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getting vouched? Does that require frolicking first??

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Quote by kizzy2
Due to europen rights and laws I have to mention that becasue of the new act for equality al those with dyslexia will join the head of the queue!

Cool! THat's me back at the front again!!! lol
Mal
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lam eno ecin
Right that's it - I'm going all Yellow Pages. My new name is:

AAATune Essence
Quote by kizzy2
lam eno ecin

Tahw ro looc? lol
Lam
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well how about i put numbers at the front of mine??
1chief moo, surely that would cum first?
Hmmmm, shouldn't geography feature more in this equation? Since we are so obviously the nearest people to Kizzy, We think we should be first in the queue. Plus, we're nearer to the front than some of you bloody dyslexic people so it just makes more sense biggrin
Coooooeeeeeeeeee Kizzy, Sheffield here (near Meadowhell) lol
Quote by freckledbird
Hmmmm, shouldn't geography feature more in this equation? Since we are so obviously the nearest people to Kizzy, We think we should be first in the queue. Plus, we're nearer to the front than some of you bloody dyslexic people so it just makes more sense biggrin
Coooooeeeeeeeeee Kizzy, Sheffield here (near Meadowhell) lol

Well, I am a geographic dyslexic and looking at the map I am firmly convinced that Birmingham is located in the immediate vicinity of Rotherham - right between Rotherham and Sheffield in fact. Now does that give me two full slots at the front of the queue ? ;)
Thomas x
Quote by Chief moo
well how about i put numbers at the front of mine??
1chief moo, surely that would cum first?

you're not going to be popular with the ladies if you wanna cum first
Quote by kizzy2
Due to europen rights and laws I have to mention that becasue of the new act for equality al those with dyslexia will join the head of the queue!

well were ok for that then
Quote by firehott00001
Due to europen rights and laws I have to mention that becasue of the new act for equality al those with dyslexia will join the head of the queue!

well were ok for that then
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Thomas, buy an atlas you cheeky monkey
smackbottom :smackbottom:
10/10 for trying though lol
hi kizzy
I did explain to you in my pm way i turned u down lol as per below. I send the same pm to every1 i turned down just been carefull this is a standed pm i send out to peeps i turn down and the reason why. It doesnt mean u have to go to bed with every1 to get some1 to meet u. Jjust u have met someone off here for drinks is fine by me that proves your geniune people as far as am concered. If you do play with people u meet up with thats your personal business and nothing at all to do with me nor do i want to know either lol. U dont even have to meet up with any1 just as long as your a active user to the site thats all am looking for but if better if u have met some1..
hi
Thank you for taking interest in the yorkshire munch. I note u have only made 1 posting to the forums. The invites are open to regulars and active newbies to the site. By that i mean what input u have made to the site, and by active newbies i dont mean what u get up to in the bedroom thats your business not mind.
The more u use the site ever the forums or chatroom and join in the more u will get the invites to various munches and parties. So keep using the forums or chatroom and get yourself know a little more.
On this ocassion i am gonna have to turn u down. If however anyone can vouch for u as been geniune as sure u are but just been careful and nothing personal i can assure you. So my advise is keep using the site ie the forums or chatroom and get yourself known by joining in.
Nothing personal just been carefull. If someone can vouch for u your more than welcome to come along
Hugs
Babe1
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Have now joined the chat room for more 'vouching' so say hello when I get in - don't like sitting in the corner twiddling me keys on me tod. And beleive me all those that like to ogle at me pics on me ad (been a few and not mentioning any names pervy james but no I would not do that nor could I it's impossible) ) I will be sat wearing me flannelette pyjamas, marge simpson slippers and bottle rim glasses soaking me teeth in steredent and not as my pic pose (just thought I would share that mental image guys) LOL xxxxx+
Quote by kizzy2
... but no I would not do that nor could I it's impossible...

Bet im not the only one who wants more details on this :rascal:
well kizzy, we're waiting.........
trust me that is a mental picture you dont want to see - involves a lot of screaming on my part and it will never fit!
i would'nt mind a good vouching?!
sound's like fun!!
moo there's 'vouching' and then there's vouching this would have required a large bottle of whiskey and possibly an ambulance after! Having to explain to the casualty staff what happened would be more embarrasing than seeing my mother-in-law at a swingers convention wearing her stockings and pull-in girdle!!
Quote by kizzy2
moo there's 'vouching' and then there's vouching this would have required a large bottle of whiskey and possibly an ambulance after! Having to explain to the casualty staff what happened would be more embarrasing than seeing my mother-in-law at a swingers convention wearing her stockings and pull-in girdle!!

a large bottle of whiskey, then an ambulance!!!!!
you're right, those would never fit- even with a bucket of lube!!!! :eeek:
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Mal your white bits are looking pert and tweaky should get round to you about easter 2006!

Never let it be said that the moderators are not prepared to lay their lives on the line for their membership :shock: . Rather than allow all members A-L suffer an unknown fate, I am prepared to forego the alphabetical listiing and sacrifice myself ahead of all others. Should I survive this arduous task, I will report back and allow the shagging to recommence.
Should by some misfortune, I do not return, do not grieve, but remember fondly my dedication to duty................................ rolleyes
Ok, Kizzy - time? Date? :twisted:
Mal
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You're commitment to duty goes way beyond expectations..............
you are a God on Earth Mal......... my hero . Good luck in your quest young man lol
Quote by kizzy2
I may be blonde (actually nice n easy 105)

Woooohoooooo
Missy does her secret nice n easy handshake
Pleased to meet you Kizzy :bounce:
Misschief - nice n easy 114 biggrin
That's gotta get me to the front of the queue! :hunk:
Quote by kizzy2
I may be blonde (actually nice n easy 105)

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Misschief - nice n easy 114 biggrin

Is this an auction?
The bid is with the bluddy® Cherokee in the front row. Any advance on 114? rotflmao
Quote by Ice Pie
I may be blonde (actually nice n easy 105)

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Misschief - nice n easy 114 biggrin

Is this an auction?
The bid is with the bluddy Cherokee in the front row. Any advance on 114? rotflmao
anything thats blonde and nice n easy must be worth a bid :thumbup:
Quote by Ice Pie
The bid is with the bluddy Cherokee

I said I was cheap .................. not a Jeep rolleyes
I bid a quid !!!!! That's all steve has left in his pocket !!!!!
I am not cheap to run kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
can your mum vouch for you :shock:
Quote by MISSCHIEF
The bid is with the bluddy Cherokee

I said I was cheap .................. not a Jeep rolleyes
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Quote by markz
can your mum vouch for you :shock:

eeeerrggghhh!!!
Quote by meat2pleaseu
can your mum vouch for you :shock:

eeeerrggghhh!!!
My mum's always appologising for me, does that count?
Hi Kizzy2
It's a shame we don't live closer, coz we could then vouch for each other, as I haven't been vouched yet, and will try anything once (twice if I like it)
Plummy
Quote by plumbpond
Hi Kizzy2
It's a shame we don't live closer, coz we could then vouch for each other, as I haven't been vouched yet, and will try anything once (twice if I like it)
Plummy

Hmmmm are you sure about that ? A brief look at Marmalaid's avatar should convince you that "anything" goes a long way round here.... lol :silly: ;)
Thomas x