getting the wife to do anal

1 Feb 2006

I hate to point the obvious out.... but get a smal vibrator and take it slowly whilst "doin her from behind" as you eloquently put it.
But have to agree - i pitty the poor woman.

1 Feb 2006

Quote by michal_and_dee
OK can anyone help me out here. How do I get my wife to take it in the ass. She's not averse to having a finger poked in there when I'm doing her doggy style, but always refuses when I suggest cock.
Any experienced takers offering help might be appreciated

As an experienced taker (?), it would seem that your wifehas enough of an "ass" problem without you "getting her" to take it anally. :doh:
Did you ever ask her if she actually wanted anal sex, or did you just assume that because you wanted it, she must?
Ask your wife to get you to take strap-on up your own ass first, then see if you're as keen to inflict yourself on your wife.
But talk to her, not us!
banghead

1 Feb 2006

Quote by RidingMountains2
...But have to agree - i pitty the poor woman.

Why pity her???
According to Mr michal_and_dee
Ms michal_and_dee is gonna be in for the best sex she's ever had!!! :crazy:

1 Feb 2006

lol "ass problem"......nice one hugs1

1 Feb 2006

FFs....where is he??????

1 Feb 2006

Quote by Lilmiss
FFs....where is he??????

Just checked and his profile says last on line 22 hours ago I don't think his mum is letting him on the net tonight rotflmao

1 Feb 2006

ah that "last online" thing always lies.......

1 Feb 2006

Either way it looks like he's got to do his home work before he's allowed out to play smile

but i'm sure he will take all this on the chin and post a well worded and viable response to all our little quip's about his selfishnes sorry dilema confused

1 Feb 2006

i know one way that might make her more recptive to the idea but im not gonna give my "tricks up my sleeve" away lol

1 Feb 2006

I reckon he has been online.... checked this out..... without logging in..... and thought.....
"f**k it".... Ive made a right :censored: of myself.... I aint replying to that lot!!!!

1 Feb 2006

wonder if he is paying to get this kind of reception? lol

1 Feb 2006

I couldn't help noticing two posts on the second page of this thread advocating the of this man.
Non-consensual sex is abhorrent in all circumstances, and had the subject been female, those now calling for him to be violated would no doubt have been the first to complain. mad

1 Feb 2006

i think those two ladies were being ironic somehow ice pie.........good point though a bloke wouldnt dare joke about that subject in here.

2 Feb 2006

Quote by easyease
i know one way that might make her more recptive to the idea but im not gonna give my "tricks up my sleeve" away

Blimey Easy :shock: How do you do anal up your sleeve? Or are you just boasting? cool

2 Feb 2006

im just talking shit.......(pun intended)

2 Feb 2006

Quote by Scandal
IMO he should be laid down and certain females :rascal: off this site use a strap on , on him,

sounds like a bl***y good idea to me!!
And me ;)
And Me !! :twisted:

2 Feb 2006

I think Ice Pie is right. Descriptions of anal don't help with his request. Which was rather crude and bungled, but not designed to be abusive.
If she has vowed never to do it, its unlikely she willl. If she's willing to 'try anything once', you may get your chance.

2 Feb 2006

FFS
What I wrote was ment as a JOKE
There is no way what so ever, I personally would do anything to anyone against their wishes or ever advise anyone else to do something to anyone against their wishes.........................
Lighten up some of you please, it was ment as a joke.

2 Feb 2006

Quote by Sarah
FFS
What I wrote was ment as a JOKE
There is no way what so ever, I personally would do anything to anyone against their wishes or ever advise anyone else to do something to anyone against their wishes.........................
Lighten up some of you please, it was ment as a joke.

:thumbup:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

2 Feb 2006

About time this one bottomed out....
This thread is a right pain in the arse !!!!

2 Feb 2006

ahh but now you've just put it at the top again rotflmao

:doh:

3 Feb 2006

oh bugger !!!

3 Feb 2006

Quote by phillstarr
yet another one........... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
good first post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
with the tact and deplomacy you have shown on here, i`m supprised she ain`t begged you too

:giggle:

3 Feb 2006

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
whats your idea of foreplay raunchy confused

:
"brace yourself " :?:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

3 Feb 2006

'Blue Peter' foreplay.
here's one I've already prepared..............................

3 Feb 2006

So my guess is you have asked her, she said NO!
Then you asked again, she said NO!
So how many times do you ask before you push it to far and become such a pain in the ass that she walks?

3 Feb 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
just superglue her hands to the bedposts and take a long run up, jobs a good un :thumbup:

3 Days, 4 pages of flameing and still no show from our elusive poster I think some one may have superglued the wrong thing to the bedpost :shock:

3 Feb 2006

To be really honest i agree with Hornyguylondon.....i don't see the point in this being open anymore.... do u???
He obviously ain't that interested......
Or do u think he is to scared

3 Feb 2006

Scared, yes think so?
Travis
xx
Then again and name was '..and dee'. Do you think she read it and has had his PC rights cut off?