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GENTLEMEN BEWARE

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The following is an important announcement... :small-print:
Police warn all clubbers, partygoers, and unsuspecting bar regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A new drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men.
The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs."
"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.
After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer," men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."
Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.
Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.
For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.
Next time we're out lad, you watch my back and I'll watch yours. That is terrifying!!!
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You've done it again.
All the jokes you post do make me laugh. Do you stay up all night thinking of them? If so you must be very tired.
Whenever I look through the posts and see a post by your good selves I know that I'm going to read something that will bring a smile to my face.
glad u enjoy them i try to join in the fun
harry_n_wendy Wrote:-
"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

I just wish I could find a female to pay for my "beer". never mind providing the sex. lol
Harry0
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harry_n_wendy, you certainly do know how to make ppl laugh. make me laugh all the time with your jokes. keep them coming. biggrin
lol :lol: :lol:
That happened to me, but it must have been the deluxe version because I ended up marrying her !!!!! :shock: :shock:
Should I go to the police and report her???? lol :lol: :lol:
I must get a bigger handbag so I can carry a six pack in it.
That way if I can't get a guy of my own, I could possibly beat some one off what they have picked up!!!!!!!!!
TS
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Should I go to the police and report her????

Bring her to the station, and Detective Sergeant DJohn will begin a full investigation.
(anyone got a police uniform I could borrow?)
Reminds me of the night I lost my virginity *shudder*
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