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Quote by Jiggle
Jiggle as it's your first time in here, you're the official serving wench of the weekend

Thank Goodness for that!!!
Do I get a weekend off then cool
bloody charming... does this mean i've gotta get out of the jaquzzi
Jiggle
Jiggle sit tight for now.
Over the years I've learn't to let Fee be when she's content wink
In fact I may just join you both after I've fetched my OWN beer FFS!!!!!!!
the Laird wanders off muttering about the standards of staff nowadays
Jiggle,
let me know what colour basque you want to borrow, I'm sure i can arrange it for you redface surprisedops: :oops:
Quote by the_Laird
Jiggle sit tight for now.
Over the years I've learn't to let Fee be when she's content wink
In fact I may just join you both after I've fetched my OWN beer FFS!!!!!!!
the Laird wanders off muttering about the standards of staff nowadays

self services at its greatest... i learnt everything i know from the trust house fortes...
right where was i ....... Fee... ready for a top up?
Jiggle
Quote by Jiggle
becarefull you dont tug the bottle to hard.. you wouldn't want it to spirt everywhere
Jiggle

Don't worry I'll be gentle wink
Do I get a massage after I've let the jacuzzi bubbles do their work?
Fee
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
Do I get a massage after I've let the jacuzzi bubbles do their work?
Fee
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about time you asked!!
let me work my fingers all over your body!... ease away any stress.
jiggle
Quote by Jiggle

Do I get a massage after I've let the jacuzzi bubbles do their work?
Fee
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about time you asked!!
let me work my fingers all over your body!... ease away any stress.
jiggle
Mmmmmm...........make sure you get to all the "stress" points!
Hey Jiggle, you are really good at this - can I keep you? :twisted:
Fee
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Quote by LadyFeeBee

Do I get a massage after I've let the jacuzzi bubbles do their work?
Fee
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about time you asked!!
let me work my fingers all over your body!... ease away any stress.
jiggle
Mmmmmm...........make sure you get to all the "stress" points!
Hey Jiggle, you are really good at this - can I keep you? :twisted:
Fee
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consider me all yours!!!!
i'm even a good foot massager!
jiggle
ooh,ooh!
Who's serving? budge over jiggle......Fee get us a drink lol
Oooooeerrrr !!! hello Jiggle wink another man..... biggrin I can see this weekend is going to be fun :grin:
Hiya Laird!!! Have we workded you too hard !! :twisted:
Quote by MrFC
ooh,ooh!
Who's serving? budge over jiggle......Fee get us a drink lol

Be a good boy Mr FC and run along and get your own drink .......
Jiggle is busy wink :twisted:
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Quote by MrsFC
Hiya Laird!!! Have we workded you too hard !! :twisted:

It'll take a bit to break me yet wink
Quote by LadyFeeBee
ooh,ooh!
Who's serving? budge over jiggle......Fee get us a drink lol

Be a good boy Mr FC and run along and get your own drink .......
Jiggle is busy wink :twisted:
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HE HE HE ... and ive not even begun to start yet
Quote by Jiggle
consider me all yours!!!!
i'm even a good foot massager!
jiggle

banghead :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Jiggle Nooooooo!!
Quote by Sgt Bilko
banghead :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

Ouch,stop it at once,that fecking hurts god damn it smackbottom
Quote by easy
one LARGE vodka & diet coke it is then

enjoy.
Jiggle

*sticks head out of shower*
Pffff call that a LARGE vodka and Coke. lol
We're talking about a northern party girl here. Better bring over 4 or 5 of those just to get warmed up.
Oh and you'd better hurry up I think I'm going to need some help to look after AC. :shock: :lol: :twisted: :twisted: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup:
Ok Jiggle, now you've had lessons from easy on how to satisfy me :rascal:, I'll be over in the jacuzzi awaiting my LARGE vodka and diet coke cool
Err... but while I think about it... I hope that pig on the glass isn't supposed to be some kind of joke evil :evil:
Quote by Sgt Bilko

consider me all yours!!!!
i'm even a good foot massager!
jiggle

banghead :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Jiggle Nooooooo!!
SARGE!!
Leave my Jiggle alone please, he's pampering me and I'm loving every minute of it :rascal:
Fee
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Quote by Sgt Bilko

consider me all yours!!!!
i'm even a good foot massager!
jiggle

banghead :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Jiggle Nooooooo!!
Need Backup Sarge?
lhk
OK who let Mr FC get hold of the grog dunno
Quote by KitKat

consider me all yours!!!!
i'm even a good foot massager!
jiggle

banghead :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Jiggle Nooooooo!!
Need Backup Sarge?
lhk
I think we need to kidnap Jiggle and take him to some place far away from here for his own good!!
Quote by Sgt Bilko

I think we need to kidnap Jiggle and take him to some place far away from here for his own good!!

if its a quiet spot with LadyFeeBee as my theorist, I'll be sound as a pound
Kit says she will look after him for us. AS AR
I have big jugs if anyone wants them?
Quote by Jiggle


I think we need to kidnap Jiggle and take him to some place far away from here for his own good!!

if its a quiet spot with LadyFeeBee as my theorist, I'll be sound as a pound
Bugger off!! You're not supposed to be reading this!!
Sorted Sarge, Kit says she will keep hold of him till midnight :smug:
Quote by Sgt Bilko


I think we need to kidnap Jiggle and take him to some place far away from here for his own good!!

if its a quiet spot with LadyFeeBee as my theorist, I'll be sound as a pound
Bugger off!! You're not supposed to be reading this!!

reading what????? what was i meant to of not read
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I think we need to kidnap Jiggle and take him to some place far away from here for his own good!!

Quote by KitKat
Kit says she will look after him for us. AS AR

Quote by LadyFeeBee
You'll never get him away from me - he's mine all mine and I put up a good fight!!

flipa
Fee
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Quote by Jiggle


I think we need to kidnap Jiggle and take him to some place far away from here for his own good!!

if its a quiet spot with LadyFeeBee as my theorist, I'll be sound as a pound
Bugger off!! You're not supposed to be reading this!!

reading what????? what was i meant to of not read
OI! you cant post in here - you have been kidnapped mad
Quote by Jiggle
reading what????? what was i meant to of not read

Don't worry hunni, I'll look after you. :twisted:
Stay close to me and DON'T talk to ANYONE - especially if they are a mod evil
Fee
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Quote by LadyFeeBee

I think we need to kidnap Jiggle and take him to some place far away from here for his own good!!

Quote by KitKat
Kit says she will look after him for us. AS AR

Quote by LadyFeeBee
You'll never get him away from me - he's mine all mine and I put up a good fight!!

flipa
Fee
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http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/42615.html :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa:

Don't worry Jiggle, I'm comin' ta get ya!
I'll have you free in no time.
Sarge and KitKat be VERY afraid mad
Fee
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