I have a special Frisking lined up for my friend Moist tomorrow. Come here Mrs FC and be my first ever naked frisk.
Mmmmmm, now then, what do we have hidden away at the end of this little piece of string............................................
Corriecreeps in very early to check out GFZ before anyone is awake. mmm so Sarge thinks I am a pussy who doesnt dare come in here eh. Well Ill show show him that Im no pussy :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
ooooooooo peace and quiet
Now it's a love sunny day, let me open those windows and get some fresh air in here!
Yippee - it looks as if the jacuzzi has been cleaned (AGAIN).
Let's hope the Sarge's intestinal problems have subsided.
mmmmmm, the water heater has been left on too, let me slip off my clothes whilst there is no-one around, and climb in......mmmmmmm
What a way to start a sunday - a nice glass of freshly squeezed, puccini on the stereo and a hot jacuzzi - what more can a girl want? (Well I could think of one thing :twisted: but 3 out of 4 isn't too bad)
OUCH!!!!!!!!
Oh It's you MrFC - I thought someone had left the scrubbing brush in the jacuzzi. You really do need a shave!
Sorry - nothing cooking here.
I can offer you a warm chocolate croissant and asome fresshly squeezed though!
Right, Dyson, duster, polish, iron well here goes. DUM DE DUM!!!
NO!
Get telly ready for rugby... pork pies, pints of 'heavy' and a footstool. Now WHO wants to be a footstool for Jags???? :shock: :shock:
It's a 6 Nation game - Scotland V France.... no bets on which side is going to win!
I sat throught the Malaysian Grand Prix (well lay through it cos I listened on the radio) this morning so it's a sport day. It' needs a footstool...
Think Sarge has gone to bed, Kate is busy burrowing around and MrFC is cleaning... call yourselves men?????????/ 8)
Hmm all over with talc please.
Lies back and enjoys being spoilt. mmmmmm
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Wanders in to see if GFZ is occupied...
Hoping that Sarge will clear up that months old vomit soon...
Opens window on way out
Did I hear there is some massaging going on in here ?? I just finished 9 hour day so get to work on me...NOW....& where is my glass of Baileys & ice....Mmmmm
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Ah.. there IS life in GFZ... thought it had gone too quiet.
*shakes the cowebs away - piles empty bottles into bin - checks for bodies on the floor - pulls the plug out of jacuzzi - turns fridge up to cold - opens windows - leaves the rest of the mess for MrFC next week - turns off lights - locks door*
Think we could re-decorate for next weekend - goes off to buy Kat some brushes and paint
Night night GFZ
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MrsFC peeks her head round the door wow jas is havin a massage, havn't had one of those for a long time. 
but with oils.. :) 
I really need a drink now, anyone please. 
- It's ok it's Jas. 