wonder if anyone elses first time was like this??
Sorry this maybe a long story!!
May 2007.....Joined this swinging site today called Swinging Heaven....god knows what made us do it. was all a bit of a drunken heat of the moment thin!! :eeek: what HAVE we done??
1 week later...... was having a mooch round the site, and found someone advertising a house party in September, and its localish to us. Have took the bull by the horns and asked for an invite (what on earth posessed me to do it, I'll never know...im usually such a shy thing :lol: ), but being newbies we may not be accepted, so no need to worry there.
A few days later.....omg omg, we have been told we can go to the party :shock: yikes...didnt expect that....flippin 'eck what do we do, what do we say. whats the ettiquette, we wont know anyone.......still its not till september, so we will probably have chickened out of the swinging lark looooong before then!!
August 2007....well we are still here......better think about getting some stuff for this party, as its themed schooldays (god I hope I'm not the only one in school uniform) Managed to get some good stuff from Ebay....a fab red PVC corset, and black pvc skirt, and some killer FM shoes.....hope I can walk in em, its ages since I wore heels :lol:
VERY fast forward to 20th September 2007....... Right thats the kids places to sleep all sorted, all off to different family members - as far as everyones concerned we're off to a fundraising 'do; .....should I be worried about how easily the lie tripped off my tongue :shock: Lying to your mum tho!!, wonder if I will get to heaven for that one :lol:
21st September...last minute shopping for bits for the party....make sure Ive got all the important bits....school tie -check, lollipop - check, catapult - check.
Cant sleep tonight, I'm too nervous, and things are playing on my mind.....hells bells, what are we doing?? I SO want to go to this, but being shy I am nervous as hell.
22nd September - morning Got all my normal domestic stuff to do today...a normal day in paradise...kids to feed, chores to do, fights to referee. Visit my nan today with the kids as we usually do, and the kids being excited at sleeping out, tell her all about it. She asks me where we are going, and the fundraiser do story pops out of my mouth once again!! She says I am a good girl for doing my bit to help a good cause :eeek: lying to my nan now, wonder what the penalty for that is up there :lol:
Right, kids are all gone, I have promised to make a cake for the party......dont know if its the done thing to take the hosts something......but I will anyway, I always do take something to show my appreciation wherever I go. Why didnt I find out about whats the right thing to do.....I dont wanna make a right tit of myself :lol:
Will just have a teensy little nap, to make sure I can last the night....just 20 minutes or so......
OH CRAP!!! slept for 2 hours :eeek: I am gonna have to get my arse into gear AND ive still gotta finish the cake.....Right whip the cream...... its not thickening...turbo boost the whisk....SHIT ...got cream all up the bloody wall......ah feck it havent got time to clean it now, will have to sort it later on!!.
Right thats me shower done...all scrubbed, shaved, tweaked buffed and moisturised. Bit of that sunglow moisturising stuff as I dont want to look like a pvc wrapped snowball
Into my PVC stuff...looks ok....I think I look marginally sexy
Make up now.......drat, why do i ALWAYS blob my eyelid with mascara, when Im rushing??...fix that and do other eye...FFS done it again...at this rate I am gonna look like Alice Cooper...more haste less speed :lol: Lippy now....god my hands are shaking and Ive dropped my lippy all down my leg, got a big streak of 'voluptuous rouge' down me leg.Put on the rest of my stuff...school shirt, school tie and put my hair in pigtails...... still hoping like mad I'm not the only one derssed up like this...I will die of embarassment if I am!! :lol:
First wearing of the luscious FM shoes....omg, i hope i can manage to walk in these, its a long time since I wore heels , let alone monster 4 inch ones haha!!
FFS this pvc seemed like a good idea at the time, I am already sweating like a pig in a sausage factory....or for the vegetarians among us, an avocado in a guacamole factory :D I have to put on a long 'outside' skirt on for the walk to and from the car to hide my legs...the neighbours will want thrilling not killing :lol:
In the car now....make sure we have got everything....oh crap, nearly drove off with the blooady cake on the car roof!!
Ooooohhh the gentle floaty butterflies, have turned into ruddy great bats with sharp stabby teeth!
We dont speak for most of the journey there, but I know Mr Bone, who has a very calm exterior, is just as nervous as I am......my mind had gone up a gear into over drive now....what will we say, what will we do, how do you make the first move, what if no one like us.....what if we make a big faux pas, what if I'm a crap shag, what if Mr Bone doesnt enjoy himself, or no one likes him.......what if I fart during sex...never happened before, but knowing my luck it will happen tonight in a house full of strangers :eeek: what if, what if, what if................
OMG OMG OMG !!!!! we are here.......oh god....wonder where the house is, hope were not early/late.....ah I see a group of people...women in black high heels and stockings with long coats...and pigtails in, and fellas with large carrier bags of booze. I can hardly walk in these shoes....hope I dont go A over T...please god dont let me trip and drop the cake....let me look casual and confident...and PLEASE let me stop sweating :lol:
shit...Mr Bone is knocking now....too late to back out, as I can see someone coming to answer the door....
wish me luck folks I'm going in!........ :lol:
for the record, I had the best time ever, and it was an amazing party :D :lol:
you looked fab as well and was great to meet u
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took me till this evening to work up the energy to re type it!
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