It's not like I'm asking for the Albert Hall packed to the rafters.... but it would be nice.
:D Hxx
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Sex God
I wouldn't hold you breath, Heather. If guys are as slow to volunteer for these things down your neck of the woods as they are in mine it will be months before you get enough members to call it a gang bang 
. Call me a cynic, but where are all these so-called horny blokes when you need 'em? 
. Call me a cynic, but where are all these so-called horny blokes when you need 'em? I'm beginning to agree with you ladies but to be fair I haven't put much effort into yet because I've been concentrating on something else and have let the original post slide down the board. I'll be able to give it my full attention from Monday and will start to drum up the support.
The original lady volunteer has asked that the date be moved to Saturday 27th September so that gives me three weeks to sort it out. I've also been contacted by a second lady (from the chatroom) who has declared an interest but is unsure about whether she would have the nerve to participate.
The surprising thing (maybe not a surprise to you) is that I've only been contacted by four guys. I'll be able to actively chase it from Monday and with a little help from the guys I already know I'm hoping to get at least ten reliable names together fairly quickly. I'll keep you posted.
The original lady volunteer has asked that the date be moved to Saturday 27th September so that gives me three weeks to sort it out. I've also been contacted by a second lady (from the chatroom) who has declared an interest but is unsure about whether she would have the nerve to participate.
The surprising thing (maybe not a surprise to you) is that I've only been contacted by four guys. I'll be able to actively chase it from Monday and with a little help from the guys I already know I'm hoping to get at least ten reliable names together fairly quickly. I'll keep you posted.
Sex God
Four guys? hmmm, dear o dear! What happened to the many guys who say they are testosterone-packed hunks who can go all night? Is there really just four?
COME ON GUYS!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
COME ON GUYS!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Just letting you know not all of us males are into gang bangs. I prefer to meet a lady or a 3some with a cpl. Gang bangs are a great fantasy but my guess is not many men actually want to participate in them. I am definately not scared of meeting a real woman but would not like to meet one as part of a gang bang. Everyonee to their own thing if it does happen enjoy yourselves 
Sex God
Yes, that is very true and I am not suggesting otherwise.
The point I'm making really, albeit in a light-hearted way, is that a lot of people (not just guys, and not just with gang bangs, gang bangs are just an example) say they're up for something than then bottle it. Of course, people are allowed to change their minds, but it seems that a lot of people simply either cannot make up their minds, or say they'll do it than then disappear when the time comes. When it keeps happening, it gets annoying
The point I'm making really, albeit in a light-hearted way, is that a lot of people (not just guys, and not just with gang bangs, gang bangs are just an example) say they're up for something than then bottle it. Of course, people are allowed to change their minds, but it seems that a lot of people simply either cannot make up their minds, or say they'll do it than then disappear when the time comes. When it keeps happening, it gets annoying
Sex God
Ask Steveg_nw, he seems to be arrangiing something - not sure what - I'm just an interested observer 8)
Yeah, personal perspective time again...
The first ad I placed on Swinging Heaven was for a driver to take me dogging. Within 4 minutes this frantically excited email landed in my inbox from this guy who said 'I'll be very happy to pick you up, fuck you in some woods then drive you anywhere you want to go...' The next reply I got came less than tow minutes later. It was the same bloke - but this time he pleaded forgiveness and that he was still waiting for his first swinging experience and his promise was all bollix!
I can appreciate that not all men like the idea of Gang Bangs... but you'd think a few guys would try it once just to see. After all, being in a crowd means you can slink away if you feel you're not enjoying yourself.
As it happens, a few more volunteers have stepped forward for the official Swinging Heaven Gang Bang - Southern Division... so watch this space.
Hxx
The first ad I placed on Swinging Heaven was for a driver to take me dogging. Within 4 minutes this frantically excited email landed in my inbox from this guy who said 'I'll be very happy to pick you up, fuck you in some woods then drive you anywhere you want to go...' The next reply I got came less than tow minutes later. It was the same bloke - but this time he pleaded forgiveness and that he was still waiting for his first swinging experience and his promise was all bollix!
I can appreciate that not all men like the idea of Gang Bangs... but you'd think a few guys would try it once just to see. After all, being in a crowd means you can slink away if you feel you're not enjoying yourself.
As it happens, a few more volunteers have stepped forward for the official Swinging Heaven Gang Bang - Southern Division... so watch this space.
Hxx
Ooh... I am muchly twitter pated and deep joy in the uppermost manifoldness your pleasures to recieve on this lovely morning....
As it happens, dark and shady dealings are taking place back stage and sometime in the next week or so I may have a date and place for this wonderous feast of carnel comedic capers.
Stay tuned folks....
Hxx
As it happens, dark and shady dealings are taking place back stage and sometime in the next week or so I may have a date and place for this wonderous feast of carnel comedic capers.
Stay tuned folks....
Hxx
Sex God
Ah, I see that the southerners are at least attempting to get organised . I think the northerners have some catching up to do. Steveg_nw - hope you have good organisational skills :wink:
. I think the northerners have some catching up to do. Steveg_nw - hope you have good organisational skills :wink: Sex God
Oh course, someone could take it upon themselves to organise something for the midlands too. We could have northern, southern and midland gang bang divisions. Then people from Scotland, Wales and Ireland would have to get in on the act too - blimey, the whole of Britain will be gang banging crazy soon :shock: - I wish
Sex God
Ha ha, well yes, we could all sign up for "guest appearances" at other divisions - no probs with that - nothing wrong with swapsies at all . Trouble is, all divisions have to be up and running first - that's the difficult bit
. Trouble is, all divisions have to be up and running first - that's the difficult bit 
Warming the Bed
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Oh course, someone could take it upon themselves to organise something for the midlands too. We could have northern, southern and midland gang bang divisions. Then people from Scotland, Wales and Ireland would have to get in on the act too - blimey, the whole of Britain will be gang banging crazy soon :shock: - I wish
Hmmm...with promotion, relegation, and maybe even a county championship! Sky Sports, are you watching??? How much shall we charge for the TV rights? TVs are you watching?
Sex God
How about a gang bang tournament every four years or so, that would make an interesting difference to the World cup or althletics. Imagine all the different categories we could create - straight, gay, lesbian strap-on, gang bang freestyle :shock: . Better get practicing :P
Sex God
Hmmm, well, I don't fancy getting it on with Sir Killalot or Sgt Bash, but whatever you do in the Midlands Division is entirely up to you
The kind of reply there from jessandbri that drives me nuts.
To me it reads "I can't be bothered to make the effort to get in touch with you so why don't you increase the size of your telephone bill by getting in touch with me."
I wonder if someone is going to ring him to see if he can be persuaded to grace their party with his presence. Yeh right!!
To me it reads "I can't be bothered to make the effort to get in touch with you so why don't you increase the size of your telephone bill by getting in touch with me."
I wonder if someone is going to ring him to see if he can be persuaded to grace their party with his presence. Yeh right!!
Sex God
The Gang Bang cup - hee hee :P Can't wait to see the league table results!
Sex God
As Northampton Man has offered to be the judge, and Jags an umpire, we still need some linespeople, a burger bar, and ooohhhh, maybe some sexy cheer leaders :P , then we're ready to get this show on the road 8)
