An old mate of mine was the manager of GT News in Barnsley, on his breaks/dinner he used to 'borrow' the porno from the top shelf and relieve himself in the toilets. One day he was in the toilets and had just 'popped his cork'when the shop got busy, he rushed out of the toilets and started serving, he started serving someone and held his hand out to get the money off them and noticed he'd got man juice all over the back of his hand. Without even thinking he wiped his nose and pretended it was snot.
This is a 100% true story, I laughed for ages when he told me.
thought I would share that with you, anyone else got any good ones