GFZ - Bank Holiday weekend | Swinging Heaven

30 Apr 2005

Quote by foxylady 123

Well the snookers just a red herring. I'm actually trying to catch up with the sleep I missed after chatting to one of your fan club last night.
(god I'm in trouble for that one when she sees it )
Anyway Biggles, just keep the :censored: noise down or I'll turn the heating off in the jacuzzi.
:P :P :P :P :P

giggles.....biggles....... smile

so I've got a fan club?????? when was this set up and how many members are there
and more to the point is thee a membership fee, casue i have not recieved any royalities yet! lol
Jiggle
Artists of whatever sort, dont get royalties from their fan clubs, its their fan club manager that hives that off.
I hearby appoint myself Manager of the Jiggle Fan Club. All applications via PM, please with the requisit joining fee of 10 pounds for the first year, to me
i doubt you'll get even Â£10... lol so what do you get in the membership package.
maybe you should run a "VIP meet with Jiggle" compo

30 Apr 2005

Quote by Jiggle

Well the snookers just a red herring. I'm actually trying to catch up with the sleep I missed after chatting to one of your fan club last night.
(god I'm in trouble for that one when she sees it )
Anyway Biggles, just keep the :censored: noise down or I'll turn the heating off in the jacuzzi.
:P :P :P :P :P

giggles.....biggles....... smile

so I've got a fan club?????? when was this set up and how many members are there
and more to the point is thee a membership fee, casue i have not recieved any royalities yet! lol
Jiggle
Artists of whatever sort, dont get royalties from their fan clubs, its their fan club manager that hives that off.
I hearby appoint myself Manager of the Jiggle Fan Club. All applications via PM, please with the requisit joining fee of 10 pounds for the first year, to me
i doubt you'll get even Â£10... lol so what do you get in the membership package.
maybe you should run a "VIP meet with Jiggle" compo
Signed photo
Regular newsletter
First invites to all your gigs

30 Apr 2005

Quote by Jiggle
so I've got a fan club?????? when was this set up and how many members are there
and more to the point is thee a membership fee, casue i have not recieved any royalities yet! lol
Jiggle

Yep and myself and Sir worship

(the notorious underworld boss and high court judge) are "looking after your interests" wink

Quote by Jiggle
i doubt you'll get even Â£10... lol so what do you get in the membership package.
maybe you should run a "VIP meet with Jiggle" compo

Keeps giggling while I'm trying to kip in front of the snooker and we'll be including bodyparts in the members packs... mad

:x :x :x
:P lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

30 Apr 2005

Sneaks in to see if Kit-Off has snuck in here to take advantage of the quiet night to infiltrate the GFZ...

30 Apr 2005

Searched everywhere and all I found is some old pizza (burp) still after that light snack I think it bedtime... night SH where ever you are...

30 Apr 2005

Bugger!! I manage to get the PC to myself, come in here and, guess what, the bloody place is empty!!
Honestly, story of my life. rolleyes

Will

1 May 2005

Life size (and weight) chrome handle. Realistic power up and power down. Sound effects actually digitally captured from the movie!! This was the ultimate. The only unfortunate thing was the price tag. !!!

i want one. i want one now. i don't care if it's 90 quid. i want i want i want!
anyways who's on serving wench duties? i've been slogging my guts round ikea and doing manly stuff with screwdrivers and flat pack furniture. i soooooooo need a beer. i'll just be in the jaccuzzi. if someone could bring me 3 pints and a coupla brandy chasers, i'd be eternally grateful.
n x x x

1 May 2005

Quote by neilinleeds
if someone could bring me 3 pints and a coupla brandy chasers, i'd be eternally grateful.

More like eternally Pissed!! confused

:?

:lol:

1 May 2005

right wheres that jaquzzi.... i so need a good relax
i'll also make sure i'm quiet this time!.. and if i fall asleep, please leave me, well unless my head start pobbing under the water!!!!.
Jiggle

1 May 2005

marktheminx pops his head round the door and sees jiggle pobbing up an down in the jacuzzi,
"Oh excuse me, didn't know you were busy, ile call back later" redface

1 May 2005

Do you need to remove your wellies before coming in????

1 May 2005

Sarah races in taking clothes off
Jumps in jacuzzi, makes sure Jiggle is ok.
White wine please

1 May 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
Sarah races in taking clothes off
Jumps in jacuzzi, makes sure Jiggle is ok.
White wine please

dont worry, i'm fine
starting to shrivel up... i think ive been in here are quite a while
Jiggle

1 May 2005

Quote by Kinky Lizard
Do you need to remove your wellies before coming in????

No keep em on,but the rest has to come off :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

1 May 2005

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Do you need to remove your wellies before coming in????

No keep em on,but the rest has to come off :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Ooooh! cum and get me Clare..... :twisted:
K I N K Y L I Z A R D

1 May 2005

Quote by Kinky Lizard
Do you need to remove your wellies before coming in????

No keep em on,but the rest has to come off :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Ooooh! cum and get me Clare..... :twisted:
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*Clare jumps in,sits back and admires Kinky's wellies ahhhhh *
"Oh shit I forgot to take me clothes off" :doh:

1 May 2005

marktheminx pops his head round the door again........................................
observes the frolicking in the jacuzi..............................................................
walks away " if only ide have been a couple of minutes earlier" :cry:
such luck.................................

1 May 2005

Quote by marktheminx
marktheminx pops his head round the door again........................................
observes the frolicking in the jacuzi..............................................................
walks away " if only ide have been a couple of minutes earlier" :cry:
such luck.................................

Here, try my luck wellies for size mark.........they seem to do something for Clare :twisted:
K I N K Y L I Z A R D

1 May 2005

these arent wellies there waders!
wot sort of perv do you think i am.................................
SLAM....................................................................................................
door closes abruptly and mark storms off having never been so insulted in his life........
well so far today anayways mad

1 May 2005

Quote by marktheminx
these arent wellies there waders!
wot sort of perv do you think i am.................................
SLAM....................................................................................................
door closes abruptly and mark storms off having never been so insulted in his life........
well so far today anayways

Mark! those aren't my lucky wellies...........and what you doing with the gas mask? Has Sgt Bilko let one drop again???? He really should go and see his local GP wink

K I N K Y L I Z A R D

1 May 2005

Quote by Kinky Lizard
these arent wellies there waders!
wot sort of perv do you think i am..............................

Mark! those aren't my lucky wellies...........and what you doing with the gas mask? Has Sgt Bilko let one drop again???? He really should go and see his local GP wink

K I N K Y L I Z A R D

I love it , i love it :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
now someone fetch a yellow safety helmet and i shall be in heven!!!! :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

1 May 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
these arent wellies there waders!
wot sort of perv do you think i am..............................

What the buggery bollox you gonna do with that????? :shock:
K I N K Y L I Z A R D

1 May 2005

Mmmmmmmmmm waders filled with custard. :smile2:
:shock:
Did I just say that out loud? redface

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :doh:

1 May 2005

Quote by Kinky Lizard
these arent wellies there waders!
wot sort of perv do you think i am..............................

What the buggery bollox you gonna do with that????? :shock:
K I N K Y L I Z A R D

On top of the gas mask of course!!
Callyourself kinky? you dont know the meaning of the word!!!

1 May 2005

Quote by easy
Mmmmmmmmmm waders filled with custard. :smile2:
:shock:
Did I just say that out loud? ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :doh:

Jeez Easy - Waders filled with Custard :shock:
You forgot the Jelly :twisted:
Lime flavour wink

1 May 2005

right i'm getting back in to the jaquzzi!
oh, its still nice and warm!!!!!
can someone call me at closing time!
Jiggle

1 May 2005

*easy squelches in in waders filled with custard and lime jelly, especially for Kit and checkes Diggles asleep*
:giggle:
*gets megaphone from behind bar*
COME ON NOW LADIES AND GENTS! DON'T YA HAVE HOMES TO GO TO?

1 May 2005

Kit grabs megaphone off Easy and squeezes the squelching waders
Shhhhhhhhhhh! you don't really want to wake Jiggle and make him blush do you? :twisted:

1 May 2005

Quote by Kit
Kit grabs megaphone off Easy and squeezes the squelching waders
Shhhhhhhhhhh! you don't really want to wake Jiggle and make him blush do you? :twisted:

*easys facial expressions go*......
:shock: .................

.................... :confused: .................... :shock: (cold hands)..................... :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: