Voddy tells me she's broken a bone in her hand, but assures me it's not the hand she uses for w***ing
Apparently she tripped and fell, although she was quick (too quick IMHO lol) to point out that she wasn't pissed at the time - shame really, being a trifle intoxicated may have softened the fall and perhaps not broken her bones
Hope you soon master the art of typing with one hand
Tracy-Jayne