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Doesnt look like anyone is serving so I will just help myself (again) ;-)
Time for a little experiment.....
I intend to find out if the more pissed you get the more interesting ironing becomes?
I'll let you know the results tomorrow when I can see again.... (bloody cheap French antifreeze :lol2: ).
*sets up ironing board in corner and starts intravenous line for booze*
:drink:
Oh and if you smell burning, could you switch the iron off please? Thank You biggrin
Ironing in the GFZ what ever next loon
You could of had a beer but I'll give that to Mallock instead lol :lol:
Quote by Sarah
Ironing in the GFZ what ever next loon
You could of had a beer but I'll give that to Mallock instead lol :lol:

Thats the spirit...
Give Easy the fabric freshener and I'll take the beer :thumbup:
*looks at bottle of fabric freshener to see if it has an alcohol content*
Pah! No alcohol in that.....
*carries on hooking up bottle of Jim Bean to IV line*
Quote by easy
*looks at bottle of fabric freshener to see if it has an alcohol content*
Pah! No alcohol in that.....
*carries on hooking up bottle of Jim Bean to IV line*
wind assisted Ironing? lol
Ok stocking up with plenty of beers and wine, getting the telly clean
Jacuzzi warming up for later
:beer:
Sitting here waiting on qualifying....
Got no fingernails left already :shock:
What Sarah actually said....
Quote by Sarah
Ok stocking up with plenty of beers and wine, getting the telly clean
Jacuzzi warming up for later
:beer:

What I thought I read.......
Quote by Sarah
Ok stockings on now with plenty of beers and wine, getting the telly clean
Jacuzzi warming up for later
:beer:

:shock:
Think the wind-powered ironing is starting to take effect. :crazy:
Time for a bottle change I think. :lol2:
Quote by easy
What Sarah actually said....
Ok stocking up with plenty of beers and wine, getting the telly clean
Jacuzzi warming up for later
:beer:

What I thought I read.......
Quote by Sarah
Ok stockings on now with plenty of beers and wine, getting the telly clean
Jacuzzi warming up for later
:beer:

:shock:
Think the wind-powered ironing is starting to take effect. :crazy:
Time for a bottle change I think. :lol2:
I think ironing is too much for you, rolleyes I suggest you go for a lie down lol
OK beers and wine now cool.......
Quote by Sarah
OK beers and wine now cool.......

What about the stockings :giggle:
Quote by Sarah
I think ironig is too much for you, rolleyes I suggest you go for a lie down lol
OK beers and wine now cool.......

WOOOOO HOOOO!!!!
Just need to find someone to lie down on now :twisted: :lol2:
i congratulate England on reaching the final against all predictions,
but as usual the hysteria has gone overboard,
i predict the highest winning margin in a world cup final history to SA, by a good 30 40 points
then we can beat the newly crowned world champs in cardiff next month (ok i am talking crap now)
good luck anyway
Quote by garyishere
i congratulate England on reaching the final against all predictions,
but as usual the hysteria has gone overboard,
i predict the highest winning margin in a world cup final history to SA, by a good 30 40 points
then we can beat the newly crowned world champs in cardiff next month (ok i am talking crap now)
good luck anyway

Is there anything wrong with getting behind your country dunno
No room in the fridge for beer as its full of food :shock: so having to store the booze outside on the patio...
Thankfully the weather is chilly so is the beer...
C'mon Lewis
Quote by Mallock2006
No room in the fridge for beer as its full of food :shock: so having to store the booze outside on the patio...
Thankfully the weather is chilly so is the beer...
C'mon Lewis

Sarah chucks food out of fridge and puts the beer and white back lol
and sticks padlock on fridge door.........
Quote by Sarah
Sarah chucks food out of fridge and puts the beer and white back lol
and sticks padlock on fridge door.........

It would appear we speak the same language ;-)
Quote by Freckledbird
sad MrFB says he can't watch the rugby because he thinks he's a jinx on them. He wants to go out to the pub instead. I may have to brave the side of the pub with all the men and the television screen. Poor me. :twisted: :giggle:

He half watched 'em last week!
Don't get 'carried away' in the pub wink
.
Unlocking the beer and wine fridge, game on.
Here we go
Here we go
:beer:
Quote by westerross
sad MrFB says he can't watch the rugby because he thinks he's a jinx on them. He wants to go out to the pub instead. I may have to brave the side of the pub with all the men and the television screen. Poor me. :twisted: :giggle:

He half watched 'em last week!
Don't get 'carried away' in the pub wink
.
Hehehe chance would be a fine thing! :twisted:
The pre-prandial G&T has been downed, just finishing the red wine after dinner and there's a fridge full of beer for the rest of the game.
I don't think I could be more nervous if I was playing! :scared:
Will
Bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox. :cry:
Quote by Freckledbird
Bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox. :cry:

Seconded.....
Not as bad as I thought it would have been though..
Quote by Mallock2006
Bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox. :cry:

Seconded.....
Not as bad as I thought it would have been though..
Nope, definitely not.
FB off to France to trip up Percy and kick him in the nethers.
Quote by Freckledbird
Bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox. :cry:

Seconded.....
Not as bad as I thought it would have been though..
Nope, definitely not.
FB off to France to trip up Percy and kick him in the nethers.
Just mess his hair up he will spend 20 mins getting the flick right again :lol2:
Well I've just witnessed a robery mad
Quote by westerross
A try it was!! mad
.

Yep....
Quote by Mallock2006
A try it was!! mad
.

Yep....
Yep the one where his leg was over the line but not on the ground was definately a try!!!
Grrrrrrrr
15-6 :x
Well done Ireland for winning the World Cup for South Africa..