Funnier than Fiction!

29 Dec 2004

Life can be funnier than fiction.
I explained a recent incident to a friend and they suggested I put it on here. I still have mixed feelings about sharing this, mainly because I don't want to recieve any advice or suggestions on how to handle it. But some of you may find it as funny as I did.
I call this tale....Life is like a box of chocolates, you will always come across one of the nuts that nobody else wants at some point!
The Background:
June/July 2004, met a guy from the chatroom, had some naughty adult fun.
Some weeks later, met him again and arranged to go to a club with a couple I know, had a 4some, all good fun.
Met him on two more occassions, mutual agreement, very pleasurable.
Recent contact (him) "Come over and lets go out for a drink, I haven't had the best Christmas and could do with the company" (Me) OK. (him) "You will come won't you?" (Me) Yes!
On the afternoon of the evening we had arrange to go out the text messages started...
(him) Do you want to go out for a meal when you come over at 8?
(me) Not a big meal.
(him) Just a drink in the pub then.
A short while later (it may be a coincidence, but it was 5 minutes after I posted "looking for single guys" in Let's Meet Up)
(him) Don't come around, your boring me, you don't care about me, go and fuck the others I know you have lined-up, I don't like pressure x
Thinking I am going to get a text any second saying.. OMG I sent that to the wrong person, I sent one back saying "OK, lol"
(him) I dont like being used, you never talk to me or invite me out! I know you don't care about me so go away. You are using me.
Followed by....
(him) Fuck off and use someone else. You are using me for sex. I dont need this, I will find someone who cares and likes to go swinging with me. You are selfish and don't take me anywhere, even XXXX (a friend of mine) said that too. You are using me. You dont care about me. Go away and Dont text back.
Competely gobsmacked by this outburst, I composed myself to reply to his accusations...
(me) "So is 8 still good then? pmsl"
And he actually replied....
(him) No, made other arrangements now, sorry to waste your time, but if you want to go to a club sometime let me know.

29 Dec 2004

He sounds like just the type of perrson that should be swinging... a couple of shags = engagement ring!!!

29 Dec 2004

OMG PMSL..........a really level headed kinda guy...now what would the male version of bunny boiler be?

29 Dec 2004

I told the lady he mentioned in one of his messages about it... her response was...
You are using him for sex! He should be bloody greatful, most guys would love that!

29 Dec 2004

crossed wires, springs to mind wink

:confused: :laughabove: :thumbup:

29 Dec 2004

Quote by PoloLady
I told the lady he mentioned in one of his messages about it... her response was...
You are using him for sex! He should be bloody greatful, most guys would love that!

I'm happy for women to use me for sex.

29 Dec 2004

You can you me if you want honey - I will promise not to ask you to marry me after xxxx wink

29 Dec 2004

Poor sod.....it's not nice being a guy and used like that......for SEX!
He's well shot of you!
you bad person!
i wouldn't want anything to do with you!
absolutely not!
Call me sometime?

29 Dec 2004

Quote by PoloLady
I told the lady he mentioned in one of his messages about it... her response was...
You are using him for sex! He should be bloody greatful, most guys would love that!

I would love that I asked santa but being a naughty boy it hasnt happend yet lol lol

29 Dec 2004

He obviously liked your Polo biggrin

J

29 Dec 2004

Wow. :shock:
I don't like to make fun, because it's very easy to say and do stupid things in a moment of emotion, and there's certainly nothing wrong with wanting more than to just be used for sex, but after mature reflection on your tale, I have to say...
Wow. :shock: His last txt is the killer. :lol2:

29 Dec 2004

Quote by packard69
He obviously liked your Polo
J

I like your avatar wink

29 Dec 2004

RUN! Run away !!

29 Dec 2004

Quote by Silk and Big G
RUN! Run away !!

29 Dec 2004

lol surely it should of been (tre)boring you ............sorry could not resist that lol

29 Dec 2004

i'm user friendly!!!!! biggrin

29 Dec 2004

Pmsl

29 Dec 2004

Time to hit delete unless you're looking to get hitched :shock:

29 Dec 2004

pololady you can use me any time you like ;)

29 Dec 2004

You gave this thread the title of "Funnier Than Fiction", Pololady.
Methinks your experience with this chap was not so much Funny-Ha-Ha as Funny Peculiar smile

29 Dec 2004

And me thinks he had been drinking!!

29 Dec 2004

:shock: :eeek: :scared:
is that one of them severe boundary issues i've heard so much about then you reckon? dunno

oh dear!

run away, run awaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!

:therethere: pololady, rest assured if you ever used me for sex, marriage wouldn't even enter the equation till at least the 6 or 7th shag. lol

n x x x :P

29 Dec 2004

Nobody expects the Marriage Inquisition !!!

29 Dec 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

29 Dec 2004

polo lady.... what can i say
we have met on more than one occasion , even attended a munch together.... so where is my offer of a lifetime commitment ???
ooo the pain of rejection....................... :lol2:

30 Dec 2004

Quote by horneyoldtart
polo lady.... what can i say
we have met on more than one occasion , even attended a munch together.... so where is my offer of a lifetime commitment ???
ooo the pain of rejection....................... :lol2:

I found out you were married and you were just using me for sex!!!!! rotflmao

You sexy beast you :twisted:

30 Dec 2004

So I won't be buying a new hat then ? dunno

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX

30 Dec 2004

Quote by little
So I won't be buying a new hat then ?
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX

I wouldn't want to take away any womans excuse to go shopping for a hat! confused

Matching shoes and bag will of course be needed lol