Getting to the edge

8 Apr 2008

Sometimes youu need a danned good shag session don't ya. I mean one in which you been thinking about it for hours and your bollox are aching and your cocks thinking its working a multi-gym between your legs!. Ladies you must get the same but a woman version i dont know throbbing somethings and wetter wet bits I guess
There you are getting down and dirty having a great session fluids boiling over almost .... Almost! Whatever you do you seem to get to the edge and and and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOLLOX back away from it then again AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOLLOX x2 not quite over the edge. On and on it goes you know theres about 4 litres of the stuff trying its best to fly out the end but it aint doing it.
Well after 37 hours of trying you give up don't you? Well I do. I just think f*ck it let the world suffer, because temper is directly related to quantity of unreleased spu*k! Its Science. Just think volcano.. Matter of fact if everyone had a communal 'successful' fluidic release before the first shots(no-pun biggrin

) were fired, there would be no wars!
Oh yeah this topic is talking bollox no honest it is :D

8 Apr 2008

no not bollox.. Jay's like this once a month (after the female event if you know what I mean)... it's well worth waiting for and sometimes if events take over it can be 2 weeks and we feel like we've just met all over again. Last month it was twice in one night, early morning call and again the following afternoon! lol

his 'bollox' were well and truely drained after that!
For me, I have trouble reaching an orgasm if it's been a while. I know this sounds weird but I get 'over' turned on and my little rose bud goes into overdrive and kind of freezes! :shock: I come eventually and after that I keep coming for days! wink

Oooh oooh I'm feeling a bit of a throb now Lostie! evil

9 Apr 2008

Quote by jaymar
I know this sounds weird but I get 'over' turned on and my little rose bud goes into overdrive and kind of freezes! :shock: I come eventually and after that I keep coming for days!
Oooh oooh I'm feeling a bit of a throb now Lostie!

You must be running Rosebud V3.2, it’s notoriously easy to freeze the system and I should know because Fire runs the same software. Hours and hours of manual inputting with no discernable activity, then BAM! The system crashes and we have to reboot.

9 Apr 2008

Oooooo some guys actually have to ask for permission to cum ya know Lost... maybe your subbie?? lol

9 Apr 2008

Quote by Stormwalker
I know this sounds weird but I get 'over' turned on and my little rose bud goes into overdrive and kind of freezes! :shock: I come eventually and after that I keep coming for days!
Oooh oooh I'm feeling a bit of a throb now Lostie!

You must be running Rosebud V3.2, it’s notoriously easy to freeze the system and I should know because Fire runs the same software. Hours and hours of manual inputting with no discernable activity, then BAM! The system crashes and we have to reboot.
By what means do you reboot?? :rascal:

9 Apr 2008

Quote by jaymar
I know this sounds weird but I get 'over' turned on and my little rose bud goes into overdrive and kind of freezes! :shock: I come eventually and after that I keep coming for days!
Oooh oooh I'm feeling a bit of a throb now Lostie!

You must be running Rosebud V3.2, it’s notoriously easy to freeze the system and I should know because Fire runs the same software. Hours and hours of manual inputting with no discernable activity, then BAM! The system crashes and we have to reboot.
By what means do you reboot?? :rascal:
It usually means grabbing the nearest buzzy thing to hand and not giving up til the job's done redface

9 Apr 2008

Quote by anais
Oooooo some guys actually have to ask for permission to cum ya know Lost... maybe your subbie??

No way!! are there really sub blokes :shock: confused

9 Apr 2008

Quote by firelizard
I know this sounds weird but I get 'over' turned on and my little rose bud goes into overdrive and kind of freezes! :shock: I come eventually and after that I keep coming for days!
Oooh oooh I'm feeling a bit of a throb now Lostie!

You must be running Rosebud V3.2, it’s notoriously easy to freeze the system and I should know because Fire runs the same software. Hours and hours of manual inputting with no discernable activity, then BAM! The system crashes and we have to reboot.
By what means do you reboot?? :rascal:
It usually means grabbing the nearest buzzy thing to hand and not giving up til the job's done redface

I have been there biggrin

I usually have the TV remote and a handy snack within reach for these moments. And isn't it a pain when you have to swap arms through cramp :lol2:

9 Apr 2008

Quote by Lost
I have been there I usually have the TV remote and a handy snack within reach for these moments. And isn't it a pain when you have to swap arms through cramp :lol2:

All that work has a positive side though, I can crack walnuts with my index fingers lol

9 Apr 2008

Quote by Lost
I know this sounds weird but I get 'over' turned on and my little rose bud goes into overdrive and kind of freezes! :shock: I come eventually and after that I keep coming for days!
Oooh oooh I'm feeling a bit of a throb now Lostie!

You must be running Rosebud V3.2, it’s notoriously easy to freeze the system and I should know because Fire runs the same software. Hours and hours of manual inputting with no discernable activity, then BAM! The system crashes and we have to reboot.
By what means do you reboot?? :rascal:
It usually means grabbing the nearest buzzy thing to hand and not giving up til the job's done redface

I have been there biggrin

I usually have the TV remote and a handy snack within reach for these moments. And isn't it a pain when you have to swap arms through cramp :lol2:
Yeah well there's a rise in the % of women suffering from RS syndrome.. (Repetitive Strain)...hmmmm wonder why? lol

9 Apr 2008

I get a right snit on when I get like that.....it takes me ages to reach an orgasm anyway,
but if I can feel that im skating round the 'rim' of one (scuse the pun) and cant get there, i get all huffy...
not with Mr B but with myself for my body not fookin doing what it bloody well should do mad

9 Apr 2008

Quote by Bonedigger
I get a right snit on when I get like that.....it takes me ages to reach an orgasm anyway,
but if I can feel that im skating round the 'rim' of one (scuse the pun) and cant get there, i get all huffy...
not with Mr B but with myself for my body not fookin doing what it bloody well should do

My jojo is exactly the same!! and I thought it was just her!

9 Apr 2008

Quote by Lost
Sometimes youu need a danned good shag session don't ya. I mean one in which you been thinking about it for hours and your bollox are aching and your cocks thinking its working a multi-gym between your legs!. Ladies you must get the same but a woman version i dont know throbbing somethings and wetter wet bits I guess
There you are getting down and dirty having a great session fluids boiling over almost .... Almost! Whatever you do you seem to get to the edge and and and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOLLOX back away from it then again AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOLLOX x2 not quite over the edge. On and on it goes you know theres about 4 litres of the stuff trying its best to fly out the end but it aint doing it.
Well after 37 hours of trying you give up don't you? Well I do. I just think f*ck it let the world suffer, because temper is directly related to quantity of unreleased spu*k! Its Science. Just think volcano.. Matter of fact if everyone had a communal 'successful' fluidic release before the first shots(no-pun) were fired, there would be no wars!
Oh yeah this topic is talking bollox no honest it is :D

Lost...You ever thought about writing a novel? lol

Here Jackie Collins is looking for a number two!! :lol:

9 Apr 2008

Quote by Rogue_trader
I get a right snit on when I get like that.....it takes me ages to reach an orgasm anyway,
but if I can feel that im skating round the 'rim' of one (scuse the pun) and cant get there, i get all huffy...
not with Mr B but with myself for my body not fookin doing what it bloody well should do

My jojo is exactly the same!! and I thought it was just her!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I've read this about 3 times and I've only just realised that you are referring to your partner!!! :doh:

9 Apr 2008

Quote by firelizard
I get a right snit on when I get like that.....it takes me ages to reach an orgasm anyway,
but if I can feel that im skating round the 'rim' of one (scuse the pun) and cant get there, i get all huffy...
not with Mr B but with myself for my body not fookin doing what it bloody well should do

My jojo is exactly the same!! and I thought it was just her!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I've read this about 3 times and I've only just realised that you are referring to your partner!!! :doh:
Me too! I though rogue was on about his Mojo lol took me a while. biggrin

BTW wtf is a mojo
confused

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9 Apr 2008

Quote by Lost
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BTW wtf is a mojo
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tut Lost, its easy...everyone knows what a mojo is.....a mojo is.....well its your.....um.....its when....erm..... well er
right a mojois your zone, or your roll (as in "youre on a ....") or your applecart (as in....youve upset my/I'm in my......") or your campfire (as in...."thats just pissed on my....."
like when Mr B decides hes coming shopping with me, he doesnt want to, he hates it, but he wants to keep an eye (for that read REIGN IN) my spending :shock:
He doesnt shop the way I do (does any man shop the way a woman does) He tuts, he huffs, he rolls his eyes, he doesnt browse 20 shops looking for the best bargain then return to the first one, he checks his watch all the time and asks am I nearly done yet....
in short HE SPOILS MY 'SHOPPING MOJO'
There are different mojos....like when u are ragging hell out of your air guitar or air drums to your fave track when you think no ones looking....THATS a mojo
or when you are watching your fave film of all time and are lost in the action, mentally saying the script in your head cos you know it off by heart....THATS a mojo
see told ya it was easily and simply explained wink

:lol: :lol:

9 Apr 2008

I've had a certain young gentleman get me very close to the edge this afternoon just by talking to me. Christ knows what's gonna happen when we meet up! redface

9 Apr 2008

horrible when ya got someone there saying hurry up n cum hurry up am waiting hurry up mad

:x :x :x :x like i aint fecking trying rolleyes

10 Apr 2008

Quote by X_fanny_x
horrible when ya got someone there saying hurry up n cum hurry up am waiting hurry up :x :x :x :x like i aint fecking trying

amen to that Fanny!!

10 Apr 2008

Quote by Bonedigger

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BTW wtf is a mojo
: snip

its easy...
:shock: Is it?
Flippen eck Easy, you kept that quiet. cool

10 Apr 2008

Does anyone else find that the longer it takes them to go over the edge the more intense the orgasm and the louder they are when it happens dunno

10 Apr 2008

The higher the climb, the further to fall.
H.x

10 Apr 2008

Quote by Dawnie
Does anyone else find that the longer it takes them to go over the edge the more intense the orgasm and the louder they are when it happens

works either way for me it can turn into one hell of a orgasm or a tiny little one when ya left thinking all that effort for what :dunno:

10 Apr 2008

Quote by X_fanny_x
Does anyone else find that the longer it takes them to go over the edge the more intense the orgasm and the louder they are when it happens

works either way for me it can turn into one hell of a orgasm or a tiny little one when ya left thinking all that effort for what :dunno:
Definately the louder variety for me. Although I've had a wank that lasted atleast 40 minutes that was a pretty pathetic result, but generally speaking its the louder more intense for me.

10 Apr 2008

Quote by Dawnie
Does anyone else find that the longer it takes them to go over the edge the more intense the orgasm and the louder they are when it happens

When I was younger (before you Mrs Classy) I spent a long time wanking one day (as you do!). I kept taking myself to the point of cumming then stopping. Did this about 6 or 7 times. When I did finally let go it was certainly very intense and messy!! :wanker:
Not quite taking longer to go over the edge but I thought I'd share that...sure you all feel better knowing that! lol
P

11 Apr 2008

If I have a kink.... I suppose it is that I do like to keep a guy on the edge, depending on my mood etc... or maybe I just like to see a guy beg for release? lol

:lol: :lol: wink