OOPS! Well, it HAD to happen sooner or later, didn't it? I was taking a walk with my lover along a lovely little country footpath when the urge overtook us and we decided to make the lost of the good weather and secluded spot. Unfortunately, just as we got to the good bit, we discovered it wasn't as secluded as we thought and a woman on horseback rode past. I bent over hurriedly to hide my face as my lover was already in a position to hide and the horse cantered off.
Luckily nothing came of it, no irate members of the public, no police cars 'just happening' to drive past the lane and stop to check out my car. What is the general advice in case things DID turn unpleasant? I'd rather not attract too much attention to ourselves as we are married, just not to each other!
Thanks in advance,
Dixon.