The electric gates at the bottom of my driveway have broken, so i had to climb ober the wall to get to my house. Within 3 minutes of getting in the police were outside 3 cars. thought i was breaking in,
They demanded i show ID to prove its my house.
For once they are doing something useful.
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Quote by The Shadow
The electric gates at the bottom of my driveway have broken, so i had to climb ober the wall to get to my house. Within 3 minutes of getting in the police were outside 3 cars. thought i was breaking in,
They demanded i show ID to prove its my house.
For once they are doing something useful.
'Ark at you with your driveway and electric gates.
I'd sack your groundsman, if I were you. 
Sex God
Did the police have to climb over the gates as well 
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Hang on to the males ones and I'll be round to check that the are genuine :twisted:
Have they got handcuffs, I know who I could use them on :twisted:
: Hang on to the males ones and I'll be round to check that the are genuine :twisted:
Have they got handcuffs, I know who I could use them on :twisted:
Quote by Vix
The electric gates at the bottom of my driveway have broken, so i had to climb ober the wall to get to my house. Within 3 minutes of getting in the police were outside 3 cars. thought i was breaking in,
They demanded i show ID to prove its my house.
For once they are doing something useful.
'Ark at you with your driveway and electric gates.
I'd sack your groundsman, if I were you. It's not funny I need to get a car out in the morning to go to play football!!!
Quote by The Shadow
The electric gates at the bottom of my driveway have broken, so i had to climb ober the wall to get to my house. Within 3 minutes of getting in the police were outside 3 cars. thought i was breaking in,
They demanded i show ID to prove its my house.
For once they are doing something useful.
'Ark at you with your driveway and electric gates.
I'd sack your groundsman, if I were you. It's not funny I need to get a car out in the morning to go to play football!!!
Poor bunny. :roll:
Quote by Vix
The electric gates at the bottom of my driveway have broken, so i had to climb ober the wall to get to my house. Within 3 minutes of getting in the police were outside 3 cars. thought i was breaking in,
They demanded i show ID to prove its my house.
For once they are doing something useful.
'Ark at you with your driveway and electric gates.
I'd sack your groundsman, if I were you. It's not funny I need to get a car out in the morning to go to play football!!!
Poor bunny. :roll:
I know the poor chaufer(spelling) will have nothing to do !!!
Quote by The Shadow
The electric gates at the bottom of my driveway have broken, so i had to climb ober the wall to get to my house. Within 3 minutes of getting in the police were outside 3 cars. thought i was breaking in,
They demanded i show ID to prove its my house.
For once they are doing something useful.
'Ark at you with your driveway and electric gates.
I'd sack your groundsman, if I were you. It's not funny I need to get a car out in the morning to go to play football!!!
Poor bunny. :roll:
I know the poor chaufer(spelling) will have nothing to do !!!
He'll have to spend his time cleaning your hood ornament instead. ;)
Sex God
Quote by The Shadow
ive got a pedal bike you can borrow
to make maters worse i have lot's of vodka to drink and no mixers, currently on vodka and orange squash... while i wait for a local company called booze brothers to deliver beer and mixers
might be a long wait if they can't get in
Sex God
Gates............................
Bloody 'ate 'im.
*Wanders off mumbling about useless windows crap* :lol: :lol:
Bloody 'ate 'im.
*Wanders off mumbling about useless windows crap*
:lol: :lol: 
Sex God
Quote by The Shadow
The electric gates at the bottom of my driveway have broken, so i had to climb ober the wall to get to my house. Within 3 minutes of getting in the police were outside 3 cars. thought i was breaking in,
They demanded i show ID to prove its my house.
For once they are doing something useful.
pah! these southern coppers don't know they're born. bet they was all sat there eating big macs, and first chance to stick on the blues and twos ((( technical jargon . . . lights and sirens! ;) ))) they're off like boy racers in T5's and stuff.
oop 'ere we have proper coppers. domestic burglary? ten a penny they are! barely worth a scribble in the old notebook. you might get a SOCO to take some piccies sometime tomorrow evening, but then again, you might not. climbing over gates indeed!
course i do appreciate brighton is a genteel kinda place, and most of the residents are a bit old to be clambering up ironwork and stuff, so no doubt things like that stand out a bit? ;)
neil x x x :P
Sex God
My burglars knocked my phone off the table and somehow hit the redial button, so a friend of mine got to listen to what was going on. She phoned the police and told them that a burglary was in progress and gave them my address. Two officers arrived nearly three days later and asked me for a description of the culprits. When I explained that I was 200 miles away at the time they said "So what do you expect us to do about it?"
Fuck all is what I expected them to do, and fuck all is precisely what they did.
Fuck all is what I expected them to do, and fuck all is precisely what they did.
Sex God
Quote by The Shadow
have now had five mates climb in, and three climb out and they have not been back. I will however be writting a ketter to thank my local neighbourhood watch group!!!
I am now intrigued to know if the three that climbed out were part of the five that climbed in, or were the three that climbed out already there before the five climbed in, giving a total of eight plus you making nine at one point.
I only ask because I am still concerned that the booze brothers (mentioned earlier) who are delivering your beer and mixers are going to be pretty pissed at humping more crates up and over the gate than you actually require.
As someone who delivers crates for a living and has to negotiate various barriers, it would be a nice gesture to clear this up for my fellow delivery boys who I suspect from their name, will probably be kitted out in dark suits, dark glasses and dark hats, making the ascent even more tricky.
Iwould also be interested if any more people climb in or out, before the gates are fixed, as this has the makings of a very good seasonal song with lyrics along the lines of the old
'hokey cokey'...................song
sort of like...
you put the paper boy in.........
you put the milkman out..........
in out in out shake it about.....
you do the hokey cokey......
and you scale the gate......
thats what it's alll about.......
all together now
ohhhh lets get up and over....
ohhh lets get up and over......
ohhh lets get up and over........
up and overrrr..... the gates gates gates...
repeat as nescessary
Sex God
:rotflmao: I just actually sang that out loud as I was reading it!!! (and will now probably be singing it for the rest of the day )Shadow... how come down there you can get 24hr booze delivery (btw do they do fags as well?) But can't find someone to come out and fix your gate?
(although I do know what my priority would be) so they were at your place while a friend of mine was being put into intensive care, by 3 mindless yobs , it took brighton police 45 minutes to turn up, and by this time he was in hospital, being treated for fractured skull, shattered eye socket, 2 broken ribs and a shattered right hand....yep they stamped on his hand whilst he was unconsious.
makes you wonder where priorities lay
makes you wonder where priorities lay
Sex God
Quote by teppic
so they were at your place while a friend of mine was being put into intensive care, by 3 mindless yobs , it took brighton police 45 minutes to turn up, and by this time he was in hospital, being treated for fractured skull, shattered eye socket, 2 broken ribs and a shattered right hand....yep they stamped on his hand whilst he was unconsious.
makes you wonder where priorities lay
Sorrry to hear about your mate.
Does make the blood boil though :x
G x
Sex God
Quote by teppic
so they were at your place while a friend of mine was being put into intensive care, by 3 mindless yobs , it took brighton police 45 minutes to turn up, and by this time he was in hospital, being treated for fractured skull, shattered eye socket, 2 broken ribs and a shattered right hand....yep they stamped on his hand whilst he was unconsious.
makes you wonder where priorities lay
damn! do you sometimes despair of people? teppic what can you say. it would almost be a joke wouldn't it, 'cept it ain't bloody funny. 3 cars for a suspected property crime in minutes, against that?
hope he's ok soon enough
neil x x x ;)
Quote by teppic
so they were at your place while a friend of mine was being put into intensive care, by 3 mindless yobs , it took brighton police 45 minutes to turn up, and by this time he was in hospital, being treated for fractured skull, shattered eye socket, 2 broken ribs and a shattered right hand....yep they stamped on his hand whilst he was unconsious.
makes you wonder where priorities lay
:x :x
A similar (though not as sever) thing happened to me.
Out on a nice night out with work, went for a taxi, woke up in the back of an Ambulance! And never saw one F@**ing copper.
I had to go to them , and even then they didnt give a shite!
But, as for the electric gates - I am no "elecric gate expert" but there is surely a manual overide on those things for just such an instance?
Imagine a power blackout ano a fine summers day in that neighbourhood - all those convertible Astons and Bentleys stuck indoors :shock:
Vodka in freezer (when not in hand) - Blazing Saddles on DVD - could suffer it out
Quote by teppic
so they were at your place while a friend of mine was being put into intensive care, by 3 mindless yobs , it took brighton police 45 minutes to turn up, and by this time he was in hospital, being treated for fractured skull, shattered eye socket, 2 broken ribs and a shattered right hand....yep they stamped on his hand whilst he was unconsious.
makes you wonder where priorities lay
I'm very sorrry to hear about your friend but I did not expect 3 police cars to turn up.
Quote by joe08
Hmmmmm No back door?
Maybe the back door is attached to the house, that is surrounded by a wall, with the only access being said Electic Gates??
We do have some posh gits in our midst you know. Very elitest community this.........
Me I am a common Northerner............... so just live in an old mining house, and I consider myself lucky to have glass in my windows :lol:
