GFZ - 15 April 2005 | Swinging Heaven

15 Apr 2005

Quote by kitkat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat

Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes

GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness
We've mostly had a really shitty week so let's just have some fun now. And that's an order. Well, no '1 glass of white wine and a BLT' is an order - who's serving us today??
lol

:lol:

15 Apr 2005

oooh.... i have always wanted to be 1st person in..... lol
last one in the jacuzzi gets the round in......
sean xxxxxxxxxxx

15 Apr 2005

Quote by fabio grooverider
oooh.... i have always wanted to be 1st person in..... lol
last one in the jacuzzi gets the round in......
sean xxxxxxxxxxx

TOO cold to go in the jacuzzi Sean - Kate left the plug out last week cos he HATES it! And the rain gets in the way. mad

:lol:

15 Apr 2005

sod that idea... 1st time i have even been in here... so what other facilities does this GFZ have??? i need a guide.......
sean xxxxxxxxx

15 Apr 2005

Ah!!
'The search button is your friend' lol

:lol: There is a WHOLE thread somewhere, complete with plans drawn up by Fred, of GFZ.
:happy: :happy:

15 Apr 2005

Quote by Jags
Ah!!
'The search button is your friend' :lol: There is a WHOLE thread somewhere, complete with plans drawn up by Fred, of GFZ.
:happy: :happy:

You know what Jags - I don't think even I have found that yet! :shock: Anyway - seeing as Sean is so busy taking the guided tour - what would you like to drink? I am sure I can remember where the wine rack is. Or does it have to come from the fridge?
aRSexx :color:

15 Apr 2005

I found it!! Had a good laugh on the way to it - all those old threads are like old friends, familiar, funny and missed!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/8942.html
As for the wine, it's brass monkey weather out there so I think the stuff on the wine rack wil do for now, don't want my teeth chattering. BIG slurp please but I do have to go back out soon so not too much.
Enjoy Fred's thread, but go for a pee first or you'll end up wetting yourself. You have been warned!
:happy: :happy: :happy:

15 Apr 2005

Hope the date on the front of this thread isn't the use-by date. :shock: :shock: :shock:
I'll get some extra loo rolls in, just in case.

15 Apr 2005

Hey I never noticed until I read the refurb thread that there's a sign over the pool room (used to be the pool table room until the roof started leaking. Bloody shonky builders :X )
It says....
*ag* **ck pic**re collec**** KE*P OUT. SHHH Se*ret!
The "*" are where there's dust covering the sign.
Anyone any ideas what it could mean. dunno

Maybe some kind of ancient highland dialect as I'm convinced the first word is Jags. :dunno: confused

:? :?
*Heads off to BFZ to get the vacuum cleaner*

15 Apr 2005

Quote by easy
Hey I never noticed until I read the refurb thread that there's a sign over the pool room (used to be the pool table room until the roof started leaking. Bloody shonky builders :X )
It says....
*ag* **ck pic**re collec**** KE*P OUT. SHHH Se*ret!
The "*" are where there's dust covering the sign.
Anyone any ideas what it could mean.
Maybe some kind of ancient highland dialect as I'm convinced the first word is Jags. :dunno: :? :?
*Heads off to BFZ to get the vacuum cleaner*

SLAP!
:happy:

15 Apr 2005

Quote by fabio grooverider
last one in the jacuzzi gets the round in......
sean xxxxxxxxxxx

Looks like that might be me Sean :cry:
Having had a fantastic run from Felixstowe to Plymouth and back, starting Wednesday afternoon, reloading at Basingstoke on the way back up yesterday, I ring into the traffic office to be told "Run in at your leisure, and I'll have one ready for you to run back up to Doncaster for Monday morning"
Got back to Felixstowe late last night - just in my time.
That means all I have to do today is, onto the dock, swap boxes, run up to Donny, park up; declare the weekend open ! ! ! Early bath for me then ? Not on your :censored: life !
Fxto to Donny - 3 hours 50 with a good tail wind.
Good run; up to about 6 miles short of Newark. Then it :censored: happens. All :censored: stop
Crawling for about half an hour, then I see the :censored: sign - "Roadworks - 5 miles ahead"
Still sat in it. Sat in that long - I've gotta put a 45 minute in, and I'm STILL a :censored: mile from the start of the :censored: roadworks mad

Don't you just :censored: love Fridays :x
Do all these people in this queue have nothing better to do ??? Do they not realise - I'm trying to get home ???
I think the twins might be in for some hammer when I eventually get home drinkies

15 Apr 2005

Quote by Jags
SLAP!
:happy:

DEAR GOD what's that? My second slap today? My arse is going to look like Morbius' did at this rate. :shock: :shock: :shock: bolt

Hey Dammie. I'd ask how it's going, but I know already. I'll try to get Countess on later. That'll cheer you up. wink

15 Apr 2005

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
No, I know what the fuck is going on!
WHY THE FUCK IS IT GOING ON?
Nope, know that too.
WHY ME?
uhh, got that one too!
STOP IT - I feel like I am in a Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant
mad

15 Apr 2005

Quote by KitKat
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
No, I know what the fuck is going on!
WHY THE FUCK IS IT GOING ON?
Nope, know that too.
WHY ME?
uhh, got that one too!
STOP IT - I feel like I am in a Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :mrgreen:

15 Apr 2005

Quote by KitKat
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
No, I know what the fuck is going on!
WHY THE FUCK IS IT GOING ON?
Nope, know that too.
WHY ME?
uhh, got that one too!
STOP IT - I feel like I am in a Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant

What's up Kat? rolleyes

15 Apr 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Fee
XX

15 Apr 2005

Oh, there we go, piggin bikerguy picks this moment to come wandering through the door after god knows how many months!
Anyone else want to wander in from the wilderness for a giggle ? flipa

lhk
Kat

15 Apr 2005

We just wanted you to feel loved lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX

15 Apr 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
We just wanted you to feel loved :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX

I just do as I'm told. rolleyes

Steve

15 Apr 2005

You make me feel loved Jas, it's all these other .... I just can't think of a word rude enough for them!
Right, I am off to eat my tea, and when I come back, I expect everyones avatars to be back to normal.
:rude:
lhk

15 Apr 2005

<~~~~ but I like this avatar!!! Makes me feel proper Chiefy :smile2:

15 Apr 2005

can i have a spot in the jacuzzi next to the lovely misschief please......
sean xxxxxxxx

15 Apr 2005

Quote by fabio grooverider
can i have a spot in the jacuzzi next to the lovely misschief please......
sean xxxxxxxx

Waaahoooooooo
This avatar soooooooooo stays :bounce: it got me the gorgeous Fabio!!!!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Squeeze in Fabio ........... yeh I know there's loads of room rolleyes

but just squeeze in right here ok cool

:twisted:
:happy:

15 Apr 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
can i have a spot in the jacuzzi next to the lovely misschief please......
sean xxxxxxxx

Waaahoooooooo
This avatar soooooooooo stays :bounce: it got me the gorgeous Fabio!!!!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Squeeze in Fabio ........... yeh I know there's loads of room rolleyes

but just squeeze in right here ok cool

:twisted:
:happy:
well i still have to do that thing with the chocolate and you haven't had one of my massages yet...... proper massage wheel and strawberry body lotion waiting for you hunny passionkiss

assionkiss: :giggle:

15 Apr 2005

Misschief i just clicked on ur signature : my kinda guy - nearly made me wet me pants was laffing so hard :giggle:
Thank you for cheering me up and making my day a little brighter!
Now then budge over in that jacuzzi i'm getting in biggrin

15 Apr 2005

Quote by KitKat
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
No, I know what the fuck is going on!
WHY THE FUCK IS IT GOING ON?
Nope, know that too.
WHY ME?
uhh, got that one too!
STOP IT - I feel like I am in a Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant

I think I was threatened with violence (in a very cloaked sort of way).

Quote by Jags
I found it!! Had a good laugh on the way to it - all those old threads are like old friends, familiar, funny and missed!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/8942.html
As for the wine, it's brass monkey weather out there so I think the stuff on the wine rack wil do for now, don't want my teeth chattering. BIG slurp please but I do have to go back out soon so not too much.
Enjoy Fred's thread, but go for a pee first or you'll end up wetting yourself. You have been warned!
:happy: :happy: :happy:

What about some mulled wine then - I'll make it nice and spicey!!

15 Apr 2005

So, is this a boys only thread ???
Can stay or do you want me to leave???

15 Apr 2005

Oh go on then Tune or can I call you Choon ? biggrin

Mulled wine will warm me up. :D
Great to see you in here Sean wink

Now don't forget to put the apron on and remember......no underwear... :lol2:
I know that the Laird fits it well. :twisted:

15 Apr 2005

Quote by sexyjess23
Misschief i just clicked on ur signature : my kinda guy - nearly made me wet me pants was laffing so hard :giggle:
Thank you for cheering me up and making my day a little brighter!
Now then budge over in that jacuzzi i'm getting in

Isn't he adorable Jess rotflmao

brightens up even the dullest of days he does!!
Ooooooooh I just love jacuzzis :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Bugger - did anyone remember to bring the drinks over confused

:uhoh:

15 Apr 2005

ms ocky: ...peeking round the door...
runs in and does a lil' booty dance WHO HOOOOO!!!!