Sep 2005

I hate the fact that when I got home today my bedroom looked like a bloody big bomb had gone off!
As I wasn't here at the weekend my very kind family decided to move all their crap into my room and "forgot" to clear it out ready for my return. mad

I now have to sleep on the damn sofa tonight. rolleyes

Oh and those who say my avatar looks like a f'ing Ordnance Survey map banghead

(You know who you are poke

:grin: )
Just two of many irritations...... I could go on but I'm grumpy enough as it is and the fire doesn't need fuelling!
wink

5 Sep 2005

can i try and fine my way over them hun smile

MikeC

5 Sep 2005

Quote by onlyme1981
Oh and those who say my avatar looks like a f'ing Ordnance Survey map (You know who you are :grin: )
:

5 Sep 2005

Nothing wrong with a bit of help while Orienteering ONLYME 1981

5 Sep 2005

People who leave their fog lights on
Middle lane hoggers
People who don't thank you when you let them out of a junction
Caravans is one for me too - we get more than our fair share up here in the Lake District
Ooo I've just noticed mine are all about driving - but I don't get road rage honest wink

To solve the problem with the duvet turning itself inside out or eating socks just do the poppers up before you put in the washing machine ... works for me biggrin

5 Sep 2005

Ooo don't you get me started on pet hates postie, I'll be all bloody week lol but i do have one that I would love the opportunity to get of my chest.............
May I start by asking you all a question.........
Have any of you or your family suffered any accidents or injuries in the past 3 years ?
Yes those loveable creatures, the town centre canvassers are my pet hate, and i hate them with a passion most can only imagine. Whether it is as aforementioned an accident help service or change you gas or internet provider, or the best mortgage the world has ever seen..................leave me the fuck alone, if I want it I will call you
And what of the intellect of these people.........the summer before last I was approached in the center of Dudley and seriously asked if I had had any accidents or injuries in the last 3 years etc etc, and much as I wished I had someone recorded the conversation for future entertainment, I sadly did not, but please allow me to give you a general feel for the event,
A I have already said, it was a summer day... it was warm and I was wearing a pair of shorts, trainers and a T shirt... oh and this (see below)
I won't tell you just how many kinds of idiot I called him, but i think it was enough to fill the Albert Hall lol

5 Sep 2005

Quote by postie

Oh and those who say my avatar looks like a f'ing Ordnance Survey map (You know who you are :grin: )
:

You can't run....I'll catch up with you at some point....hopefully when I'm more coherant and with-it!
biggrin

5 Sep 2005

Eye strain from spending too much time on SH :shock:

5 Sep 2005

oldies that go to the supermarket on a saturday the busiest day of the week.
i`m not agiest but come on they`ve got all bloody week to go.
banks that charge you to get your own money out, and you`ve got to queue for 15 mins to get it.
bus drivers that think they own the fooking road, white van man, middle lane hoggers,cyclists who ride two abreast ( lycra louts)
cats that shit in other peeps gardens, when you dont even have a cat.
kids that wont go to sleep when its school in the morning.
sierra got soap box out now in full pissed off mode.
:fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell:
sierra x x

5 Sep 2005

Well what about those little sachets of mayo/saladcream/ tomato sauce they give you with your dinner.. it takes so long to get em open your dinners cold and you get just enough to cover the slice of tomato they give you as garnish dribble out the end .. the rest squirts down your tee shirt redface

Dev

5 Sep 2005

Teenage boys - wait, louts - who cycle on the pavements. I deliberately walked into one recently simply by refusing to jump out of his way, and cherished the bruise on my shoulder as it brought back fond memories of the little oik sat on his backside trying to avoid bursting into tears :twisted:
Telemarketers who ask 'Am I talking to the home owner?' right out, without even giving me their name. 'Am I talking to a cretin?' is my stock reply.

5 Sep 2005

Quote by onlyme1981

Oh and those who say my avatar looks like a f'ing Ordnance Survey map (You know who you are :grin: )
:

You can't run....I'll catch up with you at some point....hopefully when I'm more coherant and with-it!
biggrin

Who says I am running?
slows to a moderate walking pace....

5 Sep 2005

I have to interuppt this conversation with some sad news: postie is no more!! He left me strict instructions earlier:

If i am still up at 2315... deactivate me!

and, like to good and caring Mod that I am I have complied!
lol

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I'll reactivate him once he's tucked up in bed sound asleep, never fear, postie will return to you all hale and hearty and fully rested.
They say 'never dare a fool'??
:happy: :happy: :happy:

5 Sep 2005

TV links and sponsors...........for example.....
The Trinidad & Tobago wheelchair basketball team doing wheelies in between BBC1 progs......
The synchronised cartwheeling in one spot pairs team wearing the same red tracksuits as above... also BBC1....
America's Finest Toucan sponsorship series....... before and after every single ad break on CSI, Law & Order etc.......'Time, Money'.......PISS OFF!
And the lowest of the low, sponsoring C4's Lost, the 118118 tw**s............ AARGH

:banghead: :banghead: :doh: :doh: :doh:

5 Sep 2005

Quote by davej
I will give you a list later postie, but first, seeing as you raised the point, are we the only people that have got a washing machine that can turn a duvet cover inside out, :shock: how? its bloody crazy, but it does it everytime.

Washing machines are deliberately designed to turn duvet covers inside out. It saves you having to turn it inside out yourself, which is of course the correct way to put it on a duvet. This is why women find men so entertaining - they know it's meant to be inside out and they stand there pissing themselves watching while the men struggle to turn it outside out then work up a sweat trying to get the duvet in. lol

5 Sep 2005

Personnal rant/hate -
No. 1: Dutch kids on scooters - they buy them legally and then change the exhaust to give them more power but extra noise as well. These teenage w*****s then spend all evening revving ther machines up to show off and have no road sense for other traffic as they shoot in and out without signalling etc. And if you dare touch one?.... watch out for yor license because it will be YOUR fault! mad

:x
No. 2: Dutch drivers - You try to leave a decent gap between the car in front and some dickhead ALWAYS jumps in! If you drive an old car that is heavier, has old style drum brakes and takes longer to stop it really pisses you (well me actually!) off.
Thank you for your time.
lol

McC

5 Sep 2005

Quote by McCloggie
Personnal rant/hate -
No. 1: Dutch kids on scooters - they buy them legally and then change the exhaust to give them more power but extra noise as well. These teenage w*****s then spend all evening revving ther machines up to show off and have no road sense for other traffic as they shoot in and out without signalling etc. And if you dare touch one?.... watch out for yor license because it will be YOUR fault! :x
No. 2: Dutch drivers - You try to leave a decent gap between the car in front and some dickhead ALWAYS jumps in! If you drive an old car that is heavier, has old style drum brakes and takes longer to stop it really pisses you (well me actually!) off.
Thank you for your time.

McC

Look
Get a ZIPPIER car ............... deliberately leave enough room between you and the car in front, â€¦â€¦â€¦.. then when the idiot commits, rapidly close the gap, this works for:
Scooters
Mercs
A1's
A11's
MR2's ,
XR3's
Or anything that is driven by a person with a red face and steam issuing from their ears viewable in your rear view mirror.
HEALT & SAFETY WARNING
please do not use this tactic on the following:
Hells Angels
The Police
Italian or French drivers
Anything with a blue flashing light
Anything that might be called â€œArticulatedâ€

5 Sep 2005

Quote by Jags
I have to interuppt this conversation with some sad news: postie is no more!! He left me strict instructions earlier:
If i am still up at 2315... deactivate me!

and, like to good and caring Mod that I am I have complied!
lol

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I'll reactivate him once he's tucked up in bed sound asleep, never fear, postie will return to you all hale and hearty and fully rested.
They say 'never dare a fool'??
:happy: :happy: :happy:
:giggle:

5 Sep 2005

people who do those massive quote things

5 Sep 2005

What pisses me off the most is how people get pissed off at life itself, everything I have just read in this thread is "Life". To witness people getting all fired up over this kind of stuff is pretty sad really. Getting stressed out over an inanimate object or losing it totally on the road whilst drivng (Yeah, like all the shouting and screaming is going to make a difference!). Wasted emotions........thats what pisses me off I suppose. rolleyes

5 Sep 2005

Postmen!

5 Sep 2005

Quote by Banderas
What pisses me off the most is how people get pissed off at life itself, everything I have just read in this thread is "Life". To witness people getting all fired up over this kind of stuff is pretty sad really. Getting stressed out over an inanimate object or losing it totally on the road whilst drivng (Yeah, like all the shouting and screaming is going to make a difference!). Wasted emotions........thats what pisses me off I suppose.

Are you not getting pissed off with other people being pissed off, therefore making you as "sad" as the rest of us?
lol