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Orgasminator
Someone made a joke and got berated for it.
Others made an effort to give their opinions and were ignored or attacked for them.
I'm new to these forums and people seem courteous and polite when treated as humans - not automated question answering machines!
The only person hounding me is BIoke, but he just wants bumseks n blowjobs - I'm pretty sure I can hold him off long enough for him to find a new victim :twisted:
If not Ill ask Nola to hide me in her ample bosom!!
Others made an effort to give their opinions and were ignored or attacked for them.
I'm new to these forums and people seem courteous and polite when treated as humans - not automated question answering machines!
The only person hounding me is BIoke, but he just wants bumseks n blowjobs - I'm pretty sure I can hold him off long enough for him to find a new victim :twisted:
If not Ill ask Nola to hide me in her ample bosom!!
Sex God
Quote by Big_Fraser
Im new to these forums .........
If not Ill ask Nola for help!!
Yep, you're new.... or you'd know that Nola will be holding you down so she can watch the man love show live
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Im new to these forums .........
If not Ill ask Nola for help!!
Yep, you're new.... or you'd know that Nola will be holding you down so she can watch the man love show live
:thumbup: :laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
Orgasminator
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Im new to these forums .........
If not Ill ask Nola for help!!
Yep, you're new.... or you'd know that Nola will be holding you down so she can watch the man love show live
Nah im gonna make sure BIoke is well secured lecter style in the corner first, but have no problem with Nola holding me down any time she wants
Quote by Big_Fraser
Im new to these forums .........
If not Ill ask Nola for help!!
Yep, you're new.... or you'd know that Nola will be holding you down so she can watch the man love show live
Nah im gonna make sure BIoke is well secured lecter style in the corner first, but have no problem with Nola holding me down any time she wants
"No. We begin by coveting what we see every day. Don't you feel eyes moving over your body, Clarice? And don't your eyes seek out the things you want?"
Orgasminator
<<< checks all doors and windows are securely locked 
Sex God
Oi... who said live manlove show?
:twisted:
:twisted:
Sex God
Quote by noladreams
Oi... who said live manlove show?
:twisted:
BIoke and Fraser
Orgasminator
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Oi... who said live manlove show?
:twisted:
BIoke and Fraser
Hehe no danger - it will never happen.
ut does every topic always get to BIoke trying to bag another straight guy this fast?
sets good bait tho - nolas boobs are awsum
Sex God
Quote by Big_Fraser
ut does every topic always get to BIoke trying to bag another straight guy this fast?
sets good bait tho - nolas boobs are awsum
:rose: Straight bait, reporting for duty!
Seriously, anyone would think I had some sort of reputation!
:giggle:
p.s. ta for the compliment Fraser.
Quote by Mr-Powers
10 days 22hours 44mins
So Kenty not coming back then
I hear that Kenty has ordered a new shipment of rosary beads and a huge tub of KY gel
to "exorcise" the ghost of flower....
Mrs Kent has offered her largest and most vicious dong to assist in insertion...
Mr Kent suggested a sprig of rose thorns might be better...
Mod
Thot Flower had left? 
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/391364.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/391364.html
Sex God
Quote by GnV
somebody watered him woo, ffs!
kenty sent this in a mail and sends his regards
Quote by flower411
10 days 22hours 44mins
So Kenty not coming back then
Awwww !! I`m touched that you were counting the minutes
not for you...for kentys return!:roll:
Nah !!! He`s bin gone a lot longer than that !!
Well after your little flounce, thought we might see a return of the people you drove away!
Sex God
Quote by flower411
Well ... seems to have been a minor misunderstanding
I obviously didn`t word my previous thread correctly ....I suppose trying to be subtle on the screen is always gonna be a tricky one :lol:
The clue was in the line where I said I wouldn`t be cancelling my account :moon:
It`s nice to see people getting nostalgic about abusive banned members !!
Maybe we should get nostalgic about Random Orbit and Whips who .......let`s all be absolutely honest and I said exactly the same thing at the time.....
Got banned because it appeared that they had a fall out with another member who just happens to be great friends with a mod.
are you suggesting the being friends with a mod gives you some sort of amnesty from getting banned or worse the power to have people banned
Quote by flower411
Well ... seems to have been a minor misunderstanding
I obviously didn`t word my previous thread correctly ....I suppose trying to be subtle on the screen is always gonna be a tricky one :lol:
The clue was in the line where I said I wouldn`t be cancelling my account :moon:
It`s nice to see people getting nostalgic about abusive banned members !!
Maybe we should get nostalgic about Random Orbit and Whips who .......let`s all be absolutely honest and I said exactly the same thing at the time.....
Got banned because it appeared that they had a fall out with another member who just happens to be great friends with a mod.
So tell me flower, you being an avid thread starter and all.. which bit of :
Quote by On 14th June at 9:43pm flower411
OK ...that`s it ...
Having been knighted as "thread starter" and having totally failed in the mission to remove the dullards threads....I`m off to pastures new ...
Don`t get excited icon_ I`ll not do anything stupid like cancel me account icon_
But I can`t be bothered with trying to fight the obvious determination of a few people to keep this forum dull.
could be held to be a minor misunderstanding about your departure from these forums (even though you would not be cancelling your account)
It seemed perfectly clear to me and your return is, well not to put too finer point on it, interesting to say the least.
A flounce, if I ever saw one :thumbup:
my only suprize is that after the flounce and youre constant moaning about what happens here then why bother coming here at all seams a kind of serious aligation to make about a moderater and am suprized it is allowed.
we get flouncers all the time on a sight we belong too and we know that kind. if you are reely going to go then just go.
seams they managed sort of ok in your short absense. :notes:
seams a kind of serious aligation to make about a moderater and am suprized it is allowed.we get flouncers all the time on a sight we belong too and we know that kind. if you are reely going to go then just go.
Quote by flower411
RIP Swinging Heaven forums
seams they managed sort of ok in your short absense.
:notes: Orgasminator
Quote by flower411
And my recent observation was prompted by the fact that one of them has recently been involved in hounding a member (who doesn`t post often in here) until the thread was locked .
I'm not going to get drawn into the overall debate here, there are clearly strong opinions, formed before I came onto the forums which wont change no matter how long this topic goes back and forth for.
The particular user to which you refer asked a question, then chose to engage negatively with someone for making a general joke - not even aimed at the OP. They had not engaged the previous positive replies at all.
You aren't going to make friends anywhere like that.
Quote by flower411
Well ....I didn`t put a timescale on it !!
I would have thought that with all your business experience you would have spotted something as obvious as that G !!!
Has the continental good life dulled your perceptions ?
I do hope that is not intended as a subtle suggestion that I am one of your "dullards" flower.
I thought I could expect better from you, to be honest.
Quote by flower411
Well ....I didn`t put a timescale on it !!
Suggesting impropriety on the part of Moderators will not be good for the health of your account either. I think they might have a timescale in mind when they catch up with your accusations
Sex God
Ok, time out.
If any one has a problem with any of the mods, please submit a support ticket, these go direct to admin.
Locked till further notice.
If any one has a problem with any of the mods, please submit a support ticket, these go direct to admin.
Locked till further notice.
