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Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost!
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in

Well, if the boys cant be bothered to open the GFZ, then I think we should have a ladies room this weekend and ban the boys (unless they bring loads of chocy with them) wink
Right ladies, who is drinking what?
wooohoo
All girlies together.........
:P
I always bring choccie!! lol
Pass me a beer, chuck! :lol:
A girlie room??? :bounce: :bounce: I am sooo in!
OOOh Mal, thanks so much for the chocs, now sod off and leave the girlies to have fun lol
You need a fella to have fun with NWC, you'd get bored otherwise.
Now, where's that beer? lol
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
OOOh Mal, thanks so much for the chocs, now sod off and leave the girlies to have fun lol

That's a bit harsh isn't it confused
We need at least 1 barman :giggle:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
We need at least 1 barman :giggle:

I hadnt thought of that.
Right Mal, your serving. A nice vodka over here please lol
Can I have a cold glass of wine and some hot steamy sex please? biggrin
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I'm in!! can I have a large G&T please
Anyone got a spare BBQ? mines been pinched this aft :cry:
Woohoo! Room for one more ? :twisted:
Make mine cold and wet and alcoholic please Mal ;)
Ooooooooo all girlies :twisted:
Mal - you can only stay if you dress up as a serving wench!
I'll have a large glass of White Grenache please.
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Woohoo! Room for one more ? :twisted:
Make mine cold and wet and alcoholic please Mal ;)

think he's been frightened off minx lol here you are hun have this on me but think it will be self serve the rest of the night wink
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Woohoo! Room for one more ? :twisted:

Where?
I've got a bottle of White Grenache, White Grenache, White Grenache (to be sung to the tune I know a song that'll drive you insane!).
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Quote by hisandhers
Woohoo! Room for one more ? :twisted:
Make mine cold and wet and alcoholic please Mal ;)

think he's been frightened off minx lol here you are hun have this on me but think it will be self serve the rest of the night wink
Thanks hun, I won't ask what it is because I don't care! :beer: Had a busy few days with the kids (Why is swimming so painful ?!) They're away to my folks tonight and I'm in the mood to party!! drinkies
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Pinot Grigio for me Mal biggrin

Oooh just what I'm having right now wink
Tune smackbottom I can't get a certain tune out my head now! lol :wink:
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Quote by westerross
I've got a bottle of White Grenache, White Grenache, White Grenache (to be sung to the tune I know a song that'll drive you insane!).
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Gimme some then, please biggrin
Quote by westerross
Woohoo! Room for one more ? :twisted:

Where?
I've got a bottle of White Grenache, White Grenache, White Grenache (to be sung to the tune I know a song that'll drive you insane!).
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rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Me and the kids were singing that at the forestry centre earlier :giggle: (The original, not the Grenache version!) ;)
Quote by Freckledbird
Mal - you can only stay if you dress up as a serving wench!

Quote by hisandhers
Woohoo! Room for one more ? :twisted:
Make mine cold and wet and alcoholic please Mal ;)

think he's been frightened off minx lol
Okay, I'll stand in; but only until Mal returns.

Can I do anything for you, Ladies ?
Quote by BiWelshMinx
They're away to my folks tonight and I'm in the mood to party!! drinkies

I'm in the mood to party too Minxy :drinkies:
Only problem being, Laird is away but the kids are here :shock: confused
Oh well, I'm sure I can amuse myself!
Dammie! :giggle: Youare just what I need right now wink And why do you have to have nicer legs than me lol
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Quote by Freckledbird

I've got a bottle of White Grenache, White Grenache, White Grenache (to be sung to the tune I know a song that'll drive you insane!).
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Gimme some then, please biggrin
Where would you like it drizzled madam?
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Quote by westerross

Gimme some then, please biggrin

Where would you like it drizzled madam?
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Wherever you want to lick it off from :twisted:
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Tune smackbottom I can't get a certain tune out my head now! lol wink
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I can think of something that'll take yer mind off it!! :twisted:
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Quote by Drewxcore
Room for a nice young man? biggrin

Why, do you know one? lol
Quote by Freckledbird
Room for a nice young man? biggrin

Why, do you know one? lol
I know a few, i think they are busy though, but i'm free :twisted:
I didn't know you were "drizzling" tonight Tune :twisted:
Fee lies back waiting to be drizzled upon :rascal:
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
I didn't know you were "drizzling" tonight Tune :twisted:
Fee lies back waiting to be drizzled upon :rascal:
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OI! he's drizzling on me!
Ah but if we lie right next to each other....
wink
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