A man from the council of milkmen (or whatever it's really called) has just been on the radio trying to encourage people to "use" their local milkman, and I couldn't help thinking about the obvious, and wondering whether it actually happens.
Has anyone here actually been knobbed by (or knobbed!) their milkman? Or milkwoman, paperboy, papergirl, pizza deliverer, meter reader, Jehovah's Witness etc. Or is anyone some kind of door-to-door visitor, and if so do you get lucky?
We've certainly had fantasies in that direction, but in actual fact they're never really that attractive, and they always seem to be in a hurry...
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On the note of 'saving the milkman' I can understand campaigns to get us to use them again so many people don't now, me included. My old one doesn't speak to me anymore because I cancelled the milk we just weren't drinking it.
I'm all in favour of trying to retain our old style providers, I regularly go to a local butchers for my meat (fnarrr!) and I now go to a proper greengrocer for fruit and veg, it's much cheaper and fresher.
On the note of having a fantasy about these people..well... my old milkman had no teeth and smelt of BO! My window cleaner is about to retire and no sorry I don't fantasise over him
However, there has been the odd courier delivering parcels that I've thought
hwoar: but wouldn't ever do anything about it.
A fantasy should be just that otherwise what would we dream about? :rascal:
I'm all in favour of trying to retain our old style providers, I regularly go to a local butchers for my meat (fnarrr!) and I now go to a proper greengrocer for fruit and veg, it's much cheaper and fresher.
On the note of having a fantasy about these people..well... my old milkman had no teeth and smelt of BO! My window cleaner is about to retire and no sorry I don't fantasise over him
However, there has been the odd courier delivering parcels that I've thought
hwoar: but wouldn't ever do anything about it.A fantasy should be just that otherwise what would we dream about? :rascal:
Sex God
i dont have a milk man or local butcher now (i live within 10 min walking distance of 3 large supermarkets)
but as for being "knobbed by"
milkman
company reps (selling things)
workmen (working on the house)
window cleaner
meter reader
removal men
gardener
an inspector :shock:
i could go on but its starting to look bad
but as for being "knobbed by"
milkman
company reps (selling things)
workmen (working on the house)
window cleaner
meter reader
removal men
gardener
an inspector :shock:
i could go on but its starting to look bad
Quote by X_fanny_x
i dont have a milk man or local butcher now (i live within 10 min walking distance of 3 large supermarkets)
but as for being "knobbed by"
milkman
company reps (selling things)
workmen (working on the house)
window cleaner
meter reader
removal men
gardener
an inspector :shock:
i could go on but its starting to look bad
how about an electrician
Sex God
Quote by robhambledon
how about an electrician
also an electrician
infact there was more than one :shock: Quote by tomu
good work! An inspector? What like, police inspector?
nope not a police inspector but a housing inspector
ops:i knew posting this was guna be a bad idea :doh:
Quote by X_fanny_x
how about an electrician
also an electrician
infact there was more than one :shock: Quote by tomu
good work! An inspector? What like, police inspector?
nope not a police inspector but a housing inspector
ops:i knew posting this was guna be a bad idea :doh:
Ace! I wish I was a tradesman in your neighbourhood. Need any... erm... I dunno... plumbing?
Sex God
Quote by tomu
how about an electrician
also an electrician
infact there was more than one :shock: Quote by tomu
good work! An inspector? What like, police inspector?
nope not a police inspector but a housing inspector
ops:i knew posting this was guna be a bad idea :doh:
Ace! I wish I was a tradesman in your neighbourhood. Need any... erm... I dunno... plumbing?
al the plumbing/electrics etc in the house in under 6 month old and working fine :cry: :cry: i do have a leaking washing machine though :oops:
Sex God
Quote by X_fanny_x
how about an electrician
also an electrician
infact there was more than one :shock: Quote by tomu
good work! An inspector? What like, police inspector?
nope not a police inspector but a housing inspector
ops:i knew posting this was guna be a bad idea :doh:bet the electrician got a shock
Quote by Marya_Northeast
I tried it on with my window cleaner but he was having none of it.
he sends his kids now to collect the money.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:You're just priceless you are
:rotflmao:I spent all my time chasing the window cleaner around the house
Him outside and me inside :? Every room he got to, I was there trying to shovel all the mess right under the window, so he couldn't see it from his side and I looked like Miss Houseproud 
Then we would be on to the next room, like a race :lol2: Except for when my eldest was about 2, she also followed the window cleaner about to wave at him....... Trouble is, where she stood on all the hidden mess, she looked like a very very tall 2 year old :shock: practically face to face with the window cleaner :shock:As for my experiences - they all arrive a bit early :? (workmen I mean, not my experiences :? ) Always get caught by workmen when I'm sporting greasy hair (undyed, grey skunk effect stripe down the middle), no make up, a glowing spot, big (home only) glasses and my "comfy" dressing gown (v. old :? ):?
I don't even get to notice how good/bad looking they are, cos pre-occupied with trying to flick hair over to look slightly less greasy and more flyaway :? (and cover grey skunk stripe :? ), while trying to cover the dinner blob on dressing gown from previous night :? :? :?
Not much luck in the knobbling department I'm afraid, really must try to get up and dressed early on my days off :? :? :?
Sex God
Quote by tomu
:-) well given the good relations you seem to keep with the local tradesmen, I'm sure you'll have no difficulty finding someone to service you.
It. I mean it.
(and I bet you find it a hell of a lot easier to find a plumber or an electrician than I do. Guess it pays to tip well...)
i dont know ive never paid them
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When ever someone comes to deliver their package here they never ring or knock (even if you're in) and just leave a deposit on the doorstep.
Makes me glad it's just the mail.
Makes me glad it's just the mail.
Sex God
Quote by tomu
i dont know ive never paid them
The best kind of payment.
...how does that work? do you say, "Well, I could give you some money, or do you fancy a shag?" Or do you just seduce them, and then they don't have the nerve to ask for cash as well?
Wicked.
the latter
