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Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back
- wide eyed and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I
was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit
exactly...Twenty two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.
The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask...Is everyone in this car ok? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time." the officer asks.
"Oh, they'll be alright in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119."
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Melons, very good, that's put a smile on my face
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple, and a young newlywed couple, wanted to join a church. The minister said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks."
The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The minister asked the elderly couple, "Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"
The old man replied, "No problem at all, minister ."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church." said the minister .
The minister went to the middle aged couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two week?"
The man replied, "The first week was not too bad. The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights, but, yes, we made it."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church." said the minister .
The minister then went to the newlywed couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?"
"Well, minister , we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks." the young man replied.
"What happened?" inquired the minister .
"My wife was reaching for a tin of beans on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there."
"You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in our church." stated the minister .
"That's OK." said the young man, "We're not welcome at Safeway any more either."
that made me laugh out load........thanks, biggrin :D :D try to remember it when i have had 5 to many