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Yawn.
Sex God
Why can't women just think logically? 
Sappho and I had just come back from doing the shopping (yes, I know that sounds a bit domestic - it scared the life out of us too! :eeek
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Trying to squeeze the last bottle of white wine into the fridge produced the following exchange:
Sappho : There's already more alcohol than food in this fridge.
Will : That's how a fridge should be.
Sappho : How am I going to get this bottle of wine in?
Will : Take some more food out!
SImple surely? Girlies eh? don't you just love 'em? 
Will
PS - I am in trouble when she reads this! Even had the cheek to post it from her PC. :twisted:
Sappho and I had just come back from doing the shopping (yes, I know that sounds a bit domestic - it scared the life out of us too! :eeek
.Trying to squeeze the last bottle of white wine into the fridge produced the following exchange:
Sappho : There's already more alcohol than food in this fridge.
Will : That's how a fridge should be.
Sappho : How am I going to get this bottle of wine in?
Will : Take some more food out!
SImple surely? Girlies eh? don't you just love 'em? Will
PS - I am in trouble when she reads this! Even had the cheek to post it from her PC. :twisted:
Dear God Will,
Shopping together?
This is getting really serious!
Anyway the solution to the wine problem is quite simple.
1. Identify a chilled bottle of wine in the fridge
2. Remove chilled bottle
3. Insert new bottle into the space vacated by the chilled bottle
4. Remove cork from the chilled bottle
5. Pour into 2 glasses and consume
Let's face it, you'll need to chill too if you have been shopping!
Hugs to you both
Alex x x
Shopping together?
This is getting really serious!
Anyway the solution to the wine problem is quite simple.
1. Identify a chilled bottle of wine in the fridge
2. Remove chilled bottle
3. Insert new bottle into the space vacated by the chilled bottle
4. Remove cork from the chilled bottle
5. Pour into 2 glasses and consume
Let's face it, you'll need to chill too if you have been shopping!
Hugs to you both
Alex x x
Quote by Mr FCJaundice? is he a newbie I have not met?
I've called the force Medic, Ithought it was jaundice
Quote by WillDid you have sex while you were out?
Sappho and I had just come back from doing the shopping
I had something for Sappho, I should have got you to pick it up on the way past Will.
Drop in for a quick one if you have time on the way back.And Sappho, You can have your quicke on the 12 April if you are around??
lhk
Kat
Sex God
Yes Alex, but we weren't opening a bottle at the time. The object was to get more in the fridge, not the same amount!
See what I mean guys?
Mind you - licks lips and looks at watch you have an idea. Now then, where did I put the corkscrew?
Will
See what I mean guys?
Mind you - licks lips and looks at watch you have an idea. Now then, where did I put the corkscrew?
Will
Sex God
MrsFC is feeling like a hugg from friends ... Could she possible find any in the GFZ as she was kicked out last time from Kat .. She is only dipping her toe into the slight opening of the door!!!! SHusssshhhhhh!!!
Evening my friends, now, I apologise if my gate is unsteady and my diction a little less accurate than usual, but, was not that a magnificent game of Rugby? 
My compliments to my Celtic neighbours, 'Iechyd Da' to you all. I cannot deny that several bottles of Merlot have passed my old lips, but the occasion dictates that formality is consigned to the 'Landfill site of Human kind'. Having supped on the best comapanionship that SH has to offer, I raise my glass and salute the people therein. God Bless All here!!
So I'm ready for a nap on the sofa and a nosh of the pizza, which should be reaching maturity about now! Where is my mate Gman? Front up, my Norman leader, a magnificent victory has been won. Bring forth that Saxon beauty Alex, and let us feast and make merry...
And a special song, shall be sung by the Minstrel, for the beauties of Rugby.......
My compliments to my Celtic neighbours, 'Iechyd Da' to you all. I cannot deny that several bottles of Merlot have passed my old lips, but the occasion dictates that formality is consigned to the 'Landfill site of Human kind'. Having supped on the best comapanionship that SH has to offer, I raise my glass and salute the people therein. God Bless All here!!So I'm ready for a nap on the sofa and a nosh of the pizza, which should be reaching maturity about now! Where is my mate Gman? Front up, my Norman leader, a magnificent victory has been won. Bring forth that Saxon beauty Alex, and let us feast and make merry...
And a special song, shall be sung by the Minstrel, for the beauties of Rugby.......
Sex God
OHHHH thankyou Gmannxx I will silp into the jacazzi , white wine in hand. I do like the bubbles but i usually sit on them
Sex God
Blue eyes would you like something differ? I will be the serving wench tonite....as no one else is here . Where's Sarge?????????
Sex God
My pleasure Sarge!! This is such a pleasure to meet you. Would you like anything else!! :D
Would you like anything else!! :D Sex God
Ok Blue eyes whats your pleasure.... jion me in the jaquzzi, with a tipple, Sarge must be hiding!
Sarge must be hiding! Sex God
The way things are going Blue eyes it could soon turn into GOZ (Girls only zone) WHERE ARE THE MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Serving wenches could serve wenches only!! if the men don't appear !!
Sniff Sniff. "Mmmmmmmm BlueEyes have you been smoking?" Gives BE one of those knowing looks. :shock:
Mrs FC Come over here . Are you sure you've not had a frisking from me? You wouldn't be sneaking "seconds" in would you? Anyway seeing as you don't have any clothes on this will probably be the easiest, and most enjoyable frisking ever. :lol: :lol:
I'm not sure I would be in that jacuzzi if I were you. It has had a multi purpose use today. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Mrs FC Come over here . Are you sure you've not had a frisking from me? You wouldn't be sneaking "seconds" in would you? Anyway seeing as you don't have any clothes on this will probably be the easiest, and most enjoyable frisking ever.
:lol: :lol: I'm not sure I would be in that jacuzzi if I were you. It has had a multi purpose use today. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sex God
Ohhh yes I have smelt and put my foot in !! Come join me, im on the bubbles at the mo ohhh,, ummmm ohhh god thats good. :lol: :lol: :lol: I have Wine Vodka Gin what do you fancy !!! :lol:
Come join me, im on the bubbles at the mo ohhh,, ummmm ohhh god thats good. :lol: :lol: :lol: I have Wine Vodka Gin what do you fancy !!! :lol: Sex God
Sarge i've done the checks ...everything is a ok!! As to frisking NO definately not !! You seem to be missing a few lately.. Please frisk away but join me and Blue eyes in the tub! :twisted: I have a drink for you Blue eyes, What could be on the tele for everyone to be away 
Sarge are you drinking tonite?
Sarge are you drinking tonite? I'm on the Lagers tonight Mrs FC, and lots of them. As much as I would love to join you and BE in there I'm afraid my principles will not allow it. ( Not to mention the fact I had a crap in there earlier !!). It would be like cavorting with the enemy. Anywhere else apart from in the GFZ would be fine, so if you don't mind I will just sit here and watch.
