CREEEEEEEEK
Excuse me popping in...
I was just driving past and saw the tap had been left on...water is running out of the overflow here onto the road. Try not to overfill it too much guys, when the rest of the gang arrive and get in you know the water will rise too much and overflow making the puddle bigger!
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GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000
oooh no young man...
As an official water waste management consultant I must point out that it is a precious commodity, and frivolous uses will result in a hosepipe with a watering can hose being fitted. I er cant er be er distracted er all this er nakedness is er distracting er I think I better go and close the door....
Ohh dear....the young uns these days..
As an official water waste management consultant I must point out that it is a precious commodity, and frivolous uses will result in a hosepipe with a watering can hose being fitted. I er cant er be er distracted er all this er nakedness is er distracting er I think I better go and close the door....
Ohh dear....the young uns these days..
Sex God
All hail to bluexxx - 3000 posts AND she is erudite and entertaining too!
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As for Kat's opening post - ahhhhhh, fine words my friend. But then, you did have some pretty excellent material to start with. 8)
To the newbies (Warwick and Jemlet), welcome
. Dive in and have fun.
Can someone pour me a glass of red before I head for the hills? Thanks,
Will
:worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: As for Kat's opening post - ahhhhhh, fine words my friend. But then, you did have some pretty excellent material to start with. 8)
To the newbies (Warwick and Jemlet), welcome
. Dive in and have fun.Can someone pour me a glass of red before I head for the hills? Thanks,
Will
Quote by Jemlet
Apolgies for just jumping in the deep end as a newbie but I really had to compliment your outfit Alexandra. Very nice !
OMG !!!! !Not only do we have a newbie popping in and making their first post in the GFZ but it's a female newbie, and she only popped in to compliment another Girlie on her outfit !!! My Gast has never been so Flabbered !!! Does no-one remember the sacred vow we took when we joined this site? ("I swear by the Swinging Gods to keep the GFZ Girlie Free")
Oh my giddy aunt. Next thing you know we will have Wilma popping in to say that there's no such thing as a GFZ (Swinging Heaven forbid!!)
(Land of Hope and Glory strikes up in the background now !!)
It's the little things like this that have lost us the Great out of Great Britain. The pink bits on the old maps weren't put there as a result of allowing girlies into the GFZ ( though it must have been a girlie that decided to make them pink !!) My Grandfather hid in the cupboard under the stairs through two world wars so that we would have the right to keep the GFZ girlie free. Tony Blair would turn in his grave , if he was dead, knowing that girlies are wandering into this sacred place, willy-nilly, sticking two fingers up to the very fabric of society.
This is the last male sanctuary and I call on all the battle hardened men of SH to once more take up their arms to ensure that a little part of this world will be forever Girlie Free. Never in the field of human conflict have so few done so little for even fewer !!!!
By the way Jemlet, welcome to the Forum. Come over here while I give you a good frisking and smack your bottom for being a naughty girl !!!
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:smackbottom: Girlie - Free - Zone
1. girlie •adj. (81%)
•n. (also girly) (pl. girlies) informal a girl or young woman.
1. free •adj. (100%)
not under the control or in the power of another. →subject neither to foreign domination nor despotic government: a free press. →permitted to take a specified action.
1. zone •n. (100%)
an area distinguished on the basis of a particular characteristic, use, restriction, etc.
Girlie FREEEEEEEEEEE Zone
La chica Liberta la Zona
La fille Libère la Zone
La ragazza Libera la Zona
Het meisje Bevrijd Zone
Menina Libertar Zona
Девочка Свободная Зона
Pike Befrir Sone
Mädchen Befreien Zone
女孩解除区域
女孩解除區域
*Kat walks up and pees in the jacuzzi - a universal BOYS language*
LHK
Kat
P.S.
Jemlet, hello and welcome to all parts of the forum EXCEPT the GFZ1
1. girlie •adj. (81%)
•n. (also girly) (pl. girlies) informal a girl or young woman.
1. free •adj. (100%)
not under the control or in the power of another. →subject neither to foreign domination nor despotic government: a free press. →permitted to take a specified action.
1. zone •n. (100%)
an area distinguished on the basis of a particular characteristic, use, restriction, etc.
Girlie FREEEEEEEEEEE Zone
La chica Liberta la Zona
La fille Libère la Zone
La ragazza Libera la Zona
Het meisje Bevrijd Zone
Menina Libertar Zona
Девочка Свободная Зона
Pike Befrir Sone
Mädchen Befreien Zone
女孩解除区域
女孩解除區域
*Kat walks up and pees in the jacuzzi - a universal BOYS language*
LHK
Kat
P.S.
Jemlet, hello and welcome to all parts of the forum EXCEPT the GFZ1
Sex God
Sarge - you want me to take up arms with you? Very well......
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(I am rather traditional, I am afraid).
Thanks for the offer of a glass of red Alex, but I have a long drive ahead and probably ought to wait until I get there!!
:happy: :bounce: :happy:
Will,
Off to a mystery destination that no-one would ever, ever, EVER guess!
:duel:(I am rather traditional, I am afraid).
Thanks for the offer of a glass of red Alex, but I have a long drive ahead and probably ought to wait until I get there!!
:happy: :bounce: :happy:
Will,
Off to a mystery destination that no-one would ever, ever, EVER guess!
Quote by willxx69
Sarge - you want me to take up arms with you? Very well......
(I am rather traditional, I am afraid).
Thanks for the offer of a glass of red Alex, but I have a long drive ahead and probably ought to wait until I get there!!
:happy: :bounce: :happy:
Will,
Off to a mystery destination that no-one would ever, ever, EVER guess!
Thanks for the support Will. Give my love to Sappho
Quote by Kat
Kat walks up and pees in the jacuzzi - a universal BOYS language
That's exactly what I was trying to say Kat :lol: :lol: :lol:
:? 
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