GFZ - A Weekend of Loving | Swinging Heaven

16 Feb 2007

Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost!
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in

As we have just had Valenties Day I thought we could continue through the weekend
:inlove::inlove::inlove:

16 Feb 2007

Let me be the first to lead you gently into the hot-tub and slowly wash your back Dawnie
x x x x

16 Feb 2007

Quote by splendid_
Let me be the first to lead you gently into the hot-tub and slowly wash your back Dawnie
x x x x

Splendid (with no numbers) that would be lovely, thank you kiss

16 Feb 2007

Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.

Blimey talk about early doors!!!!
Yep getting ready, 2 females on their way south to join us this weekend.
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

16 Feb 2007

Quote by Sarah
Blimey talk about early doors!!!!

Yep but I fancied a bit of lovin and I'm getting it off Splendid :rascal:

16 Feb 2007

Bloody tart... rolleyes

:P

Me? Jealous? NEVER!! :lol:
Right I've got a ton of collage work to do, plus putting the finishing touches to something rather special (or I'm hoping it will be. :uhoh: ) :gagged: so I'd better not tart, I'd better get stuck in (to my work. :roll: FFS! You lot....one track minds. :P :lol: )

16 Feb 2007

Bloody hell.......bloody hell.
I've got the builders in at the moment or rather I haven't. mad

I've spent 2 months getting them to come back to repair a paving slab they damaged last time they were here and now they've diappeared.
"Won't be long mate" they said as thet drove off an hour ago.
GGGGGggggrrrrrrrrrrrr :x :x :x

16 Feb 2007

Quote by Sarah
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.

Blimey talk about early doors!!!!
Yep getting ready, 2 females on their way south to join us this weekend.
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
TWO! :shock: :shock:
Sarah you couldn't find it in your heart to spare us one over here could ya?..
..Doh!Thought not!! bolt

16 Feb 2007

Weekend of loving? I wish! rolleyes

16 Feb 2007

A whole weekend of loving? Not a hope... got a bedroom to finish decorating, carpet fitters in tomorrow, loads of lovely new furniture to carefully arrange in it and then, finally I might be able to have a day of loving in my new bedroom before it's time for work again rolleyes

:lol:

16 Feb 2007

Talking about a weekend of Loving - (ok well its not strictly on topic but i dont know where else to ask) how do people get snogs at munches?
What I mean is, do you just go up to someone, and say -can I have a snog please? :shock:
Or do people "book in advance" lol

16 Feb 2007

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Weekend of loving? I wish!

You only had to ask...:rascal:
:giggle:

16 Feb 2007

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Weekend of loving? I wish!

You are welcome to come over here and join us and 2 other females!! :P

16 Feb 2007

Quote by Sarah
Weekend of loving? I wish!

You are welcome to come over here and join us and 2 other females!! :P
Oi! How very dare you give a better offer!
:giggle:

16 Feb 2007

Well you will have to up your offer lol

But mine still stands :bounce: weekend all planned including some shopping, social drinkies, eating etc etc
:bounce:

16 Feb 2007

Quote by Sarah
Well you will have to up your offer
But mine still stands :bounce: weekend all planned including some shopping, social drinkies, eating etc etc
:bounce:

Bollox! How can I compete with bloody shopping ffs!?!?! rolleyes

:giggle:

16 Feb 2007

My weekend of loving will start tomorrow at the 36 Mansion but in the meantime I`d like my usual Smirnoff Ice please barman.
Now move up and let me in that bubbly hot tub. biggrin

16 Feb 2007

Quote by Cherrytree
Talking about a weekend of Loving - (ok well its not strictly on topic but i dont know where else to ask) how do people get snogs at munches?
What I mean is, do you just go up to someone, and say -can I have a snog please? :shock:
Or do people "book in advance"

OK seeing as Dlep and Sarah are too busy bloody tarting..... rolleyes

:P :lol: I'll address your question.
It depends. neutral

If you've been flirting with someone for a while before a real-life meet, then just getting inside their personal space, touching and (knowing what blokes are like, we don't do subtle hints FFS) just going for the kill :twisted: may be ok.
If you've only spoken to someone a couple of times or have just met them, then asking first can't go amiss.
Then again I hardly snog anyone at Munches so I'm probably not the one to ask. innocent

You can't miss me I'm Billy-no-mates sat in the corner with an orange juice. :angel: :giggle:

16 Feb 2007

easy I'll tart with you if you want :P
Get your clothes off and get in the jacuzzi :P

16 Feb 2007

Quote by Sarah
easy I'll tart with you if you want :P
Get your clothes off and get in the jacuzzi :P

OOOOOOOHHHHHHH NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Not until you get some of these...

:P
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

16 Feb 2007

I've got warm hands this weekend
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

16 Feb 2007

My hands are warm too! :rascal:
Oooooooooh... I've never been in here before... is there room? :smile:

16 Feb 2007

Dg
Have you taken your clothes off??
If so in the jacuzzi you get, white wine?? we will sit easy between us
:twisted: :twisted:

16 Feb 2007

Quote by Sarah
Dg
Have you taken your clothes off??
If so in the jacuzzi you get, white wine?? we will sit easy between us
:twisted: :twisted:

What clothes?! innocent

It's lovely and warm in here! :rascal:
Can I be really fussy and have a southern comfort please? Me no ike wine! redface

16 Feb 2007

Quote by easy
If you've been flirting with someone for a while before a real-life meet, then just getting inside their personal space, touching and (knowing what blokes are like, we don't do subtle hints FFS) just going for the kill :twisted: may be ok.
If you've only spoken to someone a couple of times or have just met them, then asking first can't go amiss.

Ok, I can't let this one go! lol

What's the etiquette for people you've spoken to in person before at a munch but subsequently forgot who they were when introduced to them at another munch? dunno

:lol:

Quote by easy
Then again I hardly snog anyone at Munches so I'm probably not the one to ask. You can't miss me I'm Billy-no-mates sat in the corner with an orange juice. :angel: :giggle:

I failed to see any orange juice in your corner :shock: and I did look closely!
Oooh DG are you a GFZ virgin?? :twisted:
Stick your sexy maids outfit on and give us a twirl then! wink

Fee
XX

16 Feb 2007

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Oooh DG are you a GFZ virgin?? :twisted:
Stick your sexy maids outfit on and give us a twirl then!
Fee
XX

Maids outfit??! :shock: :shock: :shock:
I think you'll find your hubby has it! :giggle:
bolt

16 Feb 2007

just popped in to say wave

all.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Its the weekend :giggle:
gis a beer lol

16 Feb 2007

Quote by Dirtygirlie
Maids outfit??! :shock: :shock: :shock:
I think you'll find your hubby has it! :giggle:

Ah ha!
Then I think he should be on drinks duty as well as breakfast duty......the "uniform" suits him so well :grin:
:bolt:
Fee
XX

16 Feb 2007

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Ok, I can't let this one go!
What's the etiquette for people you've spoken to in person before at a munch but subsequently forgot who they were when introduced to them at another munch? :lol:

That's very easy ( rolleyes

:doh: :lol: )
You make your apologies, realise that you fancy them heaps, sit and chat to them for a little while, during which you're slowly moving closer and closer to them, then you lean in and gently kiss

them before heading into passionkiss

mode.

HTH :thumbup:

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Stick your sexy maids outfit on and give us a twirl then!
Fee
XX

*easy gets slightly confused and suddenly appears wearing a French maids outfit that's 3 sizes too small and a pair of steel toe-cap boots*
TWANG!!!
Oooooo I think I've just lost the underwear that goes with this outfit.....
anyone wanna help me look for it?

16 Feb 2007

Quote by easy
Ok, I can't let this one go!
What's the etiquette for people you've spoken to in person before at a munch but subsequently forgot who they were when introduced to them at another munch? :lol:

That's very easy ( rolleyes

:doh: :lol: )
You make your apologies, realise that you fancy them heaps, sit and chat to them for a little while, during which you're slowly moving closer and closer to them, then you lean in and gently kiss

them before heading into passionkiss

mode.

HTH :thumbup:

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Stick your sexy maids outfit on and give us a twirl then!
Fee
XX

*easy gets slightly confused and suddenly appears wearing a French maids outfit that's 3 sizes too small and a pair of steel toe-cap boots*
TWANG!!!
Oooooo I think I've just lost the underwear that goes with this outfit.....
anyone wanna help me look for it?
After reading that I'm quite scared :scared: I've seen your arse .. there isn't that much of it ...where the hell the underwear went .. that's scary ;)
Cx