I need a drink, a very big drink, Make that a very big drink
for reason read sparkys post
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GFZ - Bank Holiday Special
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Quote by davej
whats the rules with this...can I lock this pile of shite yet cos it is monday
....where's me rule book about opening hours on a bank holiday.......mutter, mutter, mumble... mumble..
right sorted ,the place has to close unless its selling compost or charcoal ,thank fuck...now where's my keys, I've so wanted to bin this poxy thread over the years!
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:get back under your rock, its still the weekend for another whole day :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: and we sell charcoal
no we do honest look
Quote by sheddy:shock:
Charcoal get ya charcoal here guvnor a free bag of peat (if he's not busy) with every purchase :smug:
see :P
wolf nipple chips anyone?
Sex God
Quote by sparky230
I need a drink, a very big drink, Make that a very big drink
for reason read sparkys post
:shock: :shock: What u doing in here?
go home, go directly to bed, do not collect £200
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Orgasminator
i'm fine pete,just nervous as hell, this was something i didn't see coming
Sex God
Quote by Pete_sw
whats the rules with this...can I lock this pile of shite yet cos it is monday
....where's me rule book about opening hours on a bank holiday.......mutter, mutter, mumble... mumble..
right sorted ,the place has to close unless its selling compost or charcoal ,thank fuck...now where's my keys, I've so wanted to bin this poxy thread over the years!
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:get back under your rock, its still the weekend for another whole day :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: and we sell charcoal
no we do honest look
Quote by sheddy:shock:
Charcoal get ya charcoal here guvnor a free bag of peat (if he's not busy) with every purchase :smug:
see :P
wolf nipple chips anyone?
liar!!!!...I was sent some of your charcoal and alls you've done between ya is burnt a few pencils to get round bank holiday trading laws. Further more I've checked the television listings and there isn't a 'Billie Smarts circus special' on which means it aint a proper bank holiday.
Sex God
OI! Mr. I'll-have-your-thumbs-for-this-moderator-type-person!
1) There's plenty of charcoal from when the BFZ burnt down ( nothing to do with me :angel: ), you didn't specify that you wanted the type for barbeques.
2) Billy whatnow?????
Check with your kids mate. There's not been a circus on the telly for years. :shock: We modern folks now guage a bank holiday by the number of kids films we can slump in front of and there's at least 3 films on the BBC today, so it's officially a bank holiday. Plus I'm going into work in jeans and a T this afternoon and being payed extra for the day as well so it's definately a bank holiday.
Keep those keys of your jangling in your pocket until midnight tonight.
:rude: :rude: :rude: :rude: :rude: :rude: :rude: 
1) There's plenty of charcoal from when the BFZ burnt down (
nothing to do with me :angel: ), you didn't specify that you wanted the type for barbeques.2) Billy whatnow?????
Check with your kids mate. There's not been a circus on the telly for years. :shock: We modern folks now guage a bank holiday by the number of kids films we can slump in front of and there's at least 3 films on the BBC today, so it's officially a bank holiday. Plus I'm going into work in jeans and a T this afternoon and being payed extra for the day as well so it's definately a bank holiday.Keep those keys of your jangling in your pocket until midnight tonight.
:rude: :rude: :rude: :rude: :rude: :rude: :rude: Sex God
Quote by sparky230
i'm fine pete,just nervous as hell, this was something i didn't see coming
gets us all in the end mate :thumbup:
Sex God
Quote by cplbbw
just thought id pop me head around the door whos on the bar today ill have my usual if any one remembers what that is :lol2:
:cheers: :beer: :cheers:
one cheeky vimto coming right up
Quote by easy#
OI! Mr. I'll-have-your-thumbs-for-this-moderator-type-person!
1) There's plenty of charcoal from when the BFZ burnt down (
2) Billy whatnow?????
Keep those keys of your jangling in your pocket until midnight tonight.
Unlike yesterday when some of us were subjected to Star Trek 1, 2, 3, 4 ALL afternoon because the male half of the couple has bust his knee and now thinks he's God of the flickydoodab in our house
:banghead: Cx
Sex God
Quote by Calista#
OI! Mr. I'll-have-your-thumbs-for-this-moderator-type-person!
1) There's plenty of charcoal from when the BFZ burnt down (
2) Billy whatnow?????
Keep those keys of your jangling in your pocket until midnight tonight.
Unlike yesterday when some of us were subjected to Star Trek 1, 2, 3, 4 ALL afternoon because the male half of the couple has bust his knee and now thinks he's God of the flickydoodab in our house
:banghead: Cx
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: Star trecking accross the universe :karaoke: :happy:
Quote by Pete_sw#
OI! Mr. I'll-have-your-thumbs-for-this-moderator-type-person!
1) There's plenty of charcoal from when the BFZ burnt down (
2) Billy whatnow?????
Keep those keys of your jangling in your pocket until midnight tonight.
Unlike yesterday when some of us were subjected to Star Trek 1, 2, 3, 4 ALL afternoon because the male half of the couple has bust his knee and now thinks he's God of the flickydoodab in our house
:banghead: Cx
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: Star trecking accross the universe :karaoke: :happy:
Not that I mind like but why do I deserve a smack bottom for that? No-one should be subjected to four Star trek movies in one go!!!!!
And as for star trekking across the universe under Cap't Kirk ... no thanks ..... he's just not my kind a guy!
C x
Sex God
Quote by Calista
No-one should be subjected to four Star trek movies in one go!!!!!
C x
your at it again ya minx
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: engaging maximum warp
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by Pete_sw
No-one should be subjected to four Star trek movies in one go!!!!!
C x
your at it again ya minx
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: engaging maximum warp
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Engaging maximum warp ...... I was warped a long time ago hon ;) I just hide it well LOLOLOLOL
If you don't like Star Trek I can do Monty Python (ooeer) much better :bolt:
C x
Sex God
Quote by Calista
No-one should be subjected to four Star trek movies in one go!!!!!
C x
your at it again ya minx
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: engaging maximum warp
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Engaging maximum warp ...... I was warped a long time ago hon ;) I just hide it well LOLOLOLOL
If you don't like Star Trek I can do Monty Python (ooeer) much better :bolt:
C x
care for a Wolf nipple chip?
Quote by Pete_sw
No-one should be subjected to four Star trek movies in one go!!!!!
C x
your at it again ya minx
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: engaging maximum warp
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Engaging maximum warp ...... I was warped a long time ago hon ;) I just hide it well LOLOLOLOL
If you don't like Star Trek I can do Monty Python (ooeer) much better :bolt:
C x
care for a Wolf nipple chip?
Are they hot? ... they're lovely when they're hot!
C x
Sex God
Quote by Calista
No-one should be subjected to four Star trek movies in one go!!!!!
C x
your at it again ya minx
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: engaging maximum warp
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Engaging maximum warp ...... I was warped a long time ago hon ;) I just hide it well LOLOLOLOL
If you don't like Star Trek I can do Monty Python (ooeer) much better :bolt:
C x
care for a Wolf nipple chip?
Are they hot? ... they're lovely when they're hot!
C x
straight off the brazier, go nice with these badgers spleens.
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I need coffee and plenty of it :shock: Had a very late ( but extremely enjoyable) night, still feel a tad hungover and off to do a photo shoot in 2 hours. Point me in the direction of the shower and ice me a large bottle of Lucozade please
coffee, lucusede, sower's that way >>>>>>>>>> I'll hold your towel :rascal:
Quote by Pete_sw
No-one should be subjected to four Star trek movies in one go!!!!!
C x
your at it again ya minx
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: engaging maximum warp
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Engaging maximum warp ...... I was warped a long time ago hon ;) I just hide it well LOLOLOLOL
If you don't like Star Trek I can do Monty Python (ooeer) much better :bolt:
C x
care for a Wolf nipple chip?
Are they hot? ... they're lovely when they're hot!
C x
straight off the brazier, go nice with these badgers spleens.
Why don't you sell proper food?
Cx
Sex God
Quote by Calista
No-one should be subjected to four Star trek movies in one go!!!!!
C x
your at it again ya minx
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: engaging maximum warp
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Engaging maximum warp ...... I was warped a long time ago hon ;) I just hide it well LOLOLOLOL
If you don't like Star Trek I can do Monty Python (ooeer) much better :bolt:
C x
care for a Wolf nipple chip?
Are they hot? ... they're lovely when they're hot!
C x
straight off the brazier, go nice with these badgers spleens.
Why don't you sell proper food?
Cx
:shock: I didn't choose to sell this
It's just a job, I hate the Romans as much as anyone. Quote by Pete_sw
No-one should be subjected to four Star trek movies in one go!!!!!
C x
your at it again ya minx
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: engaging maximum warp
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Engaging maximum warp ...... I was warped a long time ago hon ;) I just hide it well LOLOLOLOL
If you don't like Star Trek I can do Monty Python (ooeer) much better :bolt:
C x
care for a Wolf nipple chip?
Are they hot? ... they're lovely when they're hot!
C x
straight off the brazier, go nice with these badgers spleens.
Why don't you sell proper food?
Cx
:shock: I didn't choose to sell this
It's just a job, I hate the Romans as much as anyone.Are you sure?
Cx
Sex God
of course I'm sure, I DO hate the Romans
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
of course I'm sure, I DO hate the Romans
Yeah. I mean, what have the Romans ever done for us? :giggle:
Ah, at last, the legs are back
