some of you may no i'm having a gang bang on and hopefully cumming on friday but does anyone know if some guys f**k me more than once in that night can i count him more than once.
is it how many diferent guys i have or the amount of c**k i have.
be interesting to measure it in yards of c**k . :idea:
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I don't think they've put anything about gangbangs in weights and measures international standards
I reckon if I was having a gang bang anyway, I might be a bit busy to be counting/measuring.
I reckon if I was having a gang bang anyway, I might be a bit busy to be counting/measuring.
Sex God
can we have this is basic English please?
Sex God
f**k = fuck
c**k = cock
We know those words on here. We're adults and we fuck and play with cocks. Well, some of us do.
c**k = cock
We know those words on here. We're adults and we fuck and play with cocks. Well, some of us do.
Sex God
Quote by Scandal
some of you may no i'm having a gang bang
How would we know that?
It's your first post.
OOOOOOO Scandal did you look for where the gangbang was? Have you got your tape measure?
Casanova
Quote by towntart
be interesting to measure it in yards
I wish
cannot do the metric conversion
Sex God
Quote by Scandal
OOOOOOO Scandal did you look for where the gangbang was? Have you got your tape measure?
Caught red-handed Bev ! !
:lol: ps it's a yard stick
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
I don't think they've put anything about gangbangs in weights and measures international standards
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Next question is 'If I get 60 thrusts out of a 9 inch cock - does that count as 15 yards of cock or just 9"?' Just a thought.
Sex God
I think I ought to have a gang bang and set the standard
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
I think I ought to have a gang bang and set the standard
Hehehehehehehehehe, let's have a competition :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
I think I ought to have a gang bang and set the standard
Hehehehehehehehehe, let's have a competition :lol: :lol: :lol:
Talk about diffusing the source of your raw materials. 2 gang bangs=half the number of cocks at each. Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
I think I ought to have a gang bang and set the standard
Hehehehehehehehehe, let's have a competition :lol: :lol: :lol:
You 2 would, now where are the men????????? :lol:
Sex God
Quote by westerross
I think I ought to have a gang bang and set the standard
Hehehehehehehehehe, let's have a competition :lol: :lol: :lol:
Talk about diffusing the source of your raw materials. 2 gang bangs=half the number of cocks at each.Blue, he's right. We should pool our resources and have a double gang bang. :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by westerross
I think I ought to have a gang bang and set the standard
Hehehehehehehehehe, let's have a competition :lol: :lol: :lol:
Talk about diffusing the source of your raw materials. 2 gang bangs=half the number of cocks at each.Not at all. It's kind to share
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
I think I ought to have a gang bang and set the standard
Hehehehehehehehehe, let's have a competition :lol: :lol: :lol:
Talk about diffusing the source of your raw materials. 2 gang bangs=half the number of cocks at each.Blue, he's right. We should pool our resources and have a double gang bang. :twisted:
That is not what I meant!!!
Besides I just wouldn't be able to make up me mind (thinks 'I'm going to get kisses all 'round for this last statement or one helluva whacking'.......) Sex God
Would I whack you TE? Noooooooooooooooo. 
:kiss: :kiss:
:kiss: :kiss: Sex God
A double gang bang.... wooooo hooooo... come on lads, we need some help here..... :twisted:
Hey, I still haven't broken the world blow job record yet... all I need to do is to do more than 131 BJs in 7 hours.... sounds easy enough to me
8-) 8-)
Hey, I still haven't broken the world blow job record yet... all I need to do is to do more than 131 BJs in 7 hours.... sounds easy enough to me
8-) 8-) Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
A double gang bang.... wooooo hooooo... come on lads, we need some help here..... :twisted:
Hey, I still haven't broken the world blow job record yet... all I need to do is to do more than 131 BJs in 7 hours.... sounds easy enough to me
As long as you don't get 1 quickie and 130 stayers
:lol: So is this double gang bang a sort of aggregated thingy then?
Sex God
We all get a go with all the men :twisted: So it would be equal anyway
:twisted: So it would be equal anyway Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
We all get a go with all the men
So we're leaving the record breaking to next time then - OK by me :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Vix
My dad (bless him) tends to describe me to others as someone who "has had enough cock to make a handrail from here to Bombay".
What a beautiful concept! Must've been a flippin' long one to get over the Bosphorous though.
Warming the Bed
Quote by Vix
My dad (bless him) tends to describe me to others as someone who "has had enough cock to make a handrail from here to Bombay".
Your Dad is a star!!
Sex God
Take no notice, I've edited out the many measurements that wouldn't be usefull, l just leaving those that would
Definitions of many units, from Acres to Yards
Acre
Unit of area, equal to 4840 square yards. Still very much in use.
only usefull if you intend to adopt tunes method of counting each stroke
Bucket
Obscure unit of volume, equal to 4 gallons.
absolutely useless as a measure to you but might serve as a reminder when it comes to preperation of equipment
Butt
Unit of volume, usually for wine or beer. Can be 108 or 126 gallons, depending. No longer used.
again of little use unless.... :twisted:
Ell
Unit of length. Very, very old. The English ell should be taken as 45 inches, or a yard and a quarter, and the Scots ell is 37 inches. Very much not used.
very usefull and I would suggest that you avoid scottish guys if you don't want to be short changed.
Fathom
Unit of length, or rather depth, equal to 6 feet. Still encountered.
Only usefull if this is to take place whilsrt submerged
Firkin
Unit of volume, especially beer. Equals 9 gallons. Extremely popular in pub names!
a poor measure although it may well substitute as a polite expletive!
Foot
Unit of length. 12 inches, 3 feet to the yard. Very, very common.
this is the obvious choice in my opinion
Hand
Unit of length, or normally height, equal to 4 inches. Still (almost) universally used in England to measure horses.
lets hope not eh.
Inch
Very basic unit of length. 12 to the foot. Very much in use.
an old standard again one that I would use
Palm
Obscure unit of length. Equal to 3 inches.
Don't discard this one, it appears that there is usable length in a hand job.
Slug
Strange unit of weight - equal to pounds (av.) - see poundal.
not a usefull measure at all and more a description of those guys that turn up but make little effort
Span
Obscure unit of length - equal to 9 inches.
the magical nine that often turns out to be more a palm (see above) than a span.
Definitions of many units, from Acres to Yards
Acre
Unit of area, equal to 4840 square yards. Still very much in use.
only usefull if you intend to adopt tunes method of counting each stroke
Bucket
Obscure unit of volume, equal to 4 gallons.
absolutely useless as a measure to you but might serve as a reminder when it comes to preperation of equipment
Butt
Unit of volume, usually for wine or beer. Can be 108 or 126 gallons, depending. No longer used.
again of little use unless.... :twisted:
Ell
Unit of length. Very, very old. The English ell should be taken as 45 inches, or a yard and a quarter, and the Scots ell is 37 inches. Very much not used.
very usefull and I would suggest that you avoid scottish guys if you don't want to be short changed.
Fathom
Unit of length, or rather depth, equal to 6 feet. Still encountered.
Only usefull if this is to take place whilsrt submerged
Firkin
Unit of volume, especially beer. Equals 9 gallons. Extremely popular in pub names!
a poor measure although it may well substitute as a polite expletive!
Foot
Unit of length. 12 inches, 3 feet to the yard. Very, very common.
this is the obvious choice in my opinion
Hand
Unit of length, or normally height, equal to 4 inches. Still (almost) universally used in England to measure horses.
lets hope not eh.
Inch
Very basic unit of length. 12 to the foot. Very much in use.
an old standard again one that I would use
Palm
Obscure unit of length. Equal to 3 inches.
Don't discard this one, it appears that there is usable length in a hand job.
Slug
Strange unit of weight - equal to pounds (av.) - see poundal.
not a usefull measure at all and more a description of those guys that turn up but make little effort
Span
Obscure unit of length - equal to 9 inches.
the magical nine that often turns out to be more a palm (see above) than a span.
Sex God
Quote by Vix:shock: :shock:
My dad (bless him) tends to describe me to others as someone who "has had enough cock to make a handrail from here to Bombay".
Fuck me!
If my Dad knew we did this, I'd get a right ear bashing.
My dad (bless him) tends to describe me to others as someone who "has had enough cock to make a handrail from here to Bombay".
What a beautiful concept! Must've been a flippin' long one to get over the Bosphorous though.
Well provided there's enough material you can always make a detour through Russia...
Thomas x
