One to sing on Saturday Chaps!!
To the tune of "Yellow Submarine"
In the town where I was born,
there lived a man who was a thief
And he told me of his life,
stealing bread and shagging sheep.
So they put him in the nick,
and then a magistrate he went to see
He said "put him on a ship,
to the convict colony"
You all live in a convict colony,
a convict colony, a convict colony
You all live in a convict colony,
a convict colony, a convict colony...